Get your fortune told here!

[Hrigg]

Ask me anything.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Where did you learn to tell people's fortunes?
Miss Cleo's school of scamming?
Or Sylvester(heh spelling?) Stallone's mother, the one who reads fortunes with a view of one's backside/rump/bum?

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Tact]

...why did you post this in the first place?

[Dek]

On 2005-05-01 15:36, tactician7777 wrote:
...why did you post this in the first place?


Because it's the FKL http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Daikarin]

Will everyone on FKL get a life, oh great psychic one?

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-01 15:29, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Where did you learn to tell people's fortunes?
Miss Cleo's school of scamming?
Or Sylvester(heh spelling?) Stallone's mother, the one who reads fortunes with a view of one's backside/rump/bum?

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



I learned to tell people's fortunes at my local school, in which I walked into an open door. I then could tell the future.

No not Miss Cleo's school of spamming.
Not Sylvester Stallone's mother either.



Tact wrote:
...why did you post this in the first place?

Good question. Because I wanted to use my abilties to others' andvantage.


Evin_Jin wrote:
Will everyone on FKL get a life, oh great psychic one?

Several people in FKL will get a life. Unfortunately, you are not one. You will remain here in FKL until no one else remains. You will be lonely and huddle in the corner in the feedle position crying for Frink.

[Sagasu]

What is the one word that perfectly describes the pure form of stupidity that your last post perfectly portrayed?




happy place.. happy place..

[Sef]

On 2005-05-01 15:53, Hrigg wrote:


Evin_Jin wrote:
Will everyone on FKL get a life, oh great psychic one?

Why'd you change his name to "Evin_Jin"?

[Tact]

On 2005-05-01 15:53, Hrigg wrote:
You will be lonely and huddle in the corner in the feedle position crying for Frink.



Why did you misspell that word?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2005-05-01 15:53, Hrigg wrote:


On 2005-05-01 15:29, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Where did you learn to tell people's fortunes?
Miss Cleo's school of scamming?
Or Sylvester(heh spelling?) Stallone's mother, the one who reads fortunes with a view of one's backside/rump/bum?

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



I learned to tell people's fortunes at my local school, in which I walked into an open door. I then could tell the future.

No not Miss Cleo's school of spamming.
Not Sylvester Stallone's mother either.


Thar she blows. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Who does FKL sometimes seem like an endless array of insults and putdowns, just because "you can"?

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: HAYABUSA-FMW- on 2005-05-01 16:15 ]</font>

[Daikarin]

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-01 15:56, Sagasu wrote:
What is the one word that perfectly describes the pure form of stupidity that your last post perfectly portrayed?




happy place.. happy place..




hrigg, that's the word. It means idiot in hriggish language.



Tact Said:Why did you misspell that word?

Too see if someone of your standard was paying attention.



Sef Said:Why'd you change his name to "Evin_Jin"?

Yet again, to see if you, of all people, had enough potential to see a simple mistake. You have reached your max potential now, just as I have forseen.

[Tact]

On 2005-05-01 16:03, Hrigg wrote:
hrigg, that's the word. It means idiot in hriggish language.



Itiotish? Why isn't the language name "Hriggic" meaning "idiotic"?

[Sef]

On 2005-05-01 16:04, tactician7777 wrote:
Itiotish? Why isn't the language name "Hriggic" meaning "idiotic"?


Itiotish, indeed.

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-01 15:59, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
[quote]
On 2005-05-01 15:53, Hrigg wrote:
[quote]
On 2005-05-01 15:29, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Where did you learn to tell people's fortunes?
Miss Cleo's school of scamming?
Or Sylvester(heh spelling?) Stallone's mother, the one who reads fortunes with a view of one's backside/rump/bum?

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



I learned to tell people's fortunes at my local school, in which I walked into an open door. I then could tell the future.

No not Miss Cleo's school of spamming.
Not Sylvester Stallone's mother either.



Thar she blows. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Who does FKL sometimes eem like an endless array of insults and putdowns, just because "you can"?



I know I can. I'm special. I can tell your fortune. You can't. Ask another question.

Even_Jin said:
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

That is not a question, but a rather good remark. You should not disapprove of my ways, I can change your life with the snap of a finger, and I think I might just do that...

[Daikarin]

You mean you know how we'll all be in life in about 20 years?

