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Daikarin
Jun 8, 2002, 03:05 PM
That's right folks, place every chat that is worth mentioning right here:

Take my examples (names are censored):

1 - Guy #1: Where are ya from?
Me: Portugal. And you?
Guy #1: None of your business.

2 - Girl #1: What's the button to jump?

3 - (In ruins 3 on Hard, I had a char at level 1, with 2 other guys at level 39 and 24. They get killed by some Dimenians.)

Guy #1 & #2: KILL THEM ULTIMATE!!!

4 - (While fighting De Rol)
Guy #1: If only androids could swim.

5 - (While trying to escape from a S-Beat)
Guy #1: You don't know who you're messing with, man

I'll post more when I remember. Do post your experiences, people http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Dangerous55
Jun 8, 2002, 03:46 PM
I prolyl had alot, only can remember 1:

Guy(in lobby)- I have Photon Whip to trade.
Me- Really, let me see it then, equip it, join my game.
Guy- No, I cant, its on a diff char.
Me- Go get him.
Guy- Cant, my friend is borrowing the card.
Me- Lol

KodiaX987
Jun 8, 2002, 03:55 PM
Me: Are you the same Tidus from Ragnaroksource.com?
Him: No, I'm 11 years old.



Him: Kodi, where are you?
Me: Check the map, duh.



Me: Okay mom, to attack, press the A button.
Mom: (walks a bit. Encounters some boomas.) How do I fire?
Me: Press the A button...
(Manages to survive. Goes to the next room.)
Me: There's a wolf behind you. Kill it.
Mom: How?
Me: A button... -.-;

TinyGrendel
Jun 8, 2002, 04:23 PM
On 2002-06-08 13:46, Dangerous55 wrote:
I prolyl had alot, only can remember 1:

Guy(in lobby)- I have Photon Whip to trade.
Me- Really, let me see it then, equip it, join my game.
Guy- No, I cant, its on a diff char.
Me- Go get him.
Guy- Cant, my friend is borrowing the card.
Me- Lol




lol photon whips don't exist, do they?

Balthor
Jun 8, 2002, 05:26 PM
my friend:I have ninja gun for trade
guy:really whats it do?
my friend:it shoots sneaky
guy:what?
my friend: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
guy:whats it look like?
my friend:you cant see it,its ninja and sneaky.
guy:ok i want it.ill give you gladiator spike for it.t
my friend:you cant cuz yo cant see it.i already have aligator spike or whatever you called it.
guy:k*guy leaves*

that was the strangest PSO conversation i have ever witnessed in my life x_X

Guile
Jun 8, 2002, 06:10 PM
Ok then let me think...

-friend: *licks her in the no-no spot*

-friend: Played AFO and this girl sayed I sound like a raper cuz my voice is so deep
me: hahahahaa ..........sick bastard...

-friend: with big chainsaw hands BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ

-guy: hey baby whats your name?
friend: I have a penis..

watashiwa
Jun 8, 2002, 07:42 PM
On 2002-06-08 13:05, Ultimate wrote:
3 - (In ruins 3 on Hard, I had a char at level 1, with 2 other guys at level 39 and 24. They get killed by some Dimenians.)

Guy #1 & #2: KILL THEM ULTIMATE!!!

You cannot play the Ruins on Hard at Level 1.

Falkon
Jun 8, 2002, 07:45 PM
Unless he sharkz0r3d it, or he had a typo.

watashiwa
Jun 8, 2002, 07:46 PM
On 2002-06-08 17:45, Falkon wrote:
Unless he sharkz0r3d it, or he had a typo.



I didn't even think you could get into a game at the wrong level even with a Gameshark or Xploder.

I mean, online that is.

I know you can do it offline.

Kupi
Jun 8, 2002, 08:47 PM
This one isn't an experience of mine, but a friend told me about it. This was in the early days of Version 2 when a gold-named player was only about halfway common. So this guy from Version 1 walks up to my friend...

Guy: YOU HAVE VER@ IS IT GOD

Quoted exactly. How religious of a bad typist! >D

Kent
Jun 8, 2002, 10:19 PM
When my friend and I had just gotten a couple of Chain Sawds:

-My friend: A-Lumber Jacking we go!

(Fighting with Falz on V-Hard, with my Vulcans, and Falz is right in my face)

-Me: Eat it, bitch!

(Just got a PB while fighting Vol Opt)

-Me: With my MAG, I shall smite thee!

watashiwa
Jun 8, 2002, 10:59 PM
I like to do PB blasts then exclaim random Street Fighter move names.

"Sonic Boom!" and "Hadouuuuuuken!" are among my favorites to yell out.

