Family guy

[Deluge]

Hey I think Family Guys is a great show and was just wondering if anyone else watched it.

[Solstis]

On 2004-06-28 21:26, Deluge wrote:
Hey I think Family Guys is a great show and was just wondering if anyone else watched it.



Do pigs fly?

If you have a catapult!

Yeh, I do.

[Kuea]

2 of my favorite songs

I love that show



Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue
(can't touch me)
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
and touch your sister's teat (can't touch me)
("can't touch me"in the background)

Mayor: What in God's name is he doing?
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.

Stop! Peter-time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the Bump

I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way


(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives.

(Stewie) (Take it dog...)

(Brian) We're quite a pair of partners,
Just Like Thelma and Louise.
'cept you're not six feet tall

(Stewie) Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees.
(Brian) (Give it time.)

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're certainly going in style.

(Brian) I'm with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants.
(Stewie) How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants.
(Brian) (Oh, pee jokes)

(Both) We've traveled a bit and we've found,
Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound.

((Brian) Crazy travel conditions, huh?
(Stewie) First class or no class
(Brian) Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique)

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not going to stop until we're there
(Brian) Maybe for a beer.

(Brian) Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
(Stewie) That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die. (Please!)

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing.

(Brian) We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.
(Stewie) We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass.
(Brian) (Yikes!)

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We certainly do get around.
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.
We're Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of college freshmen
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown!

We're Rhode Island Bound..

[DruidMettool]

I have to sya that Family Guy is the funniest show on television right now. And it roughly fifty times better than the Simpsons.

But you wanna know what? I honest-to-god Live in Rhode Island. So I get a lot of the inside jokes on that show.

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[Kuea]

what are a fe of the inside jokes?

[RicoRoyal]

"Oh great! I get the one straight cop in Rhode Island." - Peter Griffin

[_Ted_]

The Family Guy is one favorite shows, I would like to see some new episodes though.....I've seen the whole series quite a few times......

[Madzozs]

Fear not folks. New episodes are in the works. As for whether I like it. I love it. I randomly quote it at work and most people don't understand it. Like yesterday, someone dropped a glass bottle. It broke, and I replied, "Crafty Mexicans and their damn glass candy."

No laughter. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Armok]

Best bit ever from best episode (phases may be slightly wrong)

Meg: Mayor West
MW: How'd you know my language
Meg: my fates in your hands
MW: Are you Sarah Conner
Meg: no I'm meg griffon here for the interview
Mw: well you can't interview a dead man *jumps out window*

[DruidMettool]

On 2004-06-28 21:59, RicoRoyal wrote:
"Oh great! I get the one straight cop in Rhode Island." - Peter Griffin



Exactly.

And remember that Episode where the New Yorkers come up to view the autumn leaves? We get that every year too. (and other parts of New England)

[Madzozs]

"Someone should tell that cigarette to shut the hell up!"

[Olga]

[Quagmire] Hey honey, you wanna come home w/ me?
[Lady] I'm with my husband
[Quag.] Loose w/ the zero, get w/ the hero
::Quagmire gets punched::
[Quag] A little violent, don't you think?
::Quagmire gets punched again::

[Solstis]

On 2004-06-29 10:06, DruidMettool wrote:


On 2004-06-28 21:59, RicoRoyal wrote:
"Oh great! I get the one straight cop in Rhode Island." - Peter Griffin



Exactly.

And remember that Episode where the New Yorkers come up to view the autumn leaves? We get that every year too. (and other parts of New England)



Which is odd b/c there's a lot of frickin' trees in New York.

Ah.. family guy, most quoted piece of work since Monty Python.

[Madzozs]

Solstis, the reason they go is because in most of the places, like in Vermont, it isn't a nice set of trees and a power plant or housing complex. It is just a nice hillside covered in fire-like leaves.

[DarthFomar]

"You know what I just realized.....my name is Peter....heheheheheheheheheh.....Peter"

"Hey, were you there when I farted"

"I don't have to compete with my son or his freakishly large penis!!!"

