Warning: you and everyone you love may be afflicted with Got

[Aurra]

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have
gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that
young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture
leads
young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness,
and
violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five
or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This
is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental
health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: 'I'm so gothic,' I'm dead,' 'woe is me,' 'I'm a goth.'

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center.

*looks down and sees a Reebok shirt that happens to be black*
*notes the day-old bowl of "Count Dracula" cereal (could've sworn the box actually read "Count Chocula," but oh well) on the computer desk*
*Remembers that time he misbehaved at school*
*Watched cable TV last night*
*Is currently suffering of boredom*

Oh no! I've got five or more Satanist warning signs! I'm a goth! Evil spirit, begone!!! Well, looks like instead of driving to Salem today to purchase some dangerous rock albums by the Antichrist, misbehave, drink whiskey, associate with people who speak eccentrically, use computers, and dance to music in a provocative manner, I'd better drive to my local mental health center to be cured of my Satanist tendancies by leeches or electro shock therapy. Damnit. See you guys in a few weeks.

[Aredhel]

-Expresses an interest in sex.

ROFLMAO!

Damn those Goths and their inherently human reproductive urges!!! It's a sad state of affairs when people want to have sex instead of worsip the lord http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Lessee, I wear black clothing sometimes, I wear rock T-shirts (I just LOVE Tool-inspired artwork), I have almost every Manson CD, I spend almost an hour on the computer each day (*gasp*), I sleep a lot, I meditate (though, I don't try to communicate with 'spirits'), I drink Green Tea, and I could go on...

Though, I just don't consider myself a 'goth' for some reason. XP

Where did you get this?

[Solstis]

On 2004-07-25 12:05, Aurra wrote:
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates (*darting eyes*)

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center.

Uh-oh! Time to be brainwashed! That's a wee bit more than five.

You forgot to add: Refuses to watch Fox, making him/her un-patriotic as well!





<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Solstis on 2004-07-25 12:14 ]</font>

[Aurra]

Some guy posted it at another message board, and I thought it was great.

*Looks down at sig*

OH NO! A rock band has infested my sig!!!

Damnit. I am so going to hell.

[KaFKa]

this is funny. where did you find that?

personally, i fit almost all of those criterium, but hey, thats why i claim to be goth =D

seriously though... that is the funniest thing i've seen all day.

[ABDUR101]

95% of those apply to me, I am close to Satan status!

[Solstis]

On 2004-07-25 12:22, ABDUR101 wrote:
95% of those apply to me, I am close to Satan status!



No, I doubt even Satan is that evil.

*makes a cross sign with his fingers*

Back with thee!

[Aurra]

REPENT, ABDUR, REPENT!

Put down those dangerous Tori Amos albums! Spit in the third eye of those obscure Eastern religions, like "Buddhism"! AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T YOU DARE EAT ANY MORE COUNT CHOCULA!!!

[astuarlen]

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
O noes! PSOW has been infected with a Goth smile. Witness the power of the cup-o-blood: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/tea.gif Drink up, my vampire friends!

[Madzozs]

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness.

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Expresses an interest in sex

I'm so evil, I'm 5 times the average goth without being goth.

[Getintothegame]

This reminds me of the other website like this... Let me find it.

[Tact]

On 2004-07-25 12:05, Aurra wrote:
-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Shows an increasing interest in vampires, magic.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (only sometimes)

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (only did this once, accidentally)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.


If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center.

Quoted are all of things I do/have done out of the list. Hmm. Intervention needed.


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[Sagasu]

Ack! I've been caught http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Nai_Calus]

Let's see...

I listen to rock. Not just rock, JAPANESE rock.

I live on the internet, OMG! I AM a computer!

I maintain a website that has lyrics for songs by a J-rock band! Who once had a costume set that had a PENTACLE theme! OMG!!!

I like my privacy and being alone!

Sometimes, I even think about sex!

Clearly, I am evil and going to hell. :D

[Scrub]

If Masturbating is evil, then not even Satan can step to my 1337 3/1|_.

