5 rants for me *added 1 more*

[Kuea]

Wanna play Whack a student?
In my school I am almost 100% sure that my teachers play this game

well first of all, every hallway in my school is crowded a whole lot

it doesn't help that who ever built the school made it so that the fucking doors open INTO the fucking hallways

so now seriously...You can hear all the students in the halls doing stuff and yet you open the door (and not lightly, most of them throw it open) and more often then not, Smack a kid with it

I have been hit with a door once already last week and again today

I seriously ask why the hell do you put doors that open out into the hallway into a school that has smaller hallways >.<

OMG look a girl sittin in a tree, wanna knock her out of it?
as usual when I am tired at lunch I leave the school go to the beach and sit in a tree

well it is usually good and relaxing

except today some fucking assholes decided it would be funny to sneak up and push me out of the fucking tree and run off

well I fell out and hit my head and I have had a head ache since then

the only good thing about that was that those guys hav pissed off alot of people and me and around 20 others are gonna get sweet revenge (oh and one's a teacher)

Wow, this Girl and her partner did a good job on their project...
These two girls decided to steal my (and my parters of course) science project

well of course I was pissed and I told the teacher and she knew about my stolen project

turns out the two girls who stole it turned it in as their own project but they didn't even erase the names on it

so my teahcer looks at it and says nothing

at the break my teacher and the princepal hunt down the girls and suspend them for a week for stealing it

I find it incredablly funny as hell to think that they turned it in without changing the names on it >.<

I wanted to slap them for their stupidity

You have pink hair, you are a stupid imitating mall goth! go fuck yourself
I have no clue what the fuck the point of that is but thats what I get told on a regular basis

In my school there is a whole load of goth people around and I always get bugged by them about being an imitating mall goth

now I keep getting called a fake goth bitch and stuff like that because I am not "authentic"

what gets me is:
1) I am not a goth
2) I have no intention of being one
3) they call me imitators even though they just copy stuff they read on the web and such...

Stupid people like them make me want to hurt someone badly >.<

I know, Lets go into the girls washroom, Buy all the tampons and throw them around the school http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

hmmm, how to start this one

well, This one stupid idiot went into the girls washroom and bought all the tampons

then he went and soaked them in cherry juice and was throwing them all over the school

Why the FUCK is the point of that? like seriously!

That is a fucking stupid thing to do that does nothing except give the already busy janitor a bigger job

He went around school throwing them around the halls and into class rooms

I don't know what happened to him but this was a week ago and I haven't seen him since then

well I suppose thats the end of my rant

I know they are stupid stuff but I needed to vent a little

have fun reading http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

oh and sorry if I have bad grammer or spelling

*Edit: Added one more thing*

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Eclair on 2004-09-22 18:07 ]</font>

[Eanae]

1) Teachers need to die. that's all there is to it.

2) They need to die too. What kind of a moron knocks someone out of a tree?

3) Yay! More people who need to die! Atleast they didn't get away with it thanks to their stupidity.

4) Pink hair is awesome. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif It looks awesome on people who are natural blondes best imo, but can look cool on anyone. Oh look, more people who need to die!

The moral: Everyone in your town needs to die. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

[Scrub]

1. Well, how old is your school? It could have been very un-crowded at once, and no need for it. If you get enough people to complain, the school might take action to change this, being as how somebody can break a nose and sue the teacher or something for this.

2. I hope your plan for 'sweet revenge' involves beating the fuck out of those people.

3. These people got what they deserved. No need for slapping.

4.You could always change your hair color. If you're thinking "I'm not changing just because they say stuff about it!" then you shouldn't give a damn what they say and think about it, either.

[Eihwaz]

1) Ack, that sounds annoying. Make sure to not walk in close to the wall with the door? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

2) Gee, what assholes. Take them for a walk down your hallway...XD

3) What lamers, people who try to steal schoolwork are so stupid. At least they got owned, and your work was saved.