I also like to do PBs and scream "WHO LET THE MAGS OUT?!" too.

Most people just think I'm a dumbass or a dork and I concur!

Falkon
Jun 8, 2002, 11:15 PM
I used to ALWAYS go "IT'S A DWAGON! @_@" before the Dragon, I forget what I used to do for Photon Blasts, I think it was something Anime oriented...(NOT DBZ though...)

_xX_Frosty_Xx_
Jun 8, 2002, 11:37 PM
Frosty - I found out something interesting about HUcasts.

Friends - What?

Frosty - They have asses because mine hurts from getting raped.

*Just got attacked by a Chaos thingy*

Nerd
Jun 8, 2002, 11:42 PM
"Muakkk! I want to touch your metal but.t!"

my ex pso gf from mexico

Uncle_bob
Jun 8, 2002, 11:50 PM
PSO:

A friend of mine was using his RAcast (His name was ScareCrow) and there were 3 very short people in the team he was in. They started running around him calling him "Uncie Crow!".

*Miranda 7, lobby 1, a lvl 146 ver1 person enters*
Chaos(me): He has that ghetto pso v2, he doesn't need the normal v2 to get past lvl 100

*Equips Wok of Akiko's Shop while in Ult Forest*
Chaos: Who wants rappy eggs?

*Miranda 7, lobby 1. Someone does a kitty symbol*
Chaos: I hate kitties! *Does froggy flipping people off symbol*
BlueIce(friend of mine): Everyone use kitty symbols! Chaos hates them!
*about 2 other people start doing kitty symbols*
Chaos: *still doing the froggy flipping everyone off symbol*
Other people: *still doing kitty symbol*

This went on for like 45 minutes, almost non-stop


Aliens Online (BTW, anyone ever played this game?):

*Lv-426b*
Mike=ADT=(me): *runs into the bar* My bar!
G-Man=ADT=: NO! It's mine!
Mike=ADT=: ARGH! NOOO! It's my bar!

*we both began shooting eachother with shotguns*

*Lv-426b, egg stealing*

Some Person: Drop the egg on the DZ!
Mike=ADT=: No, I need a souvenier http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
*drops the egg with 5 seconds left on the timer*

AIM:

JUICEYOURLIFE: Juice your life!
(name removed): wtf who r u?
JUICEYOURLIFE: JUUUIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(name removed): stop it!!!1 ima gnona ban u!
*Gets blocked*

Dangerous55
Jun 9, 2002, 12:12 AM
On 2002-06-08 14:23, TinyGrendel wrote:


lol photon whips don't exist, do they?




Lol, no, thats why I kpt asking those questions. I could tell he was BSin.

Daikarin
Jun 9, 2002, 07:39 AM
You cannot play the Ruins on Hard at Level 1.


You're damn right. It was on normal http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Daikarin
Jun 9, 2002, 08:03 AM
1 - (While on Cave 2 in Hard, against some Sharks)

Guy #1: Feel the power of my ultra-farts!
Me: How the hell are you gonna fart in-game?
Guy #1: Didn't you know? The Dragon Slayer's special attack is the fart.

2 - (While leveling up to level 8 )

Me: Yeah!
Girl #1: Only 92 levels to go http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

3 - (While in Mines 2 very hard with another guy, a possible pirate enters the game)

Guy #1: #$%$#! RUN! RUN OR BE NOLED!
Girl #1: Me? a hacker?
(Guy #1 leaves the game)
Girl #1: Can you give me some free stuff plz?

4 -

Guy #1: How do I shoot a KameHame?
Me: Ya don't! lol
Guy #1: Then what's the point in this game?

5 - (While on Mines Normal, a lvl 9 player was admiring a lvl 100 android player kick some Canadine Ass)

Guy #1: Whoa, so much power... what's your ATP?
Guy #2: 999
Guy #1: And your Defense?
Guy #2: around 210
Guy #1: And ATA?
Guy #2: 142
Guy #1: Whoa! You're my Idol, man!
Guy #1: I hope one day I arrive as tall as you!
Guy #1: How many hours did you take to arrive to lvl 100?
Guy #2: A couple of seconds and a gameshark code.

6 - (A PK enters the game, asks for a pipe and kills the 3 of us)

Guy #1: Fight ME LIKE A MAN!
PKer: aw, shut up.
Guy #1: I knew it... SISSY!
PKer: You really think you can take me on?
Guy #1: Hacker VS legit... no sweat.
(PKer ressurects Guy #1)
PKer: Show me what you got $%$#%&%... Ill kill you again.
(Guy #1 kills PKer with... PK!)








