Bad movies.

[Blue-Hawk]

Ever see a movie that was just so bad you have to question why they greelighted it? Well, I just did. I admit, I use to be a fan of cheesy, low budget films, but this one just turned me off them.

Bloodsucking Redneck Vampires was just that kind of film. This was just plain BAD. In fact, so bad it was laughable. The acting made William Shatner look good, and that's really saying a lot.

Anyone else had an experience like that?

[Dangerous55]

Get the movie Bog Creatures.

It is probably the greatest film ever.

[Hrigg]

Haven't seen any too terribly bad, nothing I can think of right now...

[Fyrin]

I normally fall asleep in theaters watching certain movies like "Napolean Dynamite". I would say that it was perhaps the worse movie I have ever seen in my life. Sad thing is everyone and their grandma seems to love the movie.

[RavenTW]

I will NEVER watch a movie where the main character is a white guy with an afro and glasses willingly.

Oh yeah, and Pitch Black sucked.

[Deathscythealpha]

'Ninja: Final Duel' has to be one of the worst films I have ever seen. If the Ninja Waterspider Team's introduction doesn't give you an indication of how bad this film is, the jive talking Ghetto Monk will. Even the naked kung fu sucked! And it finished itself off by playing the intro to 'Ghostbusters' for the scene where everyone is getting ready for the final showdown.

'Fist of the Northstar' is also a bad film. Crappy plot, naff sets and loads and loads of white guys with Japanese names. Kinda like the internet in a way. I think the only thing that could have almost saved this film was Gary Daniels, as he even admitted the film was a big mistake and naff, but also kinda looks like Kenshiro when he has short hair (even though he grew it long after the first few promo shots, fool!)

'Sharktale' was bad as well, I really dont need to watch Will Smith be irratating as a fish. Oh, and dont forget 'Scary Movie 3' for pure suckiness.

Mweh, I have watched too many bad films of late.

[Realist]

I FINK DAT BLADE IZ DA BADDEST MOVIE



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[Three]

On 2005-01-30 13:41, Fyrin wrote:
I normally fall asleep in theaters watching certain movies like "Napolean Dynamite".



UGH. THat movie drives me nuts. You're not alone there.

But it seems like everyone else with no brain seems to think different. Even those who didn't like it says it has "quotable moments." NO. No, it didn't! Napoleon Dynamite sucked a butt!

[Realist]

I DIZAGREE WIV U ON DAT ONE, NAOPLEN DINAMITE IZ MA FAVORITE MOVIE

[Blue-Hawk]

On 2005-01-30 16:44, Realist_Nigga wrote:
I DIZAGREE WIV U ON DAT ONE, NAOPLEN DINAMITE IZ MA FAVORITE MOVIE


First of all, this is not a thread about movies being 'bad' meaning 'good'. This mean that a movie is just so bad it should have remained in the writers imagination. Napoleon Dinamite is a prime example of this.

Second of all, you MIGHT wish to utilize a spellcheck before posting.

Third of all, and this is a good tip to remember seeing as how I read this years ago and it still jolds true to this day. 'The caps lock is NOT a toy.'



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[AUTO_]

Napoleon kicked ass...come on now people.

No quotable moments? I could quote the entire movie! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

But yeah, as far as bad movies go, probably the worst movie I've ever seen (paid 100$ for the premiere) was an indie movie called 'The Slaugher Rule' that was filmed where I live and deals with 6-man football (what my school plays).

It was godawful. Just godawful. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Realist]

HEY IM SORRY BUt i spilt krUNK on my keyboard and ITS eaiser TO READ in CAPS.

HiLARY DuffS SiSSTER IS FINNNNNNNEEEEE! I'd ravaGE HRE WHIte Ass!

[EphekZ]

On 2005-01-30 16:59, Realist_Nigga wrote:
HEY IM SORRY BUt i spilt krUNK on my keyboard and ITS eaiser TO READ in CAPS.