4) Pink hair is probably really cute, and I don't imagine you'd be a...goth. Just tell 'em to fuck off, and walk away.

5) Heh, some losers would think that that's amusing. Hopefully they will get caught and be punished.

EDIT: I agree with Sef. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Eihwaz on 2004-09-22 18:11 ]</font>

[Sef]

I'll combine all 4 into 1 reply:

Your school and most of its students seem to be playing a happy game of jackassery. Fuckers plain and simple.

I hope you start to feel better after those things that have happened. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Seems like you just need to get away from there.

Edit: I bet your hair looks nice though. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Edit 2: Maybe the guy needed tampons? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif That just seems really stupid. What an immature prick... Sigh.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sef on 2004-09-22 18:09 ]</font>

[Eanae]

Man. Flinging tampons. That was fun in what? The sixth grade? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[TheOneHero]

On 2004-09-22 17:59, Sef wrote:
I'll combine all 4 into 1 reply:

Your school and most of its students seem to be playing a happy game of jackassery. Fuckers plain and simple.

I hope you start to feel better after those things that have happened. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Seems like you just need to get away from there.

Edit: I bet your hair looks nice though. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Curse you Sef and stealing the words right outta my mouth! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Eclair you beat the shit out of everyone at your school that you hate. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Pushed out of a tree is not fun, *rubs back* those people need to die. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Stealing your work, have Sagasu kill those people.

Pick hair? = uber seski! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Tampons? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif maybe he thinks that's the closet thing he is every gonna get to a girl? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Sef]

On 2004-09-22 18:09, Eanae wrote:
Man. Flinging tampons. That was fun in what? The sixth grade? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif


Not even.

[PJ]

1) Your school is designed badly http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif Although my music class door opens that way, there's not a lot of traffic in the basement.

2) Wow. That is SO mean. You're ok though, right? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

3) Actually, I'd love for someone to steal my project. Sure, I'd be mad about it, but I'd want to see what mark I'd get on both projects (Assuming I did a second one)

4) You know, that's exactly the reason why I'm afraid to dye my hair (Lime green). They would think I'm imitating SOMETHING (Just not a goth or anything). Yes, I would be imitating something. My own made character, perhaps?

5) That... I just don't wanna comment o_O

[Mixfortune]

Now there's even more people we're going to have to mess with >_>

What I find most unusual about these events you're describing is that they seem to fit more for a Junior High or Middle School, rather than a High School. There will always be idiots wherever you go, it just seems a lot are focusing their attention on you, for who knows what reason. The thing about the hair is them falling into stereotypes. Dying your hair an "unusual" color doesn't really mean much about what your thought, beliefs, and mindsets are. I seriosly would just ignore those who call you a wannabe goth or anything else because of your hair or how you dress, since their opinions on your being don't really matter, since obviously they don't know who you are at all.

The one part about pushing you out of a tree is no doubt some attempt for losers to look like a badass in front of their friends. But they were able to sneak up behind you while you were in a tree... how far was the fall...?

Really... a lot of what you're talking about here seems more fit for Middle School/Junior High and below. Some people need to grow up. All this that they're doing isn't helping anyone in the long run, and just shows off their own stupidity.

Until then... *cracks knuckles*

[navci]

I am sure your pink hair > them, hence they are all jealous and shit. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

I am sorry you have to deal with people that doesn't seem to have a brain. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Deathscythealpha]

On 2004-09-22 17:41, Eclair wrote:

You have pink hair, you are a stupid imitating mall goth! go fuck yourself
I have no clue what the fuck the point of that is but thats what I get told on a regular basis

In my school there is a whole load of goth people around and I always get bugged by them about being an imitating mall goth

now I keep getting called a fake goth bitch and stuff like that because I am not "authentic"

what gets me is:
1) I am not a goth
2) I have no intention of being one
3) they call me imitators even though they just copy stuff they read on the web and such...

