Another dumb msg board game - Chain Story.

[Ambrai]

Dis ones simple, I start a sentance, and the next person can add up to 5 words onto it. The person after him/her adds up to 5 words on that and it keeps going, til you have the worlds longest run on sentance http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif.



"There once was a cow.....

[gypsy]

with a huge brain...

[SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko]

who faked its death tragically

[Rotis]

which caused Mad Cow panic

[ragnar]

which annoyed a russian man

[rbf2000]

because he was eating hamburgers

[ABDUR101]

which unknowingly contained mad-cow disease

*EDIT*
oooo, threw that in there, thought you had me huh? o_O


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[Falkon]

and then the guy choked...

[Kent]

...because he ate it with...

[ragnar]

his man beef

[Ambrai]

But instantly, a large dragon...

[ragnar]

ate his man beef

[Guile]

and he was left with..

[Sojo]

the cure for cancer, Wow!

[Ambrai]

But with the cure came...

[LostHero]

with a penguin named Norbert

[Dangerous55]

...that was an ex-KGB member...

[LostHero]

with cheese in one hand

[rbf2000]

and man-beef in the other.

[ABDUR101]

suddenly he shouted out loud...

[LostHero]

you shalt not have the

[ragnar]

man beef

[Deathscythealpha]

as my left foot shall...

[Ness]

Obliterate the old Italian mob...

[Sojo]

And devils shall reign supreme!

[Ian D]

And then he squeezed...

[Dabra]

pamela anderson's titties...

[Ian D]

...and then she...

[Dabra]

grabbed her tangerine dildo...

[Ian D]

...and played it like an ocarina...

[Dabra]

to summon a pantyhose...(sp?)

[Ian D]

...that eats chicken's whole...

[Dabra]

and craps golden eggs.

[Ian D]

that are worth as much as...

[Dabra]

a nickel dumped in donkey poop

[Dabra]

to steel a...

[Ian D]

Wata went to the store...
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/eviltongue.gif

[Ian D]

shiny man-beef...

[Dabra]

dipped in monkey rectum and....

[Ian D]

pickle juice, so he...

[Dabra]

tucked on fake leather gloves...

[CodeName62]

to steal a gun

[Ian D]

so he could shoot a...

[CodeName62]

the lock of a locked door

[Ian D]

then a rappy jumped out...

[CodeName62]

and tried to peck him

[Ian D]

but Wata was too...

[CodeName62]

fast and killed the rappy

[Ian D]

mercilessly, and then licked the...

[CodeName62]

lollypop that he was holding

[Ian D]

then he started choking on...

[CodeName62]

it, while signaling for an

[Ian D]

airplane to land nearby.

[CodeName62]

The airplane was loaded with

[Ian D]

Spice Girl's blowup dolls...

[CodeName62]

that are meant to detonate

[Ian D]

when touched by Abdur...

[CodeName62]

but Abdur knew the plan

[Ian D]

so he hired Dangerous55...

[CodeName62]

to eliminate the doll threat

[Ian D]

...with his kickass guns

[CodeName62]

and his master ranger skills

[ABDUR101]

but he failed miserably

[Dabra]

Thus far...



"There once was a cow with a huge brain who faked its death tragically which caused Mad Cow panic which annoyed a russian man because he was eating hamburgers which unknowingly contained mad-cow disease and then the guy choked because he ate it with his man beef. But instantly, a large dragon ate his man beef and he was left with the cure for cancer, Wow! But with the cure came with a penguin named Norbert that was an ex-KGB member with cheese in one hand and man-beef in the other. Suddenly he shouted out loud you shalt not have the man beef as my left foot shall obliterate the old Italian mob and devils shall reign supreme. And then he squeezed pamela anderson's titties and then she grabbed her tangerine dildo and played it like an ocarina to summon a pantyhose that eats chicken's whole and craps golden eggs that are worth as much as a nickel dumped in donkey poop. Wata went to the store to steel a shiny man-beef dipped in monkey rectum and pickle juice, so he tucked on fake leather gloves to steal a gun so he could shoot a lock of a locked door. Then a rappy jumped out and tried to peck him but Wata was too fast and killed the rappy mercilessly, and then licked the lollypop that he was holding then he started choking on it, while signaling for an airplane to land nearby. The airplane was loaded with Spice Girl's blowup dolls that are meant to detonate when touched by Abdur. But Abdur knew the plan so he hired Dangerous55 to eliminate the doll threat with his kickass guns and his master ranger skills. but he failed miserably."


