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darthsaber9x9
Aug 5, 2004, 04:47 PM
im pissing myself after reading this


http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm08.htm

Skett
Aug 5, 2004, 04:52 PM
That is pretty funny. I have that same article in EGM's 100 issue and after I read it, well, I think I died laughing.

darthsaber9x9
Aug 5, 2004, 04:54 PM
yup thats the position im in

Tycho
Aug 5, 2004, 04:54 PM
It's great. xD But the ET one (#1) is even better.

Guile
Aug 5, 2004, 07:44 PM
Yeah that EGM mag is classic..I still have it and read it whenever I need a good laugh.

pixelate
Aug 5, 2004, 08:27 PM
I expected the race car with the hamster-type car noises.

InfinityXXX
Aug 5, 2004, 10:42 PM
I didn't even know those games existed. I think the bible adventures review was the funniest because i actually have that game.

Blue-Hawk
Aug 5, 2004, 11:47 PM
I think that I'm the only one here that didn't find that even remotely humerous. But then again, I do have very high expectations.

Deluge
Aug 6, 2004, 11:51 PM
Ah, that was a good laugh. I don't subscribe to EGM, but I've read a few of Sean Baby's reviews in the mag before.

Kent
Aug 7, 2004, 07:20 AM
...So I should be shot?


This game is so boring it wouldn't be fun if you were somehow playing it while bungee jumping into a Chuck E. Cheese's full of nude ninja girls fighting the Predator.
That ... applies to a lot of recent games, too.

Armok
Aug 7, 2004, 07:41 AM
On 2004-08-05 21:47, Blue-Hawk wrote:
I think that I'm the only one here that didn't find that even remotely humerous. But then again, I do have very high expectations.



I found it a chore to read.

It trys to hard to pull off the Black adder style wit. Not at all funny. Maybe funny if you like toilet humor though

Tact
Aug 7, 2004, 08:11 AM
On 2004-08-05 14:47, darthsaber9x9 wrote:

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm08.htm



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif x an infinite amount of googolplexes

"It's like what it would be like if the Mario Brothers randomly exploded every few jumps." It looks like I won't get shot, but I just barely refrained from laughing loudly. And it is hard to make me laugh...



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Eihwaz
Aug 7, 2004, 08:20 AM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

This is great, I'm gonna check out the other ones.

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agenevil
Aug 8, 2004, 01:09 PM
thanks for your help, Nurse Horrific Monkeyface

and then when you look at her.... oh my GOD

Azbats
Aug 8, 2004, 03:04 PM
Someone pass me a nappy, 'cause that was pant shattingly funny... 8/10 for racism... genius!!!

Shattered_weasel
Aug 9, 2004, 04:24 AM
On 2004-08-07 05:41, Armok wrote:


On 2004-08-05 21:47, Blue-Hawk wrote:
I think that I'm the only one here that didn't find that even remotely humerous. But then again, I do have very high expectations.



I found it a chore to read.

It trys to hard to pull off the Black adder style wit. Not at all funny. Maybe funny if you like toilet humor though



Please come here sirs I have lost my sense of humor. But not only that but I must shoot down every one else who has laughed by acting all tough and manly.

Daikarin
Aug 9, 2004, 12:43 PM
Unfortunately, the game developers must have hired 40 year old golfers at a French country club to write their hardcore street slang.

When you throw up a shot, it screams nonsense like "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"

Maybe that means that I made the shot or maybe it means "There is a tornado approaching the court, my friends. We should escape and your mother is a whore."


Thumbs up!



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FOmasta89
Aug 9, 2004, 12:43 PM
Whats sad is i own 3 of those games http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

ssephiroth_da_hunter
Aug 9, 2004, 01:00 PM
Thats some funny stuff. I didnt even know they had a white man cant jump video game!!

Gnarled_rose
Aug 9, 2004, 03:04 PM
Unfortunately, the game developers must have hired 40 year old golfers at a French country club to write their hardcore street slang.

When you throw up a shot, it screams nonsense like "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"

Maybe that means that I made the shot or maybe it means "There is a tornado approaching the court, my friends. We should escape and your mother is a whore."

So...I'm not the only one who didn't understand that? There is a God!

Gestiv
Aug 9, 2004, 03:22 PM
Flipflop on the downstreet, timepants!

Seanbaby is great.