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dekar
Oct 24, 2001, 05:00 PM
we all know these movies.. ones with no story
just all dialogue or all explosions(not that i don't like explosions)example: one minute... there is a guy named jack.. he gets shot and dies
next scene he's alive and now named bob
get where i'm going?
well..
this had just about nothing to do with what i just said... but i just want peeple to list off the worst movies they've ever seen and tell why:)
let me start....(longest list in ontario!!)
1.oklaholma-too much damn singing
2.oliver-gay
3.coyote ugly-nuff said
4.free willy trilogy and anything having to do to free willy -everyone knows why i hate this
5.babe-uhhhhh.. i don't know why i just do
6.spice world-the spice girls are in it
7.power rangers movie-same above except the power rangers are in it
uh
there are many more but i am too tired and lazy to list them
l8er
DEKAR

breathofire
Jul 7, 2002, 10:13 PM
Worst Movie I've ever saw was Jason X and H20
Every video game based movie rules

Vitamin_D
Jul 7, 2002, 10:17 PM
3.coyote ugly-nuff said



But...but Tyra Banks is FINE.

haterade
Jul 7, 2002, 10:37 PM
Scary Movie ruled.

ABDUR101
Jul 7, 2002, 10:52 PM
Recently on Sci-Fi channel they showed a movie with Robbin Williams, it was about him going through hell to find his wife, to bring her back(she commited suicide when she was in a mental insitution).

I don't know the name of it. It was an interesting movie, I wish I could have caught the name of it, and seen it in it's entirety.

But the ending was so damn stupid. He was supposedly in Hell, and he was in his wife's "house", and it was said if he stayed there too long, he would'nt know his reality from hers(stuck there). And he did get stuck there, in Hell with her, but in the next scene, he was in Heaven with her, a family friend, and his kids. And when asked if they wanted to be reincarnated to try everything all over again(find each other, fall in love, etc) they said yes.

I did'nt understand this, because he already went through Hell(literally) to find his wife, and he got to Heaven with everyone(his family), so..what the hell is the point of being reincarnated and doing everything all over again?

"What if" they did'nt meet each other? What if it fell through? What if one of them died young, then the other is left and meets someone else, then the one that died would be waiting in Heaven and the one that lived is with another person.

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I was in Heaven, and everyone was there, everything was perfect, I would'nt be hitting the reset button :

I'll have to find out what it was called and watch it again, but it was just a pointless ending to me.

I understand the concept behind the ending, giving up heaven for another chance at being happy, but, he was already happy, he had everything, his entire family was there, he was with his wife, what more can you ask for?!

Ah, hehe, I had to rant about that, thanks. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Dangerous55
Jul 7, 2002, 11:04 PM
ABDUR it was called What Dreams May Come. Cuba Gooding JR. won best supporting actor Oscar for it. It was also nominated for Best Picture.


Dude, Wheres My car. That movie sucked! If anyone thought it was funny they ahev the attention span of a dust particle.

Nerd
Jul 7, 2002, 11:10 PM
Dude, Where's my Car was so bad i didnt watch the whole movie, and i watched ALL of "Mom and Dad save the World"(Universe...whatever -_-) and that would have been my 'crappiest movie ever' if not for Dude..

Greg
Jul 7, 2002, 11:18 PM
Minority report sucked some large penis.

pixelate
Jul 7, 2002, 11:29 PM
Holy shit, a nine month old topic, and a Milou post. I'm amazed.

Dabra
Jul 8, 2002, 12:37 AM
Man you guys have no taste. Dude wheres my car was hilarious.

I mean i had pirated satellite TV and every damn morning before school, while eating my cheerios i would go to channel 724 to watch that thing...this was my favorite part:

Dude wheres my car
Wheres your car dude
Dude where my car
dude wheres your car dude
Dude wheres my car
*laughs* dude you lost your car
Shut up dude its not funny dude

HILARIOUS!!

oh oh and...

"email me at freakincage.com"

AWESOME!

Hollow man sucked btw....i mean come on, a nice guy with a kind attitude turns into a murderer because he's invisible? COME ON!

