It's the funny things in life that count..

[Zelutos]

So, what's the funniest thing you've ever seen or heard? I'd have to say mine is the following dialog taken from Family Guy:

<Chris> Hey Meg, I'm thinking of a word and it's NOT kitty!
<Meg> Is it car?
<Chris> Nope!
<Meg> I give up.
<Chris> Ha! It WAS kitty!
<Meg> *sigh*

*a couple of hours later*

<Chris> Hey Meg! I'm thinking of another word and this time it's NOT kitty!
<Meg> Is it kitty?
<Chris> AHHHH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! *runs off to his room*


Lol...wasn't that great? *wipes tear from his eye* Ah, the good things in life...Oh! Also, it was hilarious when Lord Kuda pretended to be a retarded clown who couldn't tell the difference between balloon animals which were Spagetti, a Snake, and a Worm. Lol, his voice was hilarious!



So, what's the funniest thing you've ever seen or heard?

[Skuda]

I'd probably have to say the time when I pretended to be a retarded clown who couldn't tell the difference between balloon animals which were Spagetti, a Snake, and a Worm. yes, my voice was very funny.


but really. I'd probably have to say when Zelutos does his Barney Gumble impersination. God, I have a giggle fit for minutes!



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[DarthFomar]

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to seaworld.

Peter: I've had a good life. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
Meg: What accomplishments?
Peter: Go to your room.

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Family Guy, good stuff.... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[BOC]

ive seen and heard plenty of funny shit in my life but one of the funniest things i witnessed in recent memory had to be a friends bbq the other week.

i have a frienda called paddy who is completely nuts. he took a mouthful of the lighter fluid shit used for lighitng the coal, asked another friend john to hold up a lighter. he then spat the fluid out and it was hilarious to watch the giant ball of flame scorch a nearby wall and set johns hand alite.

or the other day at a concert i 'super-charged' a buddys lighter so the flame was fricking huge. the end reslt was when he went to light his ciggie that his eyebrows caught fire.

no im not a pyro-manic. well maybe just a little.

PEACE!!!

[Elvendar]

I liked the episode of Family Guy when Optimus Prime turned out to be Jewish.

[DarthFomar]

On 2004-09-02 13:24, Elvendar wrote:
I liked the episode of Family Guy when Optimus Prime turned out to be Jewish.


Favorite episode, the one where peter gets lipo(sp?).

Hilarious.... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Zelutos]

Lol, arn't funny things wonderful? My friends and i did something pretty funny today at school. There was this cart in "The Pit" (basically a little drive through thingy in the middle of our school), so i got my friend Nicole to jump into it and we were pushing her around. The funny part was when we let go. Her face went all wierd and scared and i thought it was hilarious XD

[Bradicus]

The most recent episode of college university gave me a good laugh.

Cobra commander in a tank top, Sub Zero vs Karate Kid and Optimus Prime vomitting. What more could you ask for?

[HUnewearl_Meira]

I find that Bash.org (http://www.bash.org/) is a darned good source of humor.

Observe:



http://www.bash.org/?391241
aakashdheer: my grandmother gave me a wish
aakashdheer: i could either have a perfect memory or a huge penis
aakashdheer: i can't remember my decision




http://www.bash.org/?390445
<Erdage> WTF dude help me, i have lost my dick!!!
<DakuTenshi> What are you talking about?
<Erdage> help me daku, it's missing!
<DakuTenshi> Erdage... you are drunk right?
<Erdage> Err.. no...
<DakuTenshi> Yes you are
<Erdage> WTF??? How do you know?
<DakuTenshi> Erdage, you are a girl...




http://www.bash.org/?389514
<Quasadu> i'm the kind of guy who, when i accidentally see myself naked in the mirror, i think "my god if i saw that in the woods i'd shoot it and run back to the car"




http://www.bash.org/?23396
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS




http://www.bash.org/?207373
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<


Heh heh... Good stuff.

[Skuda]

no way, best Family guy quote ever!


<Peter> hey, Brian, Look! My Alphabets are trying to tell me something. OOOOOOOOOO!!!

<Brian> Um.. Peter, those are Cherrios.

[Madzozs]

<Peter:> You know what I haven't had in a while...Big League Chew.