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watashiwa
Mar 9, 2002, 02:37 PM
http://www.pioneer2.net/godkills.jpg

Celestial
Mar 9, 2002, 02:40 PM
RUN, KITTY, RUN! you can do EET!!!!!! dont let the masterbator monsters get you!

Nerd
Mar 9, 2002, 02:43 PM
Oh God, im responsible for the death of millions...

AynRand
Mar 9, 2002, 03:40 PM
Curuious, I am attempting to find a logical explanation as why God would terminate the live of a kitten for each time a person would maturbate.
Perhaps..kitten refers to a pussy showing that each time a hand is used instead of someones pussy a kitten dies to reflect the evil masturbation act.

ImStillBetterThanU
Mar 9, 2002, 04:14 PM
On 2002-03-09 11:37, watashiwa wrote:
http://www.pioneer2.net/godkills.jpg


...Oh my god.....that sux...

I'm suprised cats aren't extinct......

TiaEH
Mar 9, 2002, 04:46 PM
*Responsible for an entire kitty holocaust*

ITO
Mar 9, 2002, 05:18 PM
Oh no, I have caused millions of deaths! >_<

Sorry Kittens, I did not know. I am going to try to control myself from now on.

Keyword: Try o.O

squeak
Mar 9, 2002, 05:24 PM
no silly cats have 9 lives so you can go on and do it 7 more times lol

TiaEH
Mar 9, 2002, 05:37 PM
On 2002-03-09 14:24, squeak wrote:
no silly cats have 9 lives so you can go on and do it 7 more times lol



Hey, now that's what I call putting logic to good use.

merlin
Mar 9, 2002, 06:19 PM
Okay, Wata....WHERE did you get that photo? That's almost a Hallmark moment.

I think that AynRand hit the logic on the head. =)

ABDUR101
Mar 9, 2002, 06:29 PM
...
*points to everyone in thread*
You killed Kitty! You Bastards!

-_-
*points to self*
I killed Kitty! You Bastard!


...damnit, now thats going to be in my head everytime I do the deed.

Guile
Mar 9, 2002, 07:11 PM
Everyone go cut off your hands right now!!!

get your hand out your pants abdur!!

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TiaEH
Mar 9, 2002, 07:28 PM
Who needs hands? :P

watashiwa
Mar 9, 2002, 07:30 PM
On 2002-03-09 16:28, TiaEH wrote:
Who needs hands? :P



Well, yeah, they got those things that will attach to females and pleasure them .. but us males don't really have any toys like that to play with. I, uh, treasure my hands ... O_o;; They often help me release, erm, built up stress, etc,. :o

TiaEH
Mar 9, 2002, 07:32 PM
I think I speak for everyone when I say that was a little too much information, Mr. watashiwa.

watashiwa
Mar 9, 2002, 07:37 PM
I'm just expressing my need for my hands. I don't think there's anything wrong with that! :D

RuneLateralus
Mar 9, 2002, 08:58 PM
Well, this what I think. I do not care for cats, so all those kitties that died by my hand (gee, now that sounded weird), then I say good riddance. Now if that damn cat that leaves those dead animals in my yard would just die...

jello44
Mar 9, 2002, 09:38 PM
hehe Domo-Kun chasing Cliche Kitty, I believe he got that pic from fark.com.

ABDUR101
Mar 9, 2002, 09:56 PM
You know what Guile, your not invited to play pocket pool with me anymore. And that includes this weekend too.

Ah..girls have all the good stuff with self-pleasure instruments -_-

If a guy had that much stuff, I doubt alot of people would get together. Or maybe there would be a new relationship, the Alternate-Otaku life-style. You find someone just to snuggle with, but the pleasure is all your own.

OK..I'm not posting here again. This thread has me thinking o_O

SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko
Mar 9, 2002, 10:01 PM
Ahhh guys have just as many toys...
And hey, you can use our toys too... ;X

pixelate
Mar 9, 2002, 10:16 PM
On 2002-03-09 16:30, watashiwa wrote:
Well, yeah, they got those things that will attach to females and pleasure them .. but us males don't really have any toys like that to play with.


http://www.realdoll.com/

Guile
Mar 9, 2002, 10:18 PM
Hahahaha thats funny......

TinyGrendel
Mar 9, 2002, 11:13 PM
Imageine...

"This is Bob Barker signing off, help control the pet population. Be sure to masturbate dailey."

