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LollipopLolita
Jun 4, 2002, 07:13 PM
Dolphins have prehensile penises.

Watch out, they can grab ya with 'em!


"Amorous dolphin targeting swimmers
June 4, 2002 Posted: 8:04 AM EDT (1204 GMT)

WEYMOUTH, England -- Swimmers are being warned to stay away from a "sexually aggressive" dolphin that has made its home at a popular tourist resort on the English south coast.

Georges the male bottlenose has become a tourist attraction since arriving in Weymouth harbour, Dorset, in April. Thousands of people have gone out in boats to watch him and swim with him.

But the 10-year-old, 400 lbs (180 kg), dolphin became the cause for concern last month when his behaviour suddenly became erratic.

He appeared to be trying to harm himself by swimming into boats' propellers and began showing an unhealthy interest in divers.

Such was the concern that Ric O'Barry, who worked as a trainer on the U.S. TV show "Flipper," was called in to try to get Georges to swim out to sea.

But attempts to lure Georges away from the busy harbour and return him to a secluded area near Cherbourg, France, where it is thought he originated, failed.

Now experts have warned swimmers to avoid him, the Press Association reports.

O'Barry, who works with the World Society for the Protection of Animals, said: "Georges's well-documented sexual aggression poses a real threat to the thousands of swimmers who will be descending on Weymouth over the summer."

He told the London-based Times newspaper: "This dolphin does get very sexually aggressive. He has already attempted to mate with some divers.

"When dolphins get sexually excited, they try to isolate a swimmer, normally female. They do this by circling around the individual and gradually move them away from the beach, boat or crowd of people."

O'Barry said the dolphin would get very excited and rough before trying to mate with a swimmer, possibly causing them to drown.

The WSPA wants to relocate Georges to France because it is illegal there for people to swim or dive with a dolphin and it would be possible for a French group of experts, the Cetacean study group, to continue monitoring him."

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/06/04/uk.dolphin/index.html

TinyGrendel
Jun 4, 2002, 07:20 PM
sigh... people will think that a prehensal penis is shocking, but possums have a prehensal tail which is basically the same thing.

watashiwa
Jun 4, 2002, 07:29 PM
http://www.dolphinsex.org/ will educate all.

pixelate
Jun 4, 2002, 07:30 PM
If they get it relocated to Sea World in San Diego, I'm SO there.

Ironmonkey
Jun 4, 2002, 07:42 PM
An FAQ on how to seduce a dolphin.....

Good Grief

ABDUR101
Jun 4, 2002, 07:54 PM
Oh God NO! Now how am I going to get laid?!


This is bullshit! I'm taking it to...Seaworld!

SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko
Jun 4, 2002, 08:31 PM
Darn, wish it was a female...

LostHero
Jun 4, 2002, 09:10 PM
o_O!?

Ziggy-san
Jun 4, 2002, 09:22 PM
On 2002-06-04 17:29, watashiwa wrote:
http://www.dolphinsex.org/ will educate all.


I'm disgusted yet intrigued at the same time.
Suri suri with a dolphin...hrm...

ABDUR101
Jun 4, 2002, 09:53 PM
You selfish bastards just don't understand him. He needs someone to give him some TLC, to swim with him, to be one with him...

..I know! I shall take this dolphin in, and support him in this time of need and mis-understanding. I will lock him away from the cruel world...

goldman
Jun 4, 2002, 10:13 PM
:|

abdur
bra' man you scarin me

ABDUR101
Jun 4, 2002, 10:20 PM
On 2002-06-04 20:13, goldman wrote:
:|

abdur
bra' man you scarin me


...you're after the dolphin too...aren't you?

If everyone is trying for the dolphin, then I have no choice but to...go bug mumsy's for more money..

No one will take this away from me! No one!