ABDUR101
Jul 8, 2002, 12:44 AM
On 2002-07-07 22:37, Dabra_Shenrox wrote:
I mean i had pirated satellite TV

*reports you*



Hollow man sucked btw....


pfft, and you said they did'nt have any taste :



i mean come on, a nice guy with a kind attitude turns into a murderer because he's invisible? COME ON!

OK, he turned that way because of the medicine, it fubar'd his body and brain chemistry and turned him very aggressive. Weren't you listening when they had the gorilla there?

Dangerous55
Jul 8, 2002, 12:57 AM
On 2002-07-07 22:37, Dabra_Shenrox wrote:
Man you guys have no taste. Dude wheres my car was hilarious.

I mean i had pirated satellite TV and every damn morning before school, while eating my cheerios i would go to channel 724 to watch that thing...this was my favorite part:

Dude wheres my car
Wheres your car dude
Dude where my car
dude wheres your car dude
Dude wheres my car
*laughs* dude you lost your car
Shut up dude its not funny dude

HILARIOUS!!

oh oh and...

"email me at freakincage.com"

AWESOME!






Seriosuly, that movie was the worst peice of trash ever. If you thought those jokes were funny you have to be drunk or 11 years old.

ABDUR101
Jul 8, 2002, 01:02 AM
On 2002-07-07 22:57, Dangerous55 wrote:
If you thought those jokes were funny you have to be drunk or 11 years old.


*snicker*

He got you Dabra! Run!

I don't see enough movies to say which suck..so..watch your asses when you goto the threatres!

*EDIT*
God, typos tend not to be funny at night.

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Saladwood
Jul 8, 2002, 04:21 AM
On 2002-07-07 21:29, pixelate wrote:
Holy shit, a nine month old topic, and a Milou post. I'm amazed.


oh my god, you're so right, that's bizarre.

dood where's my car is bad, i agree

Mazarin
Jul 8, 2002, 03:19 PM
Final Destination has to be, THE WORST horror flick ever. I laughed so many times in that movie. Possibly funnier than Monty Python's Holy Grail.

And I know I'm the only one who thinks this, but Something About May was complete crap.

Ness
Jul 8, 2002, 05:18 PM
*Ahem*
It now present to you the ten worst movies (in my opinion) that were ever made. (In no specific order)

1. Dude? Where's my Car?- This one was so bad I didn't even see a commercial.

2. Crossroads- Very depressing. Not for Britney Spears fans like me. (or like I used to be.

3. Little Mermaid- Oh come on even Snow White was better than this crap!

4. 3 Ninjas: Highnoon at Mega Mountain- A disgrace to the series.

5. Wild- Wild West- This was the movie that ruined Will Smith's career.

6. Monty Python: The Life of Brian- This one didn't even make me smile.

7. Cone heads- As Will Smith said in Men in Black, " This ranke a 9.0 on the weird shit-o-meter."

8. Nutty Professor 2- So bad I couldn't even finish it!

9. Beetoven- This movie had no plot whatsoever.

10. Planet of the Apes- Major disappiontment. I feel sorry for all the people that got up a 2:00 AM just to get in line.

Deathscythealpha
Jul 8, 2002, 05:26 PM
Sucky movies? Anything with Kevin Costner.
Sheesh, i cant believe i watched all of 'The Postman', that film was so crap.

'What Dreams May Come' was boring and depressing, and had the worst death scene ever (sorry if you like Abdur, dont hurt me).

Oh, and Mortal Kombat Annihaltion. Lets make a film where we randomly try to get the whole cast of a computer game to make an appearence!

I could go on longer, but i would probably tred on someones toes.

OMAR
Jul 8, 2002, 05:27 PM
dude wheres my car was funny as hell...especially when the guy pissed in the plant then went back in the closet and they were like...how do u know him..i dnt know i thought he was ur friend...no i dont even know him...lol FUNNY...though i though me myself and irene was possibly the funniest movie around...also Coyote ugly did not suck...whenever you can have that many girls in one movie that look like that! WOW ! but the story did suck...but who was paying attention? alo the movie that sucked the most out of every movie and it hurts me so bad to say this but...STARWARS EPISODE I man that stunk...if darth maul wasnt in there with the twin saber i would have never bought the damn movie....man that movie sucked.......