Kent
Mar 10, 2002, 02:30 AM
On 2002-03-09 11:37, watashiwa wrote:
http://www.pioneer2.net/godkills.jpg



The part about God killing a kitten set the whole thing off...

RuneLateralus
Mar 10, 2002, 02:55 AM
On 2002-03-09 19:16, pixelate wrote:


On 2002-03-09 16:30, watashiwa wrote:
Well, yeah, they got those things that will attach to females and pleasure them .. but us males don't really have any toys like that to play with.


http://www.realdoll.com/



I thought that was just made up from this:

http://www.exploitationnow.com/comics/rb20020215.gif
http://www.exploitationnow.com/comics/rb20020218.gif

Amazing what you learn...

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Guile
Mar 10, 2002, 05:30 AM
poor poor cats...all of you ALL OF YOU!!! go ..umm go get laid!!!

Keep the cats alive

Castelak
Mar 10, 2002, 11:14 AM
*backs away from this topic... runs away full speed* O_o;;;

Gryph
Mar 10, 2002, 01:22 PM
OMG! Not the kitties!!!

googles
Mar 10, 2002, 05:22 PM
Whats with you and cats lately Watashiwa? lol

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Gradius
Mar 11, 2002, 01:54 AM
I killed 5 kittens today on breaks from diablo2. ;?

GO ME!

ItaGaiden
Mar 11, 2002, 11:59 AM
You people are evil! >_<
Stop the madness! Hehe! :o

And Gradius, You killed 5 kittens today? Whoa, Go You! ^^

neko-chan
Mar 11, 2002, 12:10 PM
On 2002-03-11 08:59, ItaGaiden wrote:
You people are evil! >_<
Stop the madness! Hehe! :o

And Gradius, You killed 5 kittens today? Whoa, Go You! ^^


I have the proof also girls kill a lot of kittens... c'mon, have you ever killed one? ^_^;

As for me... I did a mayhem in the past... but now WWF provided me a girlfriend so... I'm not a murderer anymore (for now). ^_^;

Ciao,

f

RuneLateralus
Mar 11, 2002, 01:07 PM
Homocide, homocide!
Gradius commit kitten genocide!

ABDUR101
Mar 11, 2002, 11:38 PM
I err..did it for the Nookie?

...guile made me do it..?

..the president said it was my duty.....

.they had a gun to my head, and their reading material was supurb!

Run kitties!
*points to sky*
Ready the lightning bolts!
*points to ground*
Ready thy masturbation fiends!
*points to kittens*
You have a 30 minute headstart...starting...NOW!

Celestial
Mar 11, 2002, 11:40 PM
this thread scares me...

ITO
Mar 12, 2002, 12:55 AM
On 2002-03-11 20:40, Celestial wrote:
this thread scares me...



At least we are not killing mouses -_-

Mouse = Chu Chu o.O

ABDUR101
Mar 12, 2002, 01:59 AM
On 2002-03-11 21:55, ITO wrote:
[quote]

At least we are not killing mouses -_-

Mouse = Chu Chu o.O



*comes back from shooting mice with his glock*
o_O
...is it a bad time?

ITO
Mar 12, 2002, 02:13 AM
On 2002-03-11 22:59, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2002-03-11 21:55, ITO wrote:
[quote]

At least we are not killing mouses -_-

Mouse = Chu Chu o.O



*comes back from shooting mice with his glock*
o_O
...is it a bad time?



Yes, It is :o

*walks away slowly*

SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko
Mar 12, 2002, 02:14 AM
I've executed a cat sometime this week.

FU watashiwa. *flame flame flame*

Celestial
Mar 12, 2002, 02:19 AM
On 2002-03-11 22:59, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2002-03-11 21:55, ITO wrote:
[quote]

At least we are not killing mouses -_-

Mouse = Chu Chu o.O



*comes back from shooting mice with his glock*
o_O
...is it a bad time?


*cracks knuckles*
TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT?!?!?!

*gets scissors*
this is for next time you think about that...

ABDUR101
Mar 12, 2002, 02:22 AM
On 2002-03-11 23:19, Celestial wrote:


On 2002-03-11 22:59, ABDUR101 wrote:




*comes back from shooting mice with his glock*
o_O
...is it a bad time?


*cracks knuckles*
TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT?!?!?!

*gets scissors*
this is for next time you think about that...