...goldman, the next time you take me serious, I'm going to beat you with a wooden spoon. o_O

Kent
Jun 4, 2002, 10:28 PM
Humans and Dolphins are the only animals that have sex for fun (and you probably already knew that).

goldman
Jun 4, 2002, 10:47 PM
yea....

go ahead and try to hit me with that wooden spoon

I must warn you I know leaping drunken monkey tiger white wooping crane death touch counching iron monkey hidden super northeastern duck kung fu http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Guile
Jun 4, 2002, 11:08 PM
Thought the male dolphin jus swam by real fast and smacked into the female and BAM she got a baby?!

Nerd
Jun 5, 2002, 12:18 AM
Storks don't deliver dolphin babies like they do humans?

What is a penis?

ABDUR101
Jun 5, 2002, 12:25 AM
On 2002-06-04 22:18, Nerd wrote:
Storks don't deliver dolphin babies like they do humans?

pfft, stupid nerd, everyone knows babies only come UPS ground-tortoise.



What is a penis?

...Got Man-Beef?

Balthor
Jun 5, 2002, 12:27 AM
you dont know what a penis is,yet you know all them naugty sexual inuendos (sp) in your sig......amazing http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Ziggy-san
Jun 5, 2002, 02:42 PM
On 2002-06-04 22:18, Nerd wrote:
What is a penis?


Kekeke, you spelt 'pennies' wrong! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

Mazarin
Jun 5, 2002, 04:20 PM
On 2002-06-05 12:42, Ziggy-san wrote:


On 2002-06-04 22:18, Nerd wrote:
What is a penis?


Kekeke, you spelt 'pennies' wrong! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif



LOL!!! This whole thing is bizzare...

14 feet, tho...

"He must blow a load like a shotgun..."

BWS-1
Jun 6, 2002, 06:43 AM
LOL I never thought I'd hear about such things since last time I wrote something about this ina ''You're Welcome'' thread long long long long ago XD

Dolphins are such pervs http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

SorceressofTime
Jun 6, 2002, 07:06 AM
[/quote]

LOL!!! This whole thing is bizzare...

14 feet, tho...

"He must blow a load like a shotgun..."

[/quote]

LOL!
now THAT'S scary! O.O

Kent
Jun 6, 2002, 01:17 PM
On 2002-06-05 14:20, Mazarin wrote:
LOL!!! This whole thing is bizzare...

14 feet, tho...

"He must blow a load like a shotgun..."



A pump-action shotgun.

XBOX_JEDI
Jun 6, 2002, 11:28 PM
I think this is the scariest post ever and i will be mentally scarred my this.

Kent
Jun 7, 2002, 12:13 AM
On 2002-06-06 21:28, XBOX_JEDI wrote:
I think this is the scariest post ever and i will be mentally scarred my this.



Well, we've done what we've set out to do.

Mentally scar at least one person, and we're all happy (except for you, that is).

ABDUR101
Jun 7, 2002, 04:28 AM
On 2002-06-06 21:28, XBOX_JEDI wrote:
I think this is the scariest post ever and i will be mentally scarred my this.


...you came here expecting to leave as a normal person? pffft

Trust me, anyone that comes and stays to off-topic is anything but normal.

Take me for example:



*space left blank for obvious reasons*

Sai-Yuk
Jun 7, 2002, 06:09 AM
I feel like a dog, chasing a parked car...

o.O

...Just a second, its in england, i'm in england...

Abdur, you want me to mail you the dolphin?

*Removes a LOT of what he was going to say because
A: He Can
B: He Should
C: He Didn't
and most importantly
D: Soup Is Good Food.

...have i proved Abdur's point about off topic warping seemingly normal people?

anyway... back to wondering what good sleep does me, and hammering the RO servers to get back into the game...

ABDUR101
Jun 7, 2002, 06:58 AM
On 2002-06-07 04:09, Sai-Yuk wrote:
I feel like a dog, chasing a parked car...

o.O

...Just a second, its in england, i'm in england...

Stay the hell away from that dolphin! Whore!

...touch that dolphin, and I'm taking back Klaha!