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-01 16:04, tactician7777 wrote:


On 2005-05-01 16:03, Hrigg wrote:
hrigg, that's the word. It means idiot in hriggish language.



Itiotish? Why isn't the language name "Hriggic" meaning "idiotic"?

Because I am the founder of my language. If you wish to change it, you can for the cost of one Hamdgun: Milla.



Sef Said:
Itiotish, indeed.
Fission Mailed.

[Sef]

Uh...

Hamdgun?

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-01 16:08, Even_Jin wrote:
You mean you know how we'll all be in life in about 20 years?

Exactly. I can see your future. Ask me something specific about it and I will answer.

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-01 16:10, Sef wrote:
Uh...

Hamdgun?


Good. That's what is going to kill you in 38 years. A Hamdgun. A rare gun that shoots bullets the size of slices of ham. Very deadly. Poor Sef.

[Sef]

On 2005-05-01 16:12, Hrigg wrote:


On 2005-05-01 16:10, Sef wrote:
Uh...

Hamdgun?


Good. That's what is going to kill you in 38 years. A Hamdgun. A rare gun that shoots bullets the size of slices of ham. Very deadly. Poor Sef.


But I like ham.

[Shadowpawn]

Will I ever stop drinking bottles of GOD or will I ever resume deathstamping?

[Rianna_Type1]

*bump*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Who? What? When? Why? Where?

[Shadowpawn]

On 2005-05-01 17:18, Rianna_Type1 wrote:
*bump*



*bump*s aren't allowed you bad girl you!



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Shadowpawn on 2005-05-01 17:23 ]</font>

[Rianna_Type1]

afk

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-01 16:58, Sef wrote:


On 2005-05-01 16:12, Hrigg wrote:


On 2005-05-01 16:10, Sef wrote:
Uh...

Hamdgun?


Good. That's what is going to kill you in 38 years. A Hamdgun. A rare gun that shoots bullets the size of slices of ham. Very deadly. Poor Sef.


But I like ham.



Yes you do. Good observation.



Shadowpawn said:
Will I ever stop drinking bottles of GOD or will I ever resume deathstamping?

No. You will never resume deathstamping and you are drinking a bottle of GOD now. You are so addicted to the GOD bottles that you forgot about deathstamping.



Rianna_Type1 Said:
*bump*

Brilliant. You could turn out to be the number one bumper in the world. *Hands j00 "Good for you award"



HAYABUSA-FMW- Said:
Who? What? When? Why? Where?
Whoa, slow down there.

Who: You
What: Gets hit by an ice cream truck
When: Next Friday
Why: You heard the call, and you ran after it
Where: In the street.


Ask me more!

[Wyndham]

boing?

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-01 19:03, Oran1324 wrote:
boing?


No. Not boing. It is *boing* if you are ever going to type it again. You should ask me about if you are going to live.

[PrinceBrightstar]

Try again later

[Wyndham]

well, will I live? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-01 20:27, Oran1324 wrote:
well, will I live? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



No. You die eventually.

[ViewtifulJoe]

Why didn't I gib hrigg milla?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

"Why I laugh?" - Homer

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Why do we share?

What's the meaning of knife?

What is spam really made out of?

Where where you on the night of August 30th, 1992?!

[Wyndham]

spam is made out of third-world kids.
it's true.

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-01 20:27, Oran1324 wrote:
well, will I live? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



No. Everyone dies. Except hrigg. You should know that.



ViewtifulJoe said:
Why didn't I gib hrigg milla?

Because you don't have one.



HAYABUSA-FMW- said:
"Why I laugh?" - Homer

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Why do we share?

What's the meaning of knife?

What is spam really made out of?

Where where you on the night of August 30th, 1992?!

1. You are Homer. Homer laugh.
2. You. You know it, too.
3. The Toothfairy.
4. 42
5. hrigg's left arm
6. heh... I was... uh... yeah! I was sleeping!

[Daikarin]

Will I have enough sons to make my own soccer team?

[space_butler]

will there ever be too much cake?

[Sef]

Will I ever touch someone's heart?

And if so, will it be with a chainsaw?

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-02 04:57, Even_Jin wrote:
Will I have enough sons to make my own soccer team?

