Daikarin
Mar 7, 2005, 03:50 PM
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- You have all the reasons to be proud of yourself. And yet you aren't.
- You wanna be like those over-confident, egocentric losers?
- Relax, do your chores and studies timing everything right.
- Wash the dishes, clothes and house. Clean the dust everywhere. Take the carpets out. Study all subjects. Do the extra exercises you didn't solve in class. Repeat every exercise you did in class. Put your clothes out to dry. Press your pants and shirts. Take the garbage out. Take time to read college books, so that your perfomance boosts, otherwise you'll fail that exam.
- A man is influenced by the choices he makes in life. If your hobbies are those, how can you hope to be someone in life?
- What's with this ego urge to be someone!?
- Don't you want to make your tribute to society, do your best and honor your ancestors?
- A man's not a title. Live your dreams.
- Geez, you're weird. No wonder she chose me, not some idiot who's always smiling and can't even take the first step.
- You'd better shut up or I'll kick your ass. Everyone's special in their own way, and everyone leads their own life.
- Don't forget: Life is too coordinated and perfect to be all considered a bunch of random events. Don't ever forget your spirituality, forget about your ego.
- Who cares about that? You're not interesting, you have an empty personality.
- Forget about your ego, and focus your mind on more relevant subjects other than deciding when to call jackass to that guy.
- You're no fun.
- What do you mean, you feel you can't do it!? Do you want to give up!? After all this!? Geez, you really are weak.
- I understand. Many gave up as well, couldn't stand tall to the challenges. It's only natural that you feel tired.
- You're never forgive yourself unless you give your best shot and look at challenges differently.
- But... sometimes... Damn.
- Why do you are so fucking nice? That's just stupid. Are you expecting something out of all that charity crap?
- It's better to be deceived than to deceive.
- You done yet?
- No hurries.
- A man without a woman is like a truck driver without a truck. How come you're still single?
- Wanna hang out with every girl you have a crush on?
- You think you're better than anyone else, with all that "special someone" horse shit!?
- Woo, boy. That's some fat diet. What's with all that hot chocolate?
- You study a lot, you work out a lot. It's only natural that you eat a lot. You're not even fat, your weight is the recommended for your height.
- Yes you are.
- Why do you greet everyone you or your family/friends talked to?
- Where are your manners?
- My God. You are weird.
- Don't give a damn about what others think.
- You telling him not to be open-minded to others?
- Of course not.
- My God. He is weird.
- Human beings are meant to socialise. You can't hold in all the pain you feel. Let it out, share your pain.
- For crying out loud, get a grip.
- Relax, it will be fine. You're not stupid, you're an intelligent person. And once you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.
- You'd better get ready, this ain't gonna be easy. Nothing is.
- Go to sleep early, but wake up early. A good sleep heals the body and mind and gives you strength for the next day.
- You barely have time for yourself. Busy, Busy, busy.
- What's with that stupid smile?
- You wanna have a serious face all the time?
- Being clumsy, and always bringing out the fun and bright side of each situation is childish.
- Better than being a depressed goth which you hate.
- Kick his sorry ass.
- Respect him as a person.
- Treat everyone as your similar.
- Not everyone on this earth is the same.
- When are you gonna continue doing that something you've been longing to do?
- If you choose the wrong priorities, that's YOUR problem.
- Breathe in. Breathe out. Clean your mind of all the useless thoughts.
- No creo en las brujas, pero que las hay, hay.
- Geez, you're a brilliant Genius!
- Well duh. Are you retarded or something?
- Thought is energy. All matter is energy concentrated. Therefore, mind moves matter. Nothing is lost, everything is conserved.
- Geez, you're a freak. Once you die, you're dead.
- That's a senseless and primitive thought, aside from a sorry one.
- Got proof against me?
- Nothing's impossible.
- And just HOW is that ever gonna happen!?
- Wow. You're so goddamn tidy.
- Are you a pig or something!? You're gross.
- When are you gonna clean your stuff?
- Whoa, you are one organized dude.
- That's so lazy.
- Whoa man, take it easy!
- I got time.
- Damn, you're gonna be late.
- Go ahead. Don't be afraid, live to the fullest. You'll never know unless you try.
- To be stabbed in the back? Bah, who needs them.
- He was a complete jackass, so turn him in. You're gonna let him get away with this? Get even.
- Who are you to judge your fellow man?
- You can do it.
- You'll never do it.
Enough. Let me rest for a while, to get strength to know all the answers.