HiLARY DuffS SiSSTER IS FINNNNNNNEEEEE! I'd ravaGE HRE WHIte Ass!





what is "krunk" and no isnt easier to read in capps

by the way we arent talking about hilary duffs sister

[Allos]

Extreme Ops...*vomits*

[Blue-Hawk]

Oh, and I just hadf to add this info- My new title here was from the Bloodsucking Redneck Vampires movie. It was on the sign in the film. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Getintothegame]

There was a movie called 'Sick'. It was a horror movie, apparently, so we rented it. We found out later that it really sucked, there was NO acting, NO gory moments, and it overall was almost funny how much it sucked/

[Zzzzzz]

Super Mario Bros.

And I really didn't get what was so great about "Pitch Black".

[KveerRaven]

The Day After Tomorrow (Way too many earth hugging politics in it)
House of a 1,000 Corpses (and what's worse, as if Rob Zombie loved humiliating himself, he's making a sequal!)
SpongeBob Squarepants: The Movie (CRAP! The movie gave the very humurous cartoon series a bad reputation!)

[Fyrin]

Can someone try to explain the plot of Napolean Dynamite to me?


oh, thats right.....

IT DOES NOT HAVE ONE!!!!

[Jehosaphaty]

But it seems like everyone else with no brain seems to think different. Even those who didn't like it says it has "quotable moments." NO. No, it didn't! Napoleon Dynamite sucked a butt!


hay three, grandma called, she said she wants you to go home. why? cause the movies amazing.

[RicoRoyal]

On 2005-01-31 15:13, Fyrin wrote:
Can someone try to explain the plot of Napolean Dynamite to me?


oh, thats right.....

IT DOES NOT HAVE ONE!!!!


Sure it does. Grandma suffers unfortunate accident. Uncle Rico takes over. Love interests abound. Pedro deals with culture shock and Napoleon learns a thing or two from the experience. Everyone finds their place in life. There, a plot.

[Nai_Calus]

Day of the Triffids was awesomely horrible.

Now, worst movie... I don't know what the hell its name was, but I saw it on TV a few years ago.

Ok, this kid lives on a farm with his parents and his grandpa. Dad doesn't really appreciate kid blahblahblah.

So first kid does something stupid with his horse, and the horse breaks a leg and has to be shot. Dad makes kid shoot the horse.

Dad and kid are a cattle roping team blahblah.

Dad takes hay to market one day, kid wants to ride on top of truck. Cow in road. Dad brakes and swerves and goes into a ditch... Whoops, shit, kid was on top of the truck with the hay and went CRUNCH. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Kid's spine broken, paralyzed from chest down for life.

Grandpa buys him new horse for birthday and gets dirty looks from everybody, but grandpa has a plan! Kids arms still work, so grandpa has made a special saddle to support kid so he can stay on the horse. They practice roping together blahblahblah.

Day of big roping competition comes up. Dad has new partner, they do OK. Then grandpa and kid are up. Dad rides up and says "Step aside, old man". Dad and kid do the roping together. They win the competition. Dad for presumably the first time ever tells his son he loves him. The end.

What. The. Fuck.

Seriously, it was so ridiculous and horrible the plot is burned into my mind.

[neko-chan]

Kill Bill was awful. But what's really awful is that I even went to see Kill Bill 2. -_-;

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[Allos]

On 2005-01-31 16:31, neko-chan wrote:
Kill Bill was awful. But what's really awful is that I even went to see Kill Bill 2. -_-;

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BULLSHIT!

[Solstis]

On 2005-01-31 16:36, Allos wrote:


On 2005-01-31 16:31, neko-chan wrote:
Kill Bill was awful. But what's really awful is that I even went to see Kill Bill 2. -_-;

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BULLSHIT!

[RicoRoyal]

On 2005-01-31 17:08, Solstis wrote:


On 2005-01-31 16:36, Allos wrote:


On 2005-01-31 16:31, neko-chan wrote:
Kill Bill was awful. But what's really awful is that I even went to see Kill Bill 2. -_-;

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BULLSHIT!