Hmm Glider's was a whole lot longer..we need to make this bigger.



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[Dangerous55]

...then I turn into a monkey and live in the Amazon...

[CodeName62]

where he meet a man

[_xX_Frosty_Xx_]

That stabbed the monkey to death and threw his corpse to rabid wolves! mawhahahahaaaaa

[Sojo]

but monkey was a Super-Saiyan!

[_xX_Frosty_Xx_]

.....but the monkey was dead.

[RavenTW]

Then someone killed a person...

[Ian D]

...with a piece of sausage...

[CodeName62]

and a frying pan

[LostHero]

little did he know that

[RavenTW]

I came along, carrying a...

[ABDUR101]

lopsided winky woo

[Ness]

with a sectionID of Oran

[Ranma]

with a gun on his side

[Ian D]

and a funky afro...

[CodeName62]

he found a Twin Brand

[King_Neo_X]

...and then stabbed the overlarged...

[Ness]

ugly, yellow Hildeblue

[Rylios]

Got his A$$ handed By

[Dangerous55]

...drunk Billy Joel...

[ragnar]

carrying a jigglypuff doll

[CodeName62]

that will detonate

[RavenTW]

and kill us all, YAY!

[Ian D]

but along came a...

[CodeName62]

secret service agent

[RavenTW]

Wearing pink instead of black

[CodeName62]

because he was color blind

[Ian D]

a flying moo-cow...

(slow posting)

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[Daikarin]

and then he looked at

[Daikarin]

pointed his Machine-gun at it

[CodeName62]

but the gun was empty

[Shadow_Blade]

He suddenly decided to convert to hinduism...



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[Guile]

and he was like...

[Shadow_Blade]

"I think i should convert to hinduism"...

[Daikarin]

so he went to India

[Ian D]

and ate a camel

[Shadow_Blade]

But it wasn't a camel, it was...

[Ness]

the biggest fish in Nigeria

[RavenTW]

And then, he grew gills

[Shadow_Blade]

And he swam to the moon...

[Ian D]

where he was greeted by...

[Shadow_Blade]

Flying monkeys from the wizard of oz...

[Daikarin]

who told him to

[Ian D]

get away from them...

[Dangerous55]

or I throw monkey fece at you...

[Rylios]

So i threw the SH!T at



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[Guile]

and then he did...

[Ian D]

...not understand what you posted...

[Rylios]

So i threw it again

[Sojo]

At some jive-ass mother...

[Shadow_Blade]

Who happened to be allergic to monkey crap...

[Ian D]

and exploded in a mess of...

[RavenTW]

Slag, Drone Actuators, and crap

[Shadow_Blade]

And all of that Slag, Drone Actuators, and crap drifted into space...

[Dangerous55]

...then 56k took over the world...

[Ian D]

...and broadband got it back with light speed swiftness http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[RavenTW]

Then they fought wars and...

[Ness]

used window 98 as viruses...

[Shadow_Blade]

And 36.6k modems were there sacrfices...

[Ness]

to rebuild Zanarkand and Kilika...

[Sojo]

ON A THRONE OF SKULLS!

[Dangerous55]

YOU ENDED THE SENTENCE!

[Shadow_Blade]

But i just started a new one...

Dangerous: =P

[Ian D]

...because your a moron...

[RavenTW]

AnD i MaKe No CeNtS.>.

[Shadow_Blade]

Because the childern of asia love rice...


...O_o

[Sojo]

and find the secret door

[Dabra]

that leads to a korean...

[Ian D]

...that leads to my bedroom...

[Dabra]

canadian esquimos and tangerine dildos.

[Ian D]

...whore house with lots of...

[Ian D]

that when turned rubbed...

[Dabra]

spits tangerine tropicana juice

[Ian D]

that always flies directly into...

[Dabra]

yoshi's super uber cockpit O_O

[Ian D]

that makes yoshi's face...

[Dabra]

in yoshi's ass. period.

[Ian D]

If Dabra ends another sentence...

[Dabra]

he will probably end this one.

[Ian D]

but Yoshi continues it with...

[Dabra]

his super writing skills.

[Ian D]

and rugged good looks...

[Dabra]

and gay mome abilities

[Ian D]

that make him better then...

[Dabra]

the so called dabra.