[RFB]

-Frequently wears black clothing: if it wasnt for my mother, ALL of my clothes would be black.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports: according to this, I've been evil since... 11. w00t.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed: Long live sadness. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

-Complains of boredom: Why shouldnt I?

-Sleeps too excessively or too little: I slept 10 hours yesterday.

-Is excessively awake during the night: Sometimes, I am up until 5am.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy: I want privacy. Got a problem, go screw yourself.

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult: sooo I should want my mother to come with me and my friends, when we go out... so that we cant speak freely and walk so slow we would die of boredom.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this: I was known as the anti-teacher, back in the institute.

-Misbehaves at school: Yep, I did many times.

-Misbehaves at home: Yeah, sometimes too.

-Eats excessively or too little: I'm fat. enough said.

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature: PSO. We are all doomed. Hail evil.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer: Hail Internet.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music: Second part. What the hell may be wrong with that??

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism: Philosophy, a cult religion? and Hinduism and Buddishm, dangerous? WHAT THE CRAP Oh, and I am not buddist, but I would like to know more about it.

So... 16 out of a maximum of 5. w00t for me. Let's all be doomed together! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[TheOneHero]

OMG that is so funny. Where did you get that? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

oooo. its:

deja vu all over again. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Eanae]

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)

Oh no! Because I want some privacy, that must mean that I wish to speak to evil. So leave me alone while I go chant some and ask satan for a new car. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Also, I am a bi-sexual. That certainly does not make me evil. If any one has a problem with it, I tell them to shove it. My sexual orientation is non of thier business. (Of course I still prefer the opposite sex ><)

Most of this stuff is BS, and who ever wrote all that can shove it. I have never read the bible. Does that make me evil? No. My religeon is polytheistic. Does that make me evil? Of course no. I practice magick, and can read tarrot. Does this make me evil? No... (and yes it is spelt magick)

So, now, the stuff that applies to me: All my comments are in bold

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols. (I use these because of my religeon)

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports. (never read the bible, and I'm never going to either)

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (My religeon is based on belief of magick. That doesn't mean I worship satan...)

-Complains of boredom. (Gasp! Oh no! I'm bored. I must be evil...)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.) (Coughbullshitcough)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school. (Ive actually been expelled before. Weapon on school grounds. Pulled it on someone who attacked me. Make him learn not to fuck with me)
-Eats excessively or too little.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) (Screw the church. I'll watch what I goddamn want)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. (Oh yeah, we all know the internet is evil...)

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Expresses an interest in sex. (If you don't think about sex, you seriously need to get your head checked. It's human nature to reproduce)

-Masturbates (Who doesnt?)
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. (Yes, I am a bi sexual. If you have a problem with it, shove it)

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (I am a wiccan. That does not make me dangerous. I'm not going to hex you)

-Claims to be a goth. (I consider myself semi-goth)

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[Solstis]

On 2004-07-25 16:09, Eanae wrote:

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)

Oh no! Because I want some privacy, that must mean that I wish to speak to evil. So leave me alone while I go chant some and ask satan for a new car. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Also, I am a bi-sexual. That certainly does not make me evil. If any one has a problem with it, I tell them to shove it. My sexual orientation is non of thier business. (Of course I still prefer the opposite sex ><)

Most of this stuff is BS, and who ever wrote all that can shove it. I have never read the bible. Does that make me evil? No. My religeon is polytheistic. Does that make me evil? Of course no. I practice magick, and can read tarrot. Does this make me evil? No... (and yes it is spelt magick)


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Some people just have to come and ruin the joke with all this "being serious" crap. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

And geez, being homosexual or bisexual IS http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif.

I mean, those people say so, right? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Eanae]

Lol... sorry... I tend to take this stuff very seriously... It's just the way I am. I really need to lighten up a bit. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif I kinda felt the need to say all that though. So, again, sorry x_x

[KaFKa]

wow, im not sure whats funnier. the list or eane's angry pwnage of it.

thats twice i had a good laugh today.

wow, today must be blessed or something http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[RFB]

Blessed by Satan :3

[Aredhel]

You people are what make the internet EVIL!