...I'm sorry, I heard you crack your knuckles, but when the word "scissors" was mentioned, I kind of OMFG! WHAT DID YOU DO!!

*runs around calling for his man-beef*

Breezblok
Mar 12, 2002, 05:35 PM
I don't quite get how this works...is it a kitten dies every time you masturbate, or every time you....wait...never mind. O_o;;

Nuku
Mar 12, 2002, 06:46 PM
this place has gone to the dogs... err kittens....

Celestial
Mar 12, 2002, 07:52 PM
sorry i luaghed once i saw nuku posted in this thread...

X-thirteen
Mar 13, 2002, 01:19 AM
On 2002-03-10 14:22, googles wrote:
Whats with you and cats lately Watashiwa? lol

you see while he was masturbating as a child he heard the phone ring down the hall, so he got up(still masturbating) and walked sep by step until he heard this horrible meow cry from under his foot. i dont think he will ever recover from such a tragedy.....

Larian
Mar 14, 2002, 04:41 PM
My kitty is a victim of trauma!! See...
http://www.tarnish1.com/images/untitled.jpg



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pixelate
Mar 14, 2002, 05:29 PM
On 2002-03-14 13:41, Larian wrote:
My kitty is a victim of trauma!! See...


I'd really like to poke it's eyes out.

Shotie
Mar 14, 2002, 06:26 PM
You people are gonna burn in hell. Haven't you seen the cartoon about Pluto's judgement? Kitties run hell...and you know they aren't gonna be happy about this!!

(I've seen that poster on another board, it's hilarous)

ABDUR101
Mar 14, 2002, 10:27 PM
JESUS F*CENSORED* CHRIST!!!

I nearly bit my tongue when that pic loaded!

*waits for heart to restart*
...
Well hello Mr. Heart-Murmur. x_X

That is THE freakiest kitten I've ever seen. How come we kill all the CUTE ones? I say we start a petition for God to start laying the smacketh on kittens like that o_O

..I'm joking by the way O_o
The first thing that came to mind when I saw that was gremlins hehe.

Shotie
Mar 14, 2002, 10:37 PM
Am I the only one that thinks Larian's kitty is disgustingly cute?

*crickets chirp*

Hmm...maybe I see the cute in all kittens. ^_^

Kent
Mar 14, 2002, 10:44 PM
On 2002-03-14 19:37, Shotie wrote:
Am I the only one that thinks Larian's kitty is disgustingly cute?

*crickets chirp*

Hmm...maybe I see the cute in all kittens. ^_^



You're not the only one. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

rbf2000
Mar 14, 2002, 11:17 PM
On 2002-03-14 13:41, Larian wrote:
My kitty is a victim of trauma!! See...
http://www.tarnish1.com/images/untitled.jpg

Everytime I masterbate, that is the cat I am trying to kill...

Hey, look at my post count - I am l337!

ABDUR101
Mar 14, 2002, 11:22 PM
I say we all...try and kill that kitten like...right now o_O

Come on..get out those PSO Dojin, you know you have em saved, get to work! Maybe with our combined efforts we can smite that...*can't resist* pussy!

Larian
Mar 15, 2002, 01:02 AM
You guys are EVIL!!

I love my kitty!

jazzyfox
Mar 17, 2002, 11:48 AM
http://drew.corrupt.net/think-of-the-domokun.jpg

ABDUR101
Mar 17, 2002, 11:58 AM
PUSSY REVENGE!!

RUN DOMO!
..
ZIG!! ZIG MAN ZIG!
huh? wha? OHSHIT!
ZAG ZAG!!

*pulls out glock and shoots screen multiple times*
*breathes heavily*
O_o


...somehow I think there are more Domo-kun's than kittens o_O

avai
Mar 17, 2002, 03:22 PM
lmao

Physalis
Mar 17, 2002, 11:07 PM
OMG, *Looks @ dead Domo* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll get you for this pussies... i'll get you *goes into room for 2 days*

CrimsonShine
Aug 22, 2002, 09:38 PM
OMG that means I took 1 of 9 lives of a cat, not due to master bating but due to throwing a stick at it to wake up, AHHHHHH IM GOING TO HE**

Ian D
Aug 22, 2002, 10:00 PM
Please, I know this topic wasn't over a year old... but it is about half a year old. Don't bring back old topics like this.

Guile
Aug 22, 2002, 11:32 PM
Yes we all know how YOSHI hates to see what he has done after going over is pso hentai