Abdur, you want me to mail you the dolphin?

noo..I'll just ask mumsy's for more money. It's better this way...
<_<
...
>_>
..
Non-traceable
o_O



*Removes a LOT of what he was going to say because
A: He Can
B: He Should
C: He Didn't
and most importantly
D: Soup Is Good Food.

I'm gonna have to go with
E: All of the Above



...have i proved Abdur's point about off topic warping seemingly normal people?

Tou'she

FREAK!!
XD


Ultimately, is the dolphin being..relocated, or are they just going to stop people from..err..swimming with it? They'd have to have someone watching the dolphin 24/7 with all the pervs in the world.

*everyone stares at Abdur*
...
o_O;;
..
..the.. other...pervs.
.
<_<

IceBlink
Jun 7, 2002, 10:35 AM
Geh, and it's in England? o_O

Good thing I don't live close to the shore... ^_^;

Meteor
Jun 7, 2002, 02:33 PM
On 2002-06-04 20:28, Kent wrote:
Humans and Dolphins are the only animals that have sex for fun (and you probably already knew that).



Together? O_o

ABDUR101
Jun 7, 2002, 02:35 PM
On 2002-06-07 12:33, Meteor wrote:


On 2002-06-04 20:28, Kent wrote:
Humans and Dolphins are the only animals that have sex for fun (and you probably already knew that).


Together? O_o

HAHAHA!! I almost thought I posted that!

Damn, Meteor aspires to be like me XD

Meteor
Jun 7, 2002, 02:43 PM
Shank You, Mr. Abdur Man! You're my hero!

ABDUR101
Jun 7, 2002, 02:50 PM
On 2002-06-07 12:43, Meteor wrote:
Shank You, Mr. Abdur Man! You're my hero!

*sob*
My god, they grow up so fast. n_n

..wait a second..if you aspire to be like me..then...you want the dolphin don't you!?!

I swear, damn back-stabbers these days, can't even trust the kids you never had...

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Sai-Yuk
Jun 7, 2002, 03:44 PM
Take Klaha from me abdur and someone goes grenade fishing for your dolphin!

>_>
<_<

Nobody touches MY Klaha!
*starts shooting his fans and forgets all about the dolphin..*

Ziggy-san
Jun 7, 2002, 10:02 PM
Off-topic forum changed a 15 year old boy into an ageless super-kawaii anime hamster. It's self explanitory. It pretty much...aaa...explains...it...self...

BWS-1
Jun 8, 2002, 12:15 AM
If I ever have a hammester one day I'll call it Ziggy-san, go figure, that's just a cool hammester name.

*stops hi-jaking thread

now what was that about, dolphins having sex with hammester???

...

geee is that even physicly possible O_o

huh , I'm off-off-topic now I guess http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Ziggy-san
Jun 8, 2002, 09:05 AM
On 2002-06-07 22:15, BWS-1 wrote:
If I ever have a hammester one day I'll call it Ziggy-san, go figure, that's just a cool hammester name.


Ookyoo!~ I feel so honored! Thanks! ^^



now what was that about, dolphins having sex with hammester???

...

geee is that even physicly possible O_o


I do believe it was coopulation between dolphins and humans. Throw hamsters into the mix and it becomes slightly more complicated...

ABDUR101
Jun 8, 2002, 09:08 AM
On 2002-06-08 07:05, Ziggy-san wrote:
Throw hamsters into the mix and it becomes slightly more complicated...


Throw hamsters into the mix, and you have after-sex snacks.

Ziggy-san
Jun 8, 2002, 09:10 AM
Nonono, no eating the hamsters! *sweatdrop* Hamsters are your friends! Succumb to our cuteness, Abdur!

ABDUR101
Jun 8, 2002, 12:20 PM
On 2002-06-08 07:10, Ziggy-san wrote:
Succumb to our cuteness, Abdur!


...I kill kittens for fun.

XBOX_JEDI
Jun 9, 2002, 06:24 PM
very strange post..makes me wanna go kill something..