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bondage.gif

[Solstis]

On 2004-07-25 17:06, RFB wrote:
Blessed by Satan :3



I was going to say that, but decided against it.

[RFB]

Just admit that I beat you to it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif it's okay, Satan will forgive you.

[Eanae]

Lies! You know he will smite us all. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

[Nai_Calus]

Oh god, not more poser 'Bi' people who 'like the other sex best!'. 9_9 If you feel the need to quantify that, you're not bi, you're hetero with slight homosexual interests trying to be Bi because it's the 'in' thing. 9_9 Come back to me when you actually really DO like both sexes best. XP

[navci]

Girls are hawt!
Guys are hawt too! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

I am so Goth.

[Arislan]

Hmm, seems I'm goth. But we knew that already. And apparently, not only gothic, but a pink, Gothic Lolita at that!

[Eanae]

On 2004-07-25 19:09, Ian-KunX wrote:
Oh god, not more poser 'Bi' people who 'like the other sex best!'. 9_9 If you feel the need to quantify that, you're not bi, you're hetero with slight homosexual interests trying to be Bi because it's the 'in' thing. 9_9 Come back to me when you actually really DO like both sexes best. XP



Ok, so maybe bi-curious is more of the term for it. Sorry for not being specific. Anyways, I can have prefrences. u_u I "feel" the need to state it because I'm quite insecure about myself. Also along with that, people's opinions have a huge affect on me (I know they shouldn't, but they do.) I kinda feel ashamed at myself for looking at members of the same sex in that way, so you could say I'm in denial. (mainly because i come from a homophobic family) I never even knew bi was "in". Last time I checked, wasn't liking a member of the same sex was frowned upon? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

I'd also like to know, how being bi or homosexual make someone a goth? Maybe it was the guys opinion because of what the bible states on marrage?

[KaFKa]

its just militant christian rhetoric. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_sheep.gif

[Solstis]

On 2004-07-25 19:34, Eanae wrote:


On 2004-07-25 19:09, Ian-KunX wrote:
Oh god, not more poser 'Bi' people who 'like the other sex best!'. 9_9 If you feel the need to quantify that, you're not bi, you're hetero with slight homosexual interests trying to be Bi because it's the 'in' thing. 9_9 Come back to me when you actually really DO like both sexes best. XP



Ok, so maybe bi-curious is more of the term for it. Sorry for not being specific. Anyways, I can have prefrences. u_u I "feel" the need to state it because I'm quite insecure about myself. Also along with that, people's opinions have a huge affect on me (I know they shouldn't, but they do.) I kinda feel ashamed at myself for looking at members of the same sex in that way, so you could say I'm in denial. (mainly because i come from a homophobic family) I never even knew bi was "in". Last time I checked, wasn't liking a member of the same sex was frowned upon? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

I'd also like to know, how being bi or homosexual make someone a goth? Maybe it was the guys opinion because of what the bible states on marrage?



Being bi or homosexual does not make someone a goth. The list was a satire (or equivalent) of today's society. A joke. Etc. Do not take it seriously.

Don't be mean Ian, though, in fact, I fully support what you said.

And Eanae, it's actually not that bad. Well, actually, I have no way to support that statement since I have yet to meet "someone."

[AUTO_]

On 2004-07-25 19:49, Solstis wrote:
The list was a satire (or equivalent) of today's society. A joke. Etc. Do not take it seriously.


I doubt someone would read this list with full agreeance, even if they're on opposite sides of the spectrum.

[Blue-Hawk]

I counted off 27 things on that list that pertain to me. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
That, and I REALLY don't believe in religion. The church refuses to admit that they are the biggest, pushiest, most domineering cult on the planet.

They want people to do what they want and refuses to allow free will.

Edit- My appologies to anyone that might be offended by this. I feel that if you want to practice religion, go ahead. Just don't push it on me.

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