Enough, damn it.
- You have all the reasons to be proud of yourself. And yet you aren't.
- You wanna be like those over-confident, egocentric losers?
- Relax, do your chores and studies timing everything right.
- Wash the dishes, clothes and house. Clean the dust everywhere. Take the carpets out. Study all subjects. Do the extra exercises you didn't solve in class. Repeat every exercise you did in class. Put your clothes out to dry. Press your pants and shirts. Take the garbage out. Take time to read college books, so that your perfomance boosts, otherwise you'll fail that exam.
- A man is influenced by the choices he makes in life. If your hobbies are those, how can you hope to be someone in life?
- What's with this ego urge to be someone!?
- Don't you want to make your tribute to society, do your best and honor your ancestors?
- A man's not a title. Live your dreams.
- Geez, you're weird. No wonder she chose me, not some idiot who's always smiling and can't even take the first step.
- You'd better shut up or I'll kick your ass. Everyone's special in their own way, and everyone leads their own life.
- Don't forget: Life is too coordinated and perfect to be all considered a bunch of random events. Don't ever forget your spirituality, forget about your ego.
- Who cares about that? You're not interesting, you have an empty personality.
- Forget about your ego, and focus your mind on more relevant subjects other than deciding when to call jackass to that guy.
- You're no fun.
- What do you mean, you feel you can't do it!? Do you want to give up!? After all this!? Geez, you really are weak.
- I understand. Many gave up as well, couldn't stand tall to the challenges. It's only natural that you feel tired.
- You're never forgive yourself unless you give your best shot and look at challenges differently.
- But... sometimes... Damn.
- Why do you are so fucking nice? That's just stupid. Are you expecting something out of all that charity crap?
- It's better to be deceived than to deceive.
- You done yet?
- No hurries.
- A man without a woman is like a truck driver without a truck. How come you're still single?
- Wanna hang out with every girl you have a crush on?
- You think you're better than anyone else, with all that "special someone" horse shit!?
- Woo, boy. That's some fat diet. What's with all that hot chocolate?
- You study a lot, you work out a lot. It's only natural that you eat a lot. You're not even fat, your weight is the recommended for your height.
- Yes you are.
- Why do you greet everyone you or your family/friends talked to?
- Where are your manners?
- My God. You are weird.
- Don't give a damn about what others think.
- You telling him not to be open-minded to others?
- Of course not.
- My God. He is weird.
- Human beings are meant to socialise. You can't hold in all the pain you feel. Let it out, share your pain.
- For crying out loud, get a grip.
- Relax, it will be fine. You're not stupid, you're an intelligent person. And once you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.
- You'd better get ready, this ain't gonna be easy. Nothing is.
- Go to sleep early, but wake up early. A good sleep heals the body and mind and gives you strength for the next day.
- You barely have time for yourself. Busy, Busy, busy.
- What's with that stupid smile?
- You wanna have a serious face all the time?
- Being clumsy, and always bringing out the fun and bright side of each situation is childish.
- Better than being a depressed goth which you hate.
- Kick his sorry ass.
- Respect him as a person.
- Treat everyone as your similar.
- Not everyone on this earth is the same.
- When are you gonna continue doing that something you've been longing to do?
- If you choose the wrong priorities, that's YOUR problem.
- Breathe in. Breathe out. Clean your mind of all the useless thoughts.
- No creo en las brujas, pero que las hay, hay.
- Geez, you're a brilliant Genius!
- Well duh. Are you retarded or something?
- Thought is energy. All matter is energy concentrated. Therefore, mind moves matter. Nothing is lost, everything is conserved.
- Geez, you're a freak. Once you die, you're dead.
- That's a senseless and primitive thought, aside from a sorry one.
- Got proof against me?
- Nothing's impossible.
- And just HOW is that ever gonna happen!?
- Wow. You're so goddamn tidy.
- Are you a pig or something!? You're gross.
- When are you gonna clean your stuff?
- Whoa, you are one organized dude.
- That's so lazy.
- Whoa man, take it easy!
- I got time.
- Damn, you're gonna be late.
- Go ahead. Don't be afraid, live to the fullest. You'll never know unless you try.
- To be stabbed in the back? Bah, who needs them.
- He was a complete jackass, so turn him in. You're gonna let him get away with this? Get even.
- Who are you to judge your fellow man?
- You can do it.
- You'll never do it.
Enough. Let me rest for a while, to get strength to know all the answers.
Enough, damn it.