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anwserman
Jul 30, 2004, 11:42 PM
Dumbass Yahoo! Personals member.

I had a personal on Yahoo! Personals to see how they'd work out. Well, I didn't get too involved because of the price to communicate with other members ($20 a month) and the fact that in Northern Wisconsin, I know I couldn't find that much.

But, the profile itself was free so I kept it.
Until, I checked it (my Personal's response/ice breaker inbox), got a message, and it drove me to erase my profile.

It was this man.
49... slightly 25 years older then preferred age mentioned in my profile.
Hairy and fat... different then what I stated in my profile.

And the picture? It was his RIGHT NIPPLE GOSH DAMMIT. OK, want a relationship with someone who could be your son? THAT IS DISGUSTING. But, attempting to lure me with your hairy old nipple? ABOUT AS FUCKING BAD.

Gah, fucking people.
No wonder why the profile said he was divorced. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
No wonder why I deleted my profile. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



EDIT: Changed swearing God's name in vein.

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Solstis
Jul 30, 2004, 11:46 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Sorry about that, but I also happen to be watching Graham Norton's new-ish show.

anwserman... that really stinks... but don't say that we didn't warn you! And now, let my go get that mental image out of my head. Gah!

Maybe it was navi?

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


[edit]: in vein? eh?


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Eihwaz
Jul 31, 2004, 12:14 AM
I think you mean vain, bud. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Anyway, that sucks. But hey, at least you figured out he was a lying freak BEFORE going off to meet him IRL? x_X That would've sucked hardcore.

Anyway, sucks that you had to delete your profile becuase of sick fucks. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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navci
Jul 31, 2004, 02:04 AM
On 2004-07-30 21:46, Solstis wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[...]

Maybe it was navi?

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



OMG. How did you get a hold of a picture of my hairy nipple? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

... On topic. Sorry man. That must not been plesant. But what I have learned is that, ya, people are weird, to the max. -_-;;; Well at least you found it out before something went wrong.

Scejntjynahl
Jul 31, 2004, 02:08 AM
On 2004-07-31 00:04, navinator wrote:


On 2004-07-30 21:46, Solstis wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[...]

Maybe it was navi?

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



OMG. How did you get a hold of a picture of my hairy nipple? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

... On topic. Sorry man. That must not been plesant. But what I have learned is that, ya, people are weird, to the max. -_-;;; Well at least you found it out before something went wrong.



Yes like the other nipple... ewww.

On topic: Sorry, but it seems that in the quest to find other "nice" people you must deal with the rest of society. And it is not preety. Not at all. But you will have to dig through the dirt to find that which you seek. It is fortunate that you were able to decipher that there are sick people even from other places.

Armok
Jul 31, 2004, 04:12 AM
Poor Anwserman, so an ex divoced weird 49 fat hairy block answered your profile. Wow thats harsh.

anwserman
Jul 31, 2004, 10:20 AM
Well, one other person did... but he was 3 hours away. Kinda too far for me.

But yeah, 49 year-old guy who lives in Ironwood messaged me... and I saw his profile picture and I was like, "Sick fuck!"

navci
Jul 31, 2004, 11:16 AM
On 2004-07-31 08:20, anwserman wrote:
Well, one other person did... but he was 3 hours away. Kinda too far for me.



3 hours would actually be very close according to my standard considering people I know live like a bloody continent away (or ocean, if you prefer).

But. Ya. I guess to hang out often 3 hours is not as good as.. well, one hour, or, no hour at all.

Solstis
Jul 31, 2004, 11:31 AM
On 2004-07-31 09:16, navinator wrote:


On 2004-07-31 08:20, anwserman wrote:
Well, one other person did... but he was 3 hours away. Kinda too far for me.



3 hours would actually be very close according to my standard considering people I know live like a bloody continent away (or ocean, if you prefer).

But. Ya. I guess to hang out often 3 hours is not as good as.. well, one hour, or, no hour at all.



You could walk there for exercise, perhaps?

And on a related note, I was thinking that there must be a gay Wisconsin based LJ community you could check-out.

Nopes.


*goes back to surfing the net and rewriting a short story*

anwserman
Jul 31, 2004, 01:36 PM
Yeah, Solstis.

Or I could get out of the Wisconsin Northwoods.
One year left of this place!

Subliminalgroove
Jul 31, 2004, 07:18 PM
That's pretty funny! but I can understand your disgust.

opaopajr
Jul 31, 2004, 11:04 PM
i thought you were talking about an alcoholic drink, like fuzzy navel.

but noooooooo.... you had some horrible story about 'net personals to share....

and now i have to flush my head clean with a few pina coladas. bastard!

PS: how often do i have to say visit the gay part of Madison or Chicago before you actually go out and do it? that's what weekends are for - partying.

Sef
Aug 1, 2004, 10:39 AM
On 2004-07-31 21:04, opaopajr wrote:
i thought you were talking about an alcoholic drink, like fuzzy navel.

Would anyone want a drink called, "Hairy Nipple"?

Hmmm, that sucks anwserman...Well, I'm sure you can find something. It probably won't be too hard once you get out of the Wisconsin Northwoods, lol.

All I can really say is just keep trying different methods. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif