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Eanae
Nov 14, 2004, 03:57 PM
1) A slap across the face never fails.

2) Pointing and laughing is always fun to do.

3) Pretend you didn't hear them

4) Slapping never fails >_>

Shadowpawn
Nov 14, 2004, 04:02 PM
On 2004-11-14 12:57, Eanae wrote:
1) A slap across the face never fails.

2) Pointing and laughing is always fun to do.

3) Pretend you didn't hear them

4) Slapping never fails >_>



Um...one equals four I might add... >_>

Eanae
Nov 14, 2004, 04:04 PM
<_<

Shadowpawn
Nov 14, 2004, 04:08 PM
Those eyes, they lie!

Sagasu
Nov 14, 2004, 04:10 PM
Lesse, to respond to this madness, I think this calls for..

Sagasu comment mad libs!

Theres a ______(percent) chance of you ______(verb) when I come back with a ______(adverb) ______(verb) ______(noun) of ______(another word for torture).

That is, unless you ______(verb) for _____(another word for penance) from the god of ______(beverage) before the rabid ______(underwear brand) cultists come and feast upon your ______(section of the body)

TheOneHero
Nov 14, 2004, 04:15 PM
On 2004-11-14 13:10, Sagasu wrote:
Lesse, to respond to this madness, I think this calls for..

Sagasu comment mad libs!

Theres a ______(percent) chance of you ______(verb) when I come back with a ______(adverb) ______(verb) ______(noun) of ______(another word for torture).

That is, unless you ______(verb) for _____(another word for penance) from the god of ______(beverage) before the rabid ______(underwear brand) cultists come and feast upon your ______(section of the body)



I've never seen you do this before... =

Sagasu
Nov 14, 2004, 04:19 PM
On 2004-11-14 13:15, TheOneHero wrote:


I've never seen you do this before... =




waaaay back when common sense was still a new word to me.

shall I change it to odie mad libs?

PJ
Nov 14, 2004, 04:22 PM
Theres a 99% chance of you partying when I come back with a deadly slash pinata of doooooooom.

That is, unless you party for compensation from the god of Juice Boxes before the rabid Fruit de Loom cultists come and feast upon your thumbs.

Sagasu, you offically rock.

TheOneHero
Nov 14, 2004, 04:22 PM
On 2004-11-14 13:19, Sagasu wrote:

waaaay back when common sense was still a new word to me.

shall I change it to odie mad libs?



Ah...

It's up to you.

Sagasu
Nov 14, 2004, 04:51 PM
Putting creativity to work is its own reward ~.^

geewj
Nov 14, 2004, 05:00 PM
Dr. Phil is truly a magician.

PJ
Nov 14, 2004, 05:07 PM
I do my best work on that show.

Nobody knows Dr. Phil is one of my bajillion nicknames >.>

Sagasu
Nov 14, 2004, 05:08 PM
On 2004-11-14 14:00, Prof_Frink wrote:
Dr. Phil is truly a magician.



I'm not an asshole all the time =/

Solstis
Nov 14, 2004, 05:13 PM
On 2004-11-14 14:08, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-11-14 14:00, Prof_Frink wrote:
Dr. Phil is truly a magician.



I'm not an asshole all the time =/



Another breakthrough, I'd say.

:wacko:

TheOneHero
Nov 14, 2004, 05:18 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/TheOneHero/disapprovingwacko.jpg

Skuda
Nov 14, 2004, 05:21 PM
are you tired? cuz you've been walking around my mind all day long.

wait....


OH MY GOD!!!!

I killed you... *crying*

my mind killed you when you were walking

*weeping*

BLAST YOU BRAIN!!! BLAST YOU!!!!


*goes into a fit of tears and woe*

Eanae
Nov 14, 2004, 07:07 PM
On 2004-11-14 14:21, Scott_Kuda wrote:
are you tired? cuz you've been walking around my mind all day long.

wait....


OH MY GOD!!!!

I killed you... *crying*

my mind killed you when you were walking

*weeping*

BLAST YOU BRAIN!!! BLAST YOU!!!!


*goes into a fit of tears and woe*



*Pats kuda's back* It happens to the best of us.

Solstis
Nov 14, 2004, 07:09 PM
On 2004-11-14 16:07, Eanae wrote:


On 2004-11-14 14:21, Scott_Kuda wrote:
are you tired? cuz you've been walking around my mind all day long.

wait....


OH MY GOD!!!!

I killed you... *crying*

my mind killed you when you were walking

*weeping*

BLAST YOU BRAIN!!! BLAST YOU!!!!


*goes into a fit of tears and woe*



*Pats kuda's back* It happens to the best of us.



I must suck then... trying to do that for months now...

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Nov 14, 2004, 10:46 PM
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