Daikarin
Jul 8, 2002, 05:33 PM
"The body" wasn't what I expected. There I went, expecting a thriller that would define the meaning of religion but instead...

FunkyMcGunk
Jul 8, 2002, 11:08 PM
Ok, so the day before I graduated from Highschool we had our senior day thingy, and at our local theater we got to watch JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS! That had to be the absolute worst piece of crap I've ever had to sit through EVER! If anyone has seen it I feel sorry for you, if anybody wants to go to sleep really fast rent it. If anybody liked it, it's because it helped them go to sleep really fast. Thankyou.

Rylios
Jul 9, 2002, 12:45 AM
Bourne Id. Was a rip off OF 007
scooby was alright but kinda of sucked

vashthestampede8480
Jul 10, 2002, 10:57 AM
On 2001-10-24 15:00, dekar wrote:
we all know these movies.. ones with no story
just all dialogue or all explosions(not that i don't like explosions)example: one minute... there is a guy named jack.. he gets shot and dies
next scene he's alive and now named bob
get where i'm going?
well..
this had just about nothing to do with what i just said... but i just want peeple to list off the worst movies they've ever seen and tell why:)
let me start....(longest list in ontario!!)
1.oklaholma-too much damn singing
2.oliver-gay
3.coyote ugly-nuff said
4.free willy trilogy and anything having to do to free willy -everyone knows why i hate this
5.babe-uhhhhh.. i don't know why i just do
6.spice world-the spice girls are in it
7.power rangers movie-same above except the power rangers are in it
uh
there are many more but i am too tired and lazy to list them
l8er
DEKAR



Don't diss the power rangers. Well one of them any way. Johnny Yong Bosch (Adam-green and black ranger) is the voice of Vash the Stampede of Trigun. Toys with Robin Williams was the most stupidest movie I have ever seen

Sojo
Jul 10, 2002, 06:41 PM
There really are soe shitty movies out there!

Anything by STV productions (Straight To Video)
Spice World; porn for 12 year olds
Titanic; utter bollocks
Star Wars Episode 1; 11 plots. Darth Maul was the saving grace!
Blair Witch Project; worst episode of "You've Been Framed" ever!
Any Friday 13th film after No3 and any Nightmare on Elm street film after No2.
Total Recall; funny to watch, but with plot-holes big enough to drive an oil tanker through...
Dude! Where's My Car? or "Dude! Where's my refund?!" as a mate of mine called it.
Deep Impact: Too many old folk. At least Euthenasia isn't optional any more...
That Robin Williams film where he's a 40 year old kid. 8 year old Kids must have pissed themselves at the farting bit...

This movie called "trouble" about a girl who rescues a baby elephant, which she names "Trouble" from an abusive ring master at a travelling circus. Almost the entire film revolved around the girl trotting after the un-trained baby elephant through the woods shouting "Trooouuuble" in a pleading tone, and a helicopter carrying a cackling ring-master following their every move.

The other Mortal combat films; rank!!

The recent Dune remake which prides itself on following the book more closely; Shit acting, shit actors, shit costumes, shitty settings, all a big steaming pile of shit!

Any American action film which stars giant muscular morons taking on the entire Red Army with just a spoon and winning.
I've seen another which had a guy trained as a ninja taking on the Ku Klux Klan. All that happened was him fighting guys in white sheets around a camp fire, and one of them kept kicking him in the head every now and again. The only thing the bad guys said at that point was, "C'mon c'mon lets get him *gets kicked* Oooooooh Shhhit!" and they just repeated that bit of dialogue over and over again, no kidding!

I'll stop there; this could take forever!

BWS-1
Jul 10, 2002, 07:06 PM
I only think of one, and that really is the stupidest movie of all time, Komendo with Jean-Claude Van Dam. Old, crapy, storyless and ... everything sucks in there!!!!!!! I don't even want to see that again, in fact I don't kno why I rent that thing, I must have been real drunk or something http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

OwenHimura
Jul 10, 2002, 07:22 PM
dont flame me but to me these were the gayest pieces of crap i ever saw star wars episode one and 2 they were soooooo boring...-_-x except when yoda fought...but to me they reallly sucked and lord of the rings......-_-x