Food

[PJ]

3 situations that really happen in my house.

1) When there's some food in my house that I actually like to eat...

Brother 1: Hey look, there's nachos! PJ LOOOOOVES Nachos!

Brother 2: Yeah, let's finish the bag! Because it's full! Yeah, sounds like a plan!

Next time I go searching for the bag of nachos that was jsut bought, it's gone T_T

2) Allergies to food

Brother 1: Hey, It's Girl Guide Cookie time again! [Basically, we get free Girl Guide Cookies from my grandparents because my grandma is some... leader or something @_@] PJ loooooooves cookies!"

Brother 2: Yeah, but he can't eat them, because he's ALLERGIC!

Brother 1: Hahas, let's eat it in plain sight, so he can watch us!

Brother 3: And slowly too!

And for some reason, they've recently added coconut oil to my FAVOURITE cookie, the oreo. Those jerks u_u

3) When I Actually take some food.

PJ: Alright. Once I finish this SMALL bowl of salsa with these Nachos, I'll put it away.

Brother 1: *sees me* OMFG U PUT THAT AWAY RIGHT NOW YOU PIGGAY!1!1!

Brother 2: YA WE NEVER EAT ANY FOOD AND U EAT IT ALL OMFG U SUCK!1!1!1

PJ: What about all the Ice Cream?

Brother 1: Put the nachos away,and go to bed! You're always cranky for no reason!

T_T Situations that really happen. I have issues with my brothers.

[Shadowpawn]

How old are they? They don't seem really mature. :/

[PJ]

PJ: 15 (16 on Christmas! YAY!)

Brother 1 & 2: 19

Brother 3: 16

[Aredhel]

meh - food is just a means to be full http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Don't eat more than your allotment, but guard what's yours with a sharp fork! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

I suppose it's good that we're in a society of this sort of excess - there are parts of the world where people barely haven enough to live day-by-day; just be glad all you have to worry about is these snack-time hijinks http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

I'm not saying that people's larger problems necessarily detract from your at hand, but when you look at this rant, is there really, truly anything to worry about?

[HotWaterDeath]

Its all about natural-selection within a suburban-microcosm, my friend. Do your siblings threaten you with violence if you "eat like a pig"? If not, who cares what they say? If they do you can always take up Aredhel's advice and arm yourself, so that you may be a champion of Darwinism.

Although, I'd opt for the spork.