[Ian D]

who sucks big hairy donkey...

[Dabra]

that look like yoshi

[Ian D]

's cousin fat albert who...

[Dabra]

looks like yoshi himself.

[Ian D]

...in a world where all things are opposite and...

[Dabra]

opposite to the world that is opposite to the world.

[Dabra]

himself and his cousin

[Ian D]

and that confused the hell out of...

[Ian D]

and Elmo from sesame street...

[Dabra]

and cookie monster

[Dabra]

cookies and cream

[Ian D]

who overdosed on...

[Dabra]

indigestion of yoshi;s

[Ian D]

which lead to a horrible...

[Ian D]

which then resulted in...

[Dabra]

a puking of SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE COPIES!

[Ian D]

which started world peace and...

[Dabra]

ended in havoc

[Ian D]

and that my friends, is how...

[Dabra]

yoshi became heterosexual, after years of gay pride

[Ian D]

which occured in the early '70s..

[Dabra]

and yoshi re-became gay in the early 00's

[Ian D]

and is now living with Dabra in...

[Dabra]

outer space in Uranis

[Ian D]

where butt lovers unite to...

[Dabra]

anal probe be-headed space monkeys

[Ian D]

that river dance with mad...

[Dabra]

yoshi's who spawn from mars

[Ian D]

and mate with mooses that...

[Dabra]

dabra worships dearly.

[Ian D]

and loves to rub with...

[Dabra]

yoshi's sexy pimpled ass

[Ian D]

cuz dabra stole my clearasil...

[Dabra]

that looks like a bottle of hooker shampoo

[Ian D]

even though hookers dont use shampoo, they use...

[Dabra]

the resin that yoshi shits

[Ian D]

which smells like flowers http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[rbf2000]

and other pretty things...

[Dabra]

and rabbit poop

[Dabra]

that look like rbf

[Ian D]

and his hot bod...

[Dabra]

made of hooker shampoo

[rbf2000]

Sorry to inturrupt the now dabra and yoshi story, but I thought you might like to know what you are writing...

"There once was a cow with a huge brain who faked its death tragically which caused Mad Cow panic which annoyed a russian man because he was eating hamburgers which unknowingly contained mad-cow disease and then the guy choked because he ate it with his man beef. But instantly, a large dragon ate his man beef and he was left with the cure for cancer, Wow! But with the cure came with a penguin named Norbert that was an ex-KGB member with cheese in one hand and man-beef in the other. Suddenly he shouted out loud you shalt not have the man beef as my left foot shall obliterate the old Italian mob and devils shall reign supreme. And then he squeezed pamela anderson's titties and then she grabbed her tangerine dildo and played it like an ocarina to summon a pantyhose that eats chicken's whole and craps golden eggs that are worth as much as a nickel dumped in donkey poop. Wata went to the store to steel a shiny man-beef dipped in monkey rectum and pickle juice, so he tucked on fake leather gloves to steal a gun so he could shoot a lock of a locked door. Then a rappy jumped out and tried to peck him but Wata was too fast and killed the rappy mercilessly, and then licked the lollypop that he was holding then he started choking on it, while signaling for an airplane to land nearby. The airplane was loaded with Spice Girl's blowup dolls that are meant to detonate when touched by Abdur. But Abdur knew the plan so he hired Dangerous55 to eliminate the doll threat with his kickass guns and his master ranger skills. but he failed miserably. Then I turn into a monkey and lived in the Amazon where he meet a man That stabbed the monkey to death and threw his corpse to rabid wolves! But monkey was a Super-Saiyan! But the monkey was dead. Then someone killed a person with a piece of sausage and a frying pan. Little did he know that I came along, carrying a lopsided winky woo with a sectionID of Oran with a gun on his side and a funky afro - he found a Twin Brand. And then stabbed the overlarged ugly, yellow Hildeblue. Got his A$$ handed By drunk Billy Joel carrying a jigglypuff doll that will detonate and kill us all, YAY! But along came a secret service agent Wearing pink instead of black because he was color blind. And then he looked at a flying moo-cow, pointed his Machine-gun at it; but the gun was empty. He suddenly decided to convert to hinduism and he was like "I think i should convert to hinduism." So he went to India and ate a camel. But it wasn't a camel, it was the biggest fish in Nigeria. And then he grew gills And he swam to the moon where he was greeted by Flying monkeys from the wizard of oz who told him to get away from them or I throw monkey fece at you. So i threw the SH!T at it, and then he did, So i threw it again At some jive-ass mother Who happened to be allergic to monkey crap. And exploded in a mess of Slag, Drone Actuators, and crap. And all of that Slag, Drone Actuators, and crap drifted into space. Then 56k took over the world but broadband got it back with light speed swiftness. Then they fought wars and used window 98 as viruses. And 36.6k modems were there sacrfices to rebuild Zanarkand and Kilika ON A THRONE OF SKULLS!