Stupid people like them make me want to hurt someone badly >.<



Wait, i thought goth's were the one's who were supposed to not care about peoples appearences? Why would it bother them if your hair was pink? Probably just jealous.

[Daikarin]

Hey, maybe in the near future you'll look back at those moments and laugh.

I sure do, when I remember all the pranks I did/got to/from my colleagues...

[Starts Boring nostalgic talk]

On music class, we were all almost sleeping.

So some jackasses got up from their seats while the teacher was playing piano or writing on the board, to switfly push back the chair of the dude who seemed more asleep.

Of course, the dude who is caught by surprise freaks out, feeling like he's going to fall back.

And I wasn't a particular fan of music classes.

Note: Each student didn't have his/her own table. The tables were connected as a single table for each horizontal line of seats. So we kids were pretty close to each other.

When they pushed my chair back, I woke up so nervously that I spin my arms away from the table quickly, and hit the two kids who were by my side with my elbows. One of them was a girl o_O




Another prank consisted on annoying the sister's dog.

You see, I spent most of my childhood on a catholic school, with nuns all around. The building was composed of the school areas, and the nun houses/rooms/gardens.

So, in an area we knew, they kept this little tiny dog with sharped teeth, which most kids liked to harass by barking out loud at his face, or kicking the door which separated him from the school area.

Until the day they found out door wasn't locked.





Another 1337 thing was to SPIT AT THE WALLS.

"OMG LETZ SPIT AT THE WALL! THE BIGGEST SNOT SPIT WINZ! L0lz!!11"

And there was this guy who particularly excelled at this area.

There it was, a big snot bubble stuck on the wall for our contempt.

The nuns eventually caught the kid, but if this wasn't a catholic school, the janitors would tell him to clean it with his tongue.





Do you know what happened to anyone who lost a wallet?

There was this high playground, with stairs leading to the lowest but largest playground, with soccer/basket field, and table tennis... uh, tables.

"OMG LETZ FROW THIS WALLET DOWN BELOW AND SEE HOW FAR IT REACHES!!11"

Of course, everyone ran away when it hit a janitor or a nurse. Or even a kid.





Paper planes.

We had a proper season to throw paper planes everywhere.

And there were lots of trees on all the playgrounds, TALL and large trees.

We would all take off from the upper playground, and throw the planes down below to the soccer field, or to try and throw them to another house outside school.

Before Spring was here, the trees were already full of paper airplanes, for the janitors happily pick out with their chairs.

Of course we also did them in the middle of the classes, in the largest rooms, with three big windows on the left side of the room.

Once, a kid was sitting in the most distant seat from the board, next to the window, and threw away an airplane to the window while the teacher was looking away.

It came back from the window closest from the board, and hit the teacher's ear with a tremendous precision.





Oh, this wasn't a prank, but it was funny too.

You see, there's a lot of birds on the school, due to the trees and gardens.

Every once in a while a pidgeon or another kind of bird entered the room, and didn't knew its way out. So we had to get it out of the room without hurting it or scaring it.

Once, a bird came flying straight into the teacher's face. And kept hitting the teacher with its beak, but not intentionally. The teacher began slapping the bird out of her face as it flew back away from where it came.

Of course, all who laughed at the teacher's hair, got punished.


It's all part of being a kid. It's immature, but heck, we're brats. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[geewj]

Soon you will learn the subconscience art of holding your hand out while you walk close by a door.

It becomes second nature later on.

[opaopajr]

sounds like the 6th circle of hell... or jr. high school. i'm not quite sure which one it is yet. tell me does cafeteria food taste *and* look bad? then it'd be jr. high. at least hell has the courtesy to tease you with hope.

[Allos]

On 2004-09-22 17:49, Eanae wrote:
1) Teachers need to die. that's all there is to it.





I really hope you're not serious about that. Although a lot of teachers are assholes, I think the shit they have to put up with everyday justifies it most of the time. Same idea with most cops and other authority figures.