[_Ted_]

On 2005-01-31 16:31, neko-chan wrote:
Kill Bill was awful. But what's really awful is that I even went to see Kill Bill 2. -_-;



ARGH! Beat yourself to death with a brick!

Anyways.....Someone better have been killed for making Alone In the Dark.

[shinobu_seta]

I've scanned the worst in my collection. I'll let the box art and description talk for itself:

http://swvanime.250free.com/robovampire.jpg http://swvanime.250free.com/robovampire2.jpg

[RicoRoyal]

My goodness, shinobu_seta! You should save that one in an airtight seal so that you may sell it on ebay 10 years from now. Such a concentrated minifistation of pure shit such as that will probably be worth millions someday. I give that description on the back 10 gold stars and one happy face sticker.

[EJ]

The worst movie I say that I watch was "You got serve"

The story was too boring a cliche and plus I fell asleep while watching it http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

I didn't have to pay for it thank god because I was working at there at teh time. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

[RicoRoyal]

Although I'm quite certain that Robo Vampire is the worst movie ever made, I still wan't to throw this one out at you people.

http://www.mgm.com/mgm/uk_images/box-dvd/BUCKAROO_BANZAI_DVD_HIRES.jpg

Not thee worst movie ever, but certainly the worst one I've ever seen. The flow of the story was amazingly uneven, the logic behind alot of the "logical" portions of the movie was pathetic, and the premise altogether was sad. I did laugh quite a bit though when two aliens wearing human clothing (but still showing their alien faces) manage to jump over a 10 foot wall undetected. When suddenly, 1 minute later, when a 3rd shapeshifting alien (this one disguised as an african american) jumps over the same wall, he gets beat unconcious by two guards half a second after his feet touch the ground. What. The. Fuck. Many consider this movie a cult classic. If you're one of these people, PLEASE explain to me what is so damn good about this piece of shit? (that was just my opinion)


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[Iceninja]

What about Triple X? That's possibly the cheesiest action movie I've seen in my life. The part that finally made me turn it off was the part where he is on the damned snowboard and he's SOMEHOW FASTER THAN AN AVALANCHE.
Also that one movie where that guy and that girl are out in the middle of the ocean. The whole movie. Sitting there. Screaming. I forget its name, but when I saw the preview for that movie in theatres I was laughing for about 10 minutes afterwards.

[Blue-Hawk]

On 2005-01-31 17:34, shinobu_seta wrote:
I've scanned the worst in my collection. I'll let the box art and description talk for itself:

http://swvanime.250free.com/robovampire.jpg http://swvanime.250free.com/robovampire2.jpg



What in the HELL?!
Am I the only one to notice that the android in the movie is actually Robocop?
Someone should sue.

[Nicktendonick]

I can top that.


There is this one movie called Max Magician and the legend of the rings, it is the WORST movie i have ever seen. My mom forced us into watching it and when it was over, she applogised to us for having to make us watch it. This movie is so bad, that the villian is defeated by a mouse who multiplies himself on him and all the small mouses run all over him. This causes the villian to dissapate. Also, the mouse is a chris rock-wantabe who hits on the main kid's mom (as a mouse). This movie is horrible and i really think it is the worst movie i will ever see.

And if anyone else has seen it, I feel sorry for you. Very,very,very Sorry.

A link i found w/ google search. Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360784/

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

"The Labrinthe" or however the hell that movie is spelled. I'm not going to go get the box either!

My dad spent 45 minutes looking at every damn DVD in WalMart one day. We hardly ever go to WalMart and thankfully so. He picked out this Muppet Musical about some dipshit girl falling down her bed into some maze with a weirdo in tights and a face only a mother could love sings in the finale or something with her transforming into a princess.

A movie soo gawd awful it made me type out that crappy run on sentence up there ^.

I made my case to him to buy Jackie Chan's Rumble in the Bronx or Enter the Dragon 20th anniversary set, but he has "seen those a million times."

Shibby. You watched that crappy Labrinthe once and you will never, EVER, watch it again.
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

...on the plus side, I found Shaolin Soccer at WalMart a while back. Kickass movie. Go watch it if you haven't yet!