Because the childern of asia love rice and find the secret door that leads to my bedroom that leads to a korean whore house with lots of canadian esquimos and tangerine dildos that when turned rubbed spits tangerine tropicana juice that always flies directly into yoshi's super uber cockpit that makes yoshi's face in yoshi's ass.

If Dabra ends another sentence he will probably end this one, but Yoshi continues it with his super writing skills and rugged good looksand gay mome abilities that make him better then the so called dabra who sucks big hairy donkey that look like yoshi's cousin fat albert who looks like yoshi himself in a world where all things are opposite and opposite to the world that is opposite to the world and that confused the hell out of himself and his cousin and Elmo from sesame street and cookie monster who overdosed on cookies and cream which lead to a horrible indigestion of yoshi's which then resulted in a puking of SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE COPIES which started world peace and ended in havoc and that my friends, is how yoshi became heterosexual, after years of gay pride which occured in the early '70s and yoshi re-became gay in the early 00's and is now living with Dabra in outer space in Uranis where butt lovers unite to anal probe be-headed space monkeys that river dance with mad yoshi's who spawn from mars and mate with mooses that dabra worships dearly and loves to rub with yoshi's sexy pimpled ass cuz dabra stole my clearasil that looks like a bottle of hooker shampoo even though hookers dont use shampoo, they use the resin that yoshi shits which smells like flowers and rabbit poop and other pretty things that look like rbf and his hot bod..."

Three storys in one thread...

[Dabra]

how did you post that so fast? i mean copy/paste it so fast? tell me rbf http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[rbf2000]

I type 935 words/min

[Dabra]

because i feel like it....

[Ian D]

Okay everyone, now Dabra and I will do some late night Poetic improv because no one else is posting! This is totally made up off the top of our heads, like those guys on Whose Line is it Anyways... except we're dead sexy!
http://www.typingtest.com - See your true word/minute rate.

Here we go:

There once was a boy named jack...

[Dabra]

who smoked a lot of crack...

[Ian D]

And with his enormous sack...

[Dabra]

he looked so wack

[Ian D]

Especially with his neon-purple back-pack.

[Dabra]

which made him look like Mack

[Ian D]

Who goes around screaming, "SHMACK!"

[Dabra]

because he likes so smack...

[Ian D]

And this rhyming is hard as crap...

[Dabra]

because i'm sitting on yoshi's lap

[Ian D]

While I'm taking a nap.

[Dabra]

on your lap.

[Ian D]

and eating waffles with syrup made outta maple sap... (booya!)

[Dabra]

with a wrap that looks like a map (2 in 1 sucka!)



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[Ian D]

Dabra is a strange chap.

[Dabra]

so is yoshi...Zap!

[Ian D]

Only when I overdose on prozac.

[Dabra]

do i get run over by a cadillac

[Ian D]

Yes, the driver is a lumberjack.

[Dabra]

and has also a pontiac

[Ian D]

and in his trunk is a gun rack...

[Dabra]

that smells like a six-pack

[Ian D]

which go well with a good snack

[Dabra]

t all tastes awful! yack!

[Ian D]

its not as awful as using a pso hack!

[Dabra]

which stinks as...*scratches head* fack!

[Ian D]

Rhyming is tough, so I think we're done, mac.

[RavenTW]

And until I came along, this whole page was filled with nothing but posts of YOSHI and Dabra

[Ian D]

Oh hush, what else is there to do at 1AM-3AM when your full of energy?

[Dabra]

Once upon a rice crispys...

[Ian D]

there was a village full of...

[Shadow_Blade]

yellow smurfs...

[SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko]

who stole Kay's green licorice

[Shadow_Blade]

but it was cheap imitational green licorice, so the smurfs got mad...

[X-thirteen]

and had a hot lunch

[CodeName62]

with some refreshing cold drinks

[Shadow_Blade]

but Goldielocks said they were both jussstttt right...