TheOneHero
Sep 23, 2004, 08:49 PM
Ok, as none must of you know, I work at KFC, *have to quit 'cause I'm moving*. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif
Ok, this is rant is really about my secondary job I have in the Fall: I work at a Haunted Castle. I just threw in the KFC thing so everyone knew I work two jobs. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
This is my third year there, and in the three years I have:
1) Been told I was the best worker there.
2) Been the onlyworker that did his job.
3) Had my pay increased 2 dollars.
4) Been allowed to leave my station at any time I wanted for a refreshment.
5) Allowed to grab and touch the customers in hopes of scareing them better. It's a scout thing so they can't, but I'm not a scout. -_-
6) Been told by hundreds of hunnies that I was cool and received kisses and hugs. Best part of the job. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
7) Was the only worker to pay 100+$ on buying/making a costume of their own.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif Almost always the first worker there, and almost always the last to leave.
9) Elbowed 3 times in the nose for scareing them; kicked, punhced, smacked, thrown to the ground, cussed out and yelled at. I scare good.
Of course when those bad things happen...I yell, "Secrurity!" and have them kicked out. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
So anyway, last year I was pulled in and told, "Do your job, just not so well." I told my surporivsors that people came there to get scared. They repeated what they said and sent me back to my post.
Fast forward to present day.
I was told again today, to, "Do my job just not so well." This time I had lost it, because this place is so corny, and NO ONE does their job to scare except me. Costumers think it's a big joke but come through anyway to makeout with his/her boyfriend/girlfriend.
I flipped out and said that I had people tell me, they come now at least 4 times it's open and go to each of the 3 events. 30 bucks for all three.
I was now the reason for people to come, to get the shit scared out of them. My superiors said, that if I didn't start toning my scarying ability down, they would fire me. Honestly, you build this place to have people scared, but when they get here, you don't want me to scare them?
I always do my job, and make sure everyone flipps out a few high school kids cried once http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif There are of course, some moments that are exceptions. For example: One mom came up before her group and told us that she had little kids that were terrified and asked if we could not scare them.
I told her sure, and she went back to her group. My ass hole co-workers did just what she didn't want them to do, which surprised me since they never scare anyone anyway. When the kids came up to me, I said, "Welcome to McDonalds, we're fresh out of Screams today, is there anything else I can do for you?" The kids laughed and said I was funny, the mom...tipped me a five. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
I love this job, and I will continue to do it to the best of my ability. If you are gonna fire me, it's your dam loss.
Oh ya, If any of you ever get the chance to work at a Haunted cornfield/castle/cave/forest/house/dungeon or whatever...DO IT! It is a hell of a lot of fun. I encourage you all to do it if you can. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: TheOneHero on 2004-09-24 09:57 ]</font>
Ok, this is rant is really about my secondary job I have in the Fall: I work at a Haunted Castle. I just threw in the KFC thing so everyone knew I work two jobs. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
This is my third year there, and in the three years I have:
1) Been told I was the best worker there.
2) Been the onlyworker that did his job.
3) Had my pay increased 2 dollars.
4) Been allowed to leave my station at any time I wanted for a refreshment.
5) Allowed to grab and touch the customers in hopes of scareing them better. It's a scout thing so they can't, but I'm not a scout. -_-
6) Been told by hundreds of hunnies that I was cool and received kisses and hugs. Best part of the job. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
7) Was the only worker to pay 100+$ on buying/making a costume of their own.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif Almost always the first worker there, and almost always the last to leave.
9) Elbowed 3 times in the nose for scareing them; kicked, punhced, smacked, thrown to the ground, cussed out and yelled at. I scare good.
Of course when those bad things happen...I yell, "Secrurity!" and have them kicked out. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
So anyway, last year I was pulled in and told, "Do your job, just not so well." I told my surporivsors that people came there to get scared. They repeated what they said and sent me back to my post.
Fast forward to present day.
I was told again today, to, "Do my job just not so well." This time I had lost it, because this place is so corny, and NO ONE does their job to scare except me. Costumers think it's a big joke but come through anyway to makeout with his/her boyfriend/girlfriend.
I flipped out and said that I had people tell me, they come now at least 4 times it's open and go to each of the 3 events. 30 bucks for all three.
I was now the reason for people to come, to get the shit scared out of them. My superiors said, that if I didn't start toning my scarying ability down, they would fire me. Honestly, you build this place to have people scared, but when they get here, you don't want me to scare them?
I always do my job, and make sure everyone flipps out a few high school kids cried once http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif There are of course, some moments that are exceptions. For example: One mom came up before her group and told us that she had little kids that were terrified and asked if we could not scare them.
I told her sure, and she went back to her group. My ass hole co-workers did just what she didn't want them to do, which surprised me since they never scare anyone anyway. When the kids came up to me, I said, "Welcome to McDonalds, we're fresh out of Screams today, is there anything else I can do for you?" The kids laughed and said I was funny, the mom...tipped me a five. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
I love this job, and I will continue to do it to the best of my ability. If you are gonna fire me, it's your dam loss.
Oh ya, If any of you ever get the chance to work at a Haunted cornfield/castle/cave/forest/house/dungeon or whatever...DO IT! It is a hell of a lot of fun. I encourage you all to do it if you can. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: TheOneHero on 2004-09-24 09:57 ]</font>