"Go to your room"

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Good show, I've seen a lot of the episodes....but I think I may have missed a few. But, anyway.....good stuff. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif


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[chantez131313]

I love the show. Matter of fact, when i get some extra cash im going to buy the first 3 seasons on dvd. And here's a question for everyone else. What's your favorite episode? I love the 2 with Death in it. They're so great.

Alright!

[Innervision]

haha, my friends and I watch all the DVDs like all the times... I have two favorite episodes/scenes.
First, I love the Captain Kirk episode where he talks into his *giggle* Captain's Log *giggle* Plus that one has the Speed Racer scene... lol hilarious episode.
The other is the episode where they go to NY to sell Peter's son's art... the scene with Minnie Mouse and Walt Disney... BEST SCENE EVER:

Minnie: D-d-do I have to? *lifting falling shoulder piece of her dress; standing on a stage*
Disney: *sitting at drawing pad* You wanna be a star, don'tcha? THEN TAKE IT OFF!!!
Minnie: *starts crying; drops dress*
Disney: Yeah... that's nice... *draws*

lol I can't wait for the new episodes... hope they're on FOX again.

[ssephiroth_da_hunter]

FAmily Guy is the greatest. I remember one episode where Peter was in a court room and he strated sayin OH NO! OH NO! OHHH NOOOOO!! (suddenly Kool AId man bursts through the wall) and he says OHHHHHH YEAHHH!!!! EVeryone was staring at him and he begins to slowly walk backwards out of the hole he made on the wall. CRakced me up when I saw it.

[Guile]

Yeeh, family guy is the shit and stuff!

[DruidMettool]

Peter: Well, first I tried drawing.
Peter: .....Am I....Am I supposed to draw the penis?
Peter: Then I tried sculpting.
Peter: .....Am I....Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Peter: Then I tried conducting.
Peter: .....Am I....Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
Peter: But now I know what I want to do with my life. And I figured out my penis belongs on stage, Lois!

[StrongBad]

On 2004-06-30 08:57, DruidMettool wrote:
Peter: Well, first I tried drawing.
Peter: .....Am I....Am I supposed to draw the penis?
Peter: Then I tried sculpting.
Peter: .....Am I....Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Peter: Then I tried conducting.
Peter: .....Am I....Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
Peter: But now I know what I want to do with my life. And I figured out my penis belongs on stage, Lois!



I was gonna say that one. It was on a couple of nights ago. The funniest one though was when they go to the south on the witness protection program. Funny shit...

[Deluge]

I have season one and two on DVD, and I'd have to say I am partial to the first episode of season one with the welfare check and the one where Lois attempts to put on the King and I. Does anyone know how many seasons of Family Guy have been made yet?

[Allos]

I've compiled a list of the hardest family guy questions:


1. Name Brian's cousin

2. Name Meg's real father

3. Why does Peter wear glasses?

4 and 5. Give the age of Peter and Brian

One of my favorite moments: "If only we had a tea-cup, then it'd be like when I play find the tea-cup in the bed sheet like I do with my Aunt Sofia!"
-Mayor West

[AlbinoRando]

Family Guy is one of the greatest damn shows that was ever created!!!!.......Futurama is there somewhere too.

[burnningthings3]

Famliy guy is great. One of my favorites followed by Aqua Team Hunger force.

[AlbinoRando]

go to http://www.planet-familyguy.com its an awsome family guy website.....they got tons of wallpapers, aol font and icon downloads, games, and other stuff so if you're a family guy fan go there.

[Madzozs]

1. Name Brian's cousin: Jasper

2. Name Meg's real father: Not sure

3. Why does Peter wear glasses?: To fool the draft

4 and 5. Give the age of Peter and Brian: Peter is 42. Or "Daddy's old, I think he is.....7."

[Aphrodite2003]

My Favorite episode is where Stewie pused the kid into the "Pit of Forgotten Children" ,

[dylcool]

One of the things that I love so much about Family Guy is how they can say things that are just so out of the water that they're hilarious. For example, the jokes about women are incredible (a woman driving, ha).

[Akulamenuri]

I love the show, thats why I bought the 3 seasons on DVD, Giggity Giggity Giggity,