Sadly, yes. You will have over 100 kids, and your favorite kid will be named Winchester.


space_butler said:
will there ever be too much cake?

No, you're the one who keeps the cake level down, remember?


Sef said:
Will I ever touch someone's heart?

And if so, will it be with a chainsaw?

Yes, you will touch your heart, and yes it will be with a chainsaw.

[Logical2u]

Who will win the FKL elections?

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-02 12:58, Logical2u wrote:
Who will win the FKL elections?



I am not allowed to say that. If I did they will kill the person who would win, and that would possibly destroy the universe.

[Tact]

Oh, come on. It not like we don't have Moon Atomizers and stuff here to save them.

[Logical2u]

On 2005-05-02 13:02, Hrigg wrote:


On 2005-05-02 12:58, Logical2u wrote:
Who will win the FKL elections?



I am not allowed to say that. If I did they will kill the person who would win, and that would possibly destroy the universe.



Not if you subscribe to the 'infinite universes' theory. *Sends mailing list to Hrigg.

Whenever you make a choice, another universe is created. Each one explores a different possible resolution of that choice.

Theoretically, in our universe, it's far more likely that Shurikane will send threatening letters, and the person will be scared from PSOWorld forever.

[Daikarin]

Who will be the mother of my 100 children?

[Tact]

On 2005-05-02 14:45, Even_Jin wrote:
Who will be the mother of my 100 children?



Hrigg.

[Daikarin]

Quit making up stuff, tact.

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-02 14:45, Even_Jin wrote:
Who will be the mother of my 100 children?



Actually, Tact will be.

[-Z]

On 2005-05-02 14:45, Even_Jin wrote:
Who will be the mother of my 100 children?



Assuming I have a child, will it be the antichrist? If not (bummer) who is?

[Tact]

...Actually, Hrigg will be.

[Daikarin]

On 2005-05-02 15:05, Hrigg wrote:


On 2005-05-02 14:45, Even_Jin wrote:
Who will be the mother of my 100 children?



Actually, Tact will be.



Tact, that title wasn't just for show.

*kills self*

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-02 15:09, -Z wrote:


On 2005-05-02 14:45, Even_Jin wrote:
Who will be the mother of my 100 children?



Assuming I have a child, will it be the antichrist? If not (bummer) who is?

Yes, it will be the antichrist.



Even_Jin said:

Tact, that title wasn't just for show.

*kills self*


Good observation, young one. You have learned well. Oh, and thanks for killing yourself. You saved me a bullet.

[Daikarin]

If I kill myself, all your predictions will be wrong.

[Tact]

Now how the hell am I supposed to have 100 children?

[Daikarin]

How the hell are you supposed to be a woman, in the first place.

[-Z]

On 2005-05-02 16:56, Hrigg wrote:
Yes, it will be the antichrist.

*sniff* I'm so happy...

[Tact]

On 2005-05-02 17:00, Even_Jin wrote:
How the hell are you supposed to be a woman, in the first place.



Look at the title. And the mood. And...I don't know what else.

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-02 16:59, tactician7777 wrote:
Now how the hell am I supposed to have 100 children?


Very carefully.



Even_Jin said:
How the hell are you supposed to be a woman, in the first place?

That's not a question. Where's the question mark?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

What's a better pet?
A monkey or a hamster?

Note that both can be trained to be ninjas. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-02 19:41, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
What's a better pet?
A monkey or a hamster?

Note that both can be trained to be ninjas. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Depends on what kind of ninja you prefer. If you want a speedy, stealthy ninja, you should take the monkey. If you want a powerful ninja, the hamster will pzpwnzerzzez the competition.

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-02 16:57, Even_Jin wrote:
If I kill myself, all your predictions will be wrong.



Never did figure out the real reason he's doing all this, did you?

[Daikarin]

Damned conspiracy!

[Shadowpawn]

Will Sonic be in the next SSBM?

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-03 11:22, Shadowpawn wrote:
Will Sonic be in the next SSBM?



actually, odds are better that hed be in the next SSB, because melee is only a sequel, not the series.
*is shot with a l33t arrow*

[Shadowpawn]

On 2005-05-03 15:13, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2005-05-03 11:22, Shadowpawn wrote:
Will Sonic be in the next SSBM?



actually, odds are better that hed be in the next SSB, because melee is only a sequel, not the series.