<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Ultimate on 2002-06-09 06:04 ]</font>

Sai-Yuk
Jun 9, 2002, 08:09 AM
Guy: Watch me 0wn these enemies
Me: Okay *watches them kill him*
Me: You Sure Showed Them
Guy: *leaves game*

and the one i love from ragnarok online when you try to use characters like the TM sign or Accented vowels or something

"We Provide you with English Only"

(Bah... and they don't work here either)

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sai-Yuk on 2002-06-09 13:38 ]</font>

Neo Rei
Jun 9, 2002, 10:14 AM
group- "Go talk to the principal while we have an orgy"

(fighting falz)
group- "Gotta catch them ALL POKEMON!!"

(someone talking about my Force)
someone- "Ye got big arse"

Daikarin
Jun 9, 2002, 10:22 AM
1 - (While at the ruins, our group of 3 finds a closed door. The other two decided they would use the cheat to cross doors.)

#Guy 1 & 2: We'll take care of this!

(They start kicking and punching the door.)
(10 minutes later)

#Guy 1: Bah, #$%# it.

Reno
Jun 9, 2002, 10:37 AM
*After losing all lives in battle mode*
Reno: Seiya, revive me!
Seiya: Sorry, no tp...
*One of the opposing team members runs past*
Reno: Pssst, Virus... if you revive me i'll make it worth your while
Virus: Ok!
*Reno is revived, Reno kills Virus*
Reno: Heh heh heh, sucker
*~enFORCE~*: Virus you IDIOT!

And after that we won, end of story ^_^

Heero_Yuy0w0
Jun 9, 2002, 11:10 AM
Me, 2 of my friends and a noob about to fight dark falz.

Me : U guys ready?
noob : Yep I've got the rarest wep there is.
Me : Really what's that?
noob : a saber.
Me : How do u concider that rare?
noob : Well I never see anyone else use it.
Me : Oh.
noob : Yea must be really hard to find.
Me : Well how'd u get one?(being stupid)
noob : Well I got lucky, I started withit.
Me : -_-
after that we went in faught falz he died and I laughed at him.

AIM conversation:

Session Start (AIM - MrMcSqueaky:ThePantlessElf): Sun Jun 02 00:36:46 2002
ThePantlessElf: Hello Friend
Mr McSqueaky: ?
ThePantlessElf: I like your screen name...may I have it?
Mr McSqueaky: no
ThePantlessElf: Oh pretty pretty please
Mr McSqueaky: no
Mr McSqueaky: u've already got oen
Mr McSqueaky: one
ThePantlessElf: I'll even put on some pants for it, prithy to ye, I like it
ThePantlessElf: it's all squeakalicious and whatnot
ThePantlessElf: oh, pity this poor pantless, crappy screen named person
Mr McSqueaky: no it's mine
ThePantlessElf: let me have your delightful little sn
Mr McSqueaky: no it's mine
ThePantlessElf: at least be original, or do you not deserve it? come on, I wannnnnnnt it
Mr McSqueaky: what do u mean be original?
ThePantlessElf: are you at least a matazone fan? please tell me you are, otherwise I shall be quite saddened
Mr McSqueaky: what's matazone
ThePantlessElf: how dare thee!! You DON'T deserve your screen name, for it's origin is in animation far beyond that you have previously experienced
ThePantlessElf: now can I have it?
Mr McSqueaky: look damnit i made this name up okay?
Mr McSqueaky: it's mine
ThePantlessElf: oh really now? Are you surrrre about that? I think you just stole it from someone else...I'm continuing the natural process
Mr McSqueaky: i've never heard anyone else use it
ThePantlessElf: I'll have you know my forefathers have used that screen name for generations before The Man took it from them
Mr McSqueaky: bs
ThePantlessElf: tis not! Oh, how I desire your screen name, give it back, it's the right thing to do!
Mr McSqueaky: ha
Mr McSqueaky: there's no such thing as right or wrong
ThePantlessElf: don't hate brother, just give the screen name
Mr McSqueaky: no
ThePantlessElf: oh, and give me a reason why you should not? one good reason
Mr McSqueaky: because it's mine
ThePantlessElf: you don't have one! why? cause it's rightfully my screen name
Mr McSqueaky: or maybe because i said so
ThePantlessElf: bah, how can I know you're saying so? you might be a mute
Mr McSqueaky: give me one good reason why it should be yours
Mr McSqueaky: thought so
ThePantlessElf: cause it's been mine rightfully for years
Mr McSqueaky: how do i know u're telling the truth
ThePantlessElf: The Man just happened across it and decided Whitey needed it, so gave it back to AOL, a WHITE run corporation

This went on for about an hour. After awhile I just sat back and started laughing at him.

