This made me laugh.

[Kizaragu]

This chap came onto MSN and hitting on my friend Amy and failed miserabley.
This made me laugh my ass off so I thought I'd share it with you Fkler's...

Phill says:
but only one down side I'll have to meet you to let you have it
Amy - Matt has died.....but im having his stuff! says:
OR..... u cud leave it in a bin like in those kidnapping movies where they want a ransom. I drill a hole under the bin and collect it and we return to our lives
Phill says:
yeah but wheres the fun in that knowing my luck a policeman would watch me put it in there and arrest me for piracy
Phill says:
just easier to place it into your hands then I know you've got it and hey I would have gotten to meet you as well so it isn't all bad (well for me anyway)
Amy - Matt has died.....but im having his stuff! says:
possibly. i still think my plan is foolproof
Phill says:
I can't even buy you a drink with your plan
Amy - Matt has died.....but im having his stuff! says:
im not thirsty

Doubt you'll find it as funny as me but meh this is fresh kills!
Crap belongs in here and mine is worthy enough. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

...PWNED!

[Sagasu]

I see no "go away" http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Kizaragu]

I suggested She tell the guy she had a hairy chest; He winked at her.
Let's hope he was just humouring her.

[Sagasu]

ugh..

theres nothing worse than a guy with a shag rug on his chest -_-;;