[shinobu_seta]

What in the HELL?!
Am I the only one to notice that the android in the movie is actually Robocop?
Someone should sue.


Haha, yeah. That's actually why my brother got it for me for chritmas. I happen to be a fan of the original Robocop films. I really loved them when I was younger.

When I got it, I assumed it was one of those wierd Korean films where it's made up of cut and pasted official footage, but is tied together by their own original footage, and of course dubbed in their language.

It happens to be a completely original movie though. Robocop is nowhere to be seen though. Tom (our robotic hero) is actually a guy in a spray painted silver jump suite, with all these silver styrofoam random pieces glued to him, and what appears to be soccer pads on his arms and legs. He has paint ball goggles and carries a sawed off shot gun. The acting is horrible, and the guy can hardly see. But it is very violent, so that's neat I guess -_-

It's a terrible terrible movie, but I just had to keep it because of the box art, that's the one thing I do love about that.

Speaking of Korean stolen footage. I think there's supposed to be a film that's supposed to be a Han Solo, solo adventure. It's made up completely of stolen star wars and Indiana Jones footage of Harrison Ford, and of course redubbed in Korean. I'd love to see it, but I don't know how I'd ever find it.

[Nai_Calus]

*bitchstabs Hayabusa* Don't be dissin' on Labyrinth, yo.

[KodiaX987]

No mention of Street Fighter. Does it mean it's a good movie? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-02-02 09:44, Ian-KunX wrote:
Don't be dissin' on Labyrinth, yo.



I agree. I actually found that movie to be all right. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

But for bad movies, I would have to go with Undercover Brother. Definately not the worst, as it had it's moments. *cough*showercatfightscene*cough*

I liked the part where he spun around in his car, but didn't spill his soda. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[shinobu_seta]

Street Fighter is a horrible horrible movie. As a big Street Fighter fan, it saddens me and makes my heart ache.

However!

I think if you changed the names and the title. The Street Fighter movie would actually make an all right G.I. Joe movie.

[Deathscythealpha]

On 2005-02-02 09:59, KodiaX987 wrote:
No mention of Street Fighter. Does it mean it's a good movie? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



Not a good movie, but had some brilliant qoutes.

"The day Bison grace dyour village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was tuesday" - M.Bison on the destruction of Chun Li's home town.

M.Bison made that movie for me.

And someone who hated 'Labrinyth'? David Bowie at his tight wearing best.

[PJ]

Shrek -.-

I don't see what anyone sees in this movie. Shrek 2 was a little better, but definately not amazing.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

...cough. Ahem.

Hey I do get to have an opinion. Like it or not, granted you don't have to agree with me. My opinion is that Labrinthe bored me to sleep. I forgot all about it until this thread came up.

If you guys loved Labrinthe soo much, I'll sell you mine. Highest bidder? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

On topic:
Well there was this bargain bin filled with crap movies at a Circuit City once. Lots of Bolo Yeung and "Dragon Lady" movies. I wasn't going to waste what little money I had on those junkers. Walgreens pharmacy stores sell DVD's too. Bad ones.

Oh yeah Undercover Brother was based on an internet flash cartoon right? It wasn't particularly amazing per se but it did have some okay humor. I don't understand what the big deal was about the mayo though. Eww mayonnaise!

[Deathscythealpha]

On 2005-02-03 00:17, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
...cough. Ahem.

Hey I do get to have an opinion. Like it or not, granted you don't have to agree with me. My opinion is that Labrinthe bored me to sleep. I forgot all about it until this thread came up.

If you guys loved Labrinthe soo much, I'll sell you mine. Highest bidder? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif


Ah, dont worry about it, your opinion counts, just messin'. I only really like 'Labrynth' as it was a childhood favourite film me and my brother used to watch. I know some of the scenes were naff, but happy memories tend to gloss over crap.

[Nai_Calus]

What DSA said. Come on, it's David Bowie in tights singing embarrassingly corny songs. What's NOT to like? XD