Mazarin
Jun 9, 2002, 12:13 PM
Running around w/ the Pan, constantly yelling, "PWANG!"

Daikarin
Jun 9, 2002, 01:09 PM
1 - (Approaching a small group of very small players in the lobby)
Me: Hey Kids! Wanna play?
Guy #1: #$%# off, punk.

2 - (While on Caves 1 on normal at lvl 12, with 3 other guys in a very low level.)

Guy #1: WHO CAN GIVE ME A LEGIT SWORD?
Me: I can give you one.
Guy #2: I want one too!
Guy #3: I want a pistol!
Me: I wish I was Santa but I aint.
(Gave a pistol to Guy #3)
Me: Now, Guy #1 come here so I can drop your sword.
(I drop the sword and he picks it up)
Guy #1: THANK YOU
Me: Guy #2... your turn.
(I drop the sword)
(Guy #1 Runs by and snatches it)
Me: HEY!
Guy #2: That's MINE!
(And we both start chasing him along the caves until he disconnects)

(A few minutes later, I find him online in a game server and send him mails, as he had given me his card)
Me: You #$%$#%$#! You stole my sword!
Guy #1: NO!
Guy #1: WHO ARE YOU?

Ziggy-san
Jun 10, 2002, 08:39 PM
Kekeke, I liked Uncle_bob's idea, so I tried it out on a friend of mine, but it lasted a lot longer. He's an angry little person, so his name has been removed.
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Juicej00rLife: Juice your life!
[Removed]: yah well say one more thing and i'll castrate u with a hammer
Juicej00rLife: JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC CCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E juice! ^o^
[Removed]: i have a really heavy hammer
[Removed]: and a balpine hammer
[Removed]: and a sledge hammer
[Removed]: take ur pick
Juicej00rLife: I have a can of delicious home made juice.
Juicej00rLife: Try some.
Juicej00rLife: Partake of my jice.
[Removed]: i can make u breath out ur neck
[Removed]: wanna see?
Juicej00rLife: Juice today?
[Removed]: fuck your mom one more time, she likes it
Juicej00rLife: Juicers are the next big thing next Thursday, you'll see.
[Removed]: yah uh huh
Juicej00rLife: Have you ever tried juicing a cockroach? It tastes fucking nasty...
[Removed]: i guess u'll be up there with them, so are homosexuals and ass-pirates
Juicej00rLife: Juicers?
[Removed]: no homosexuals
[Removed]: wait
[Removed]: same thing
Juice j00r Life: Homosexuals are juicers?
[Removed] signed off at 9:33:31 PM.
[Removed] signed on at 9:33:36 PM.
[Removed]: no, juicers are homosexuals
Juice j00r Life: Juiceing cactus is delicious.
Juice j00r Life: But you have to peel off all the spikey stuff.
[Removed]: rright
[Removed]: about that
Juice j00r Life: Juiceing?
[Removed]: no
Juice j00r Life: Special regulation require that the apple be dead before it can be juiced...
Juice j00r Life: Your life will have so much more meaning if you juice it.
Juice j00r Life: Join us today at out low introductory price of free.
[Removed]: i usually have my castratis juice the apples while they are attached to their squirles, there is more of a pin kind of flavor in them
[Removed] signed off at 9:37:37 PM.
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Kekeke, I was really bored tonight, apparantly ^^;

Kent
Jun 10, 2002, 09:03 PM
...Do you play Jedi Knight 2?!

There was a guy that came in my brother's server named JuiceYourLife that acted all ... juicy ...

_xX_Frosty_Xx_
Jun 10, 2002, 09:19 PM
This one is just plain sad.

*Frost exits game and enters lobby*
Guy 1 - Ahh man! It's Frost!
Guy 2 - Who's that?
Guy 1 - I don't know.
Guy 2 - He must suck.
Guy 1 - Yeah.
Frost - <=/

Daikarin
Jun 13, 2002, 07:18 AM
1 - Guy #1: Who the hell is dark falz?
Guy #2: Dunno.
Me: He's the last toughest @$$hole in the game.
Guy #2: Where can we find him?
Me: You must finish ruins 3.
Guy #1: Do you think he has a heaven's punisher?

2 - Me: So, it's your first online play, right?
Girl #1: Yeah, that's right.

(After explaining how it works, we go to kick some forest monsters ass)

Me: That's a rappy. Attack it.
Girl #1: What??? Are you for real?
Me: ?
Girl #1: I can't attack it! It's so cute!
Me: Attack him!
(rappy gets close to her)
Me: Watch out!
Girl #1: Soooooooo cute...
( - POW - )

Moo2u
Jun 16, 2002, 10:54 AM
(situation: my friend just got NOLed)

Me: Since when did you get the operation.
NOL: Shut up! I'm not just a NOL. I'm King of the NOLS!
Me: Don't you mean Queen?
NOL: Shut up...

Sojo
Jun 16, 2002, 04:04 PM
I could write stories about the exploits of GBH Squad (When that's what it's called)...

Canna mind exactly who was there,so some of the names may not be accurate:

In teleporter to Dark Falz
Ryoko: "Right, everyone ready?"
Dalmein: "Yup"
Micro Elf: "..."
*teleports*
Micro Elf: "Well, actually..."

Ruins1 Dalmein armed with Sonic Knuckles vs Dark creatures
Dalmein: "As Michael Cain said in Zulu, Come On you Bloody Darkies! Wataah!"

Blind Pew to Secretary in Principal's Office
Blind Pew: "Ok, I'll have 2 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, a coke and a shake..."

Dalmein brandishing Soul Eater; "I'll stick this up your arse!!"

Pew as a Fonewearl: "Behold my manly wand of manliness! A real man's weapon!"
equips magical piece and throws some love-hearts about...

squeak
Jun 16, 2002, 09:06 PM
i saw these on tombstones in c-mode

im out of mates =(

i know the way

oops lol

look boxes

SLYM2k
Jun 17, 2002, 11:20 AM
Me: "I am the smartest man alife!"

Me again in ultimate :|

"I never die."

*WHOMP*

*dead*

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

Dabra
Jun 19, 2002, 04:21 PM
hmmmm a funny conversation *scratches head*

Ok got one...i advised a guy to get pso (friend) and he got it (at school). And here's what we talked about the first time. He's a pretty negative guy.

Friend: Wow, this game sucks (moment he got in).
Me: No it dosnt it ownz. Lok wat i can do. (i use gameshark and drop 999999 meseta (well the max ammount))
Friend: Cool. What is it.
Me: Moni, u buy stuff.
Friend: Ah. Where's the store?
Me: Here.
Friend: Money in futuristic worlds? what is this futurama? can i rob that guy?
Me: No.
Friend: Can i kill him?
Me: No.
Friend: Can i hump him?
Me: No.
Friend: This game sucks.
Me: No it dosnt.
Friend: Then what am i suppose to do with this money? buy weapons and cant kill merchands? (now come char comes in game)
Me: wach. (i PK her)
Friend: so you can kill townspeeps but cant kill merchands...hmm....this game is l337.
Me: No shyz.
Friend: Keep digging watson.
me: um yea...

WEll it isnt that funny when you read it but it was at that precise moment...maybe because i knew him personally...dunno.

Long time ago though, at the great times...

Hulex
Jun 21, 2002, 12:54 AM
Apparantly people are beginning to like sleep more.

Hammer's take on the subject--

}{@MMER 2: THEY NEED BEUITY SLEEP I GUESS

Even SnAPPLE, the c-mode addict, decided to turn in early. It was only about 12:30

TSFO-SnAPPLE: i'm going to sleep
TSFO-SnAPPLE: you can join me if you want

Archlight0
Jun 21, 2002, 01:37 AM
ArchLight: #$@!
ArchLight: ??? Well then . . .
Friend #1: heheheh
ArchLight: Fine then . . . be that way . . . FAWWWWWWK!!!
-common after being smited by something evil-

- on lazy nights when PSO v1 had just come out . . .

ArchLight: @#$!
ArchLight: can't say that either . . .
Friend #1: $@!#$%
Friend #1: I was trying to say something awful
ArchLight: aren't we always?

- and my personal favourite

Friend #1: Awww Damit #$@! wants to use the phone
ArchLight: your p00p makes phone calls!?
Friend #1: J-U-D-E as in Judith

Megaboy
Jun 21, 2002, 08:53 PM
i was playing online with my friend kennie in the forest

me: kennie shouldnt you heal yourself
kennie: nope ill take the pain like a man
me: ok
* we walk in a though a door and goombas attack and kill kennie*
me:oh my god you killed kennie you bastards

Kent
Jun 21, 2002, 10:39 PM
On 2002-06-21 18:53, Megaboy wrote:
* we walk in a though a door and goombas attack and kill kennie*


Umm... Goombas?

Ian D
Jun 22, 2002, 12:26 AM
Yeah, goombas man. Didn't you see them? They're rare, they all drop little mushrooms that make you bigger or a plant that makes you throw fire.

John_Doe_III
Jun 22, 2002, 12:33 AM
Me: Yippi Ki Yay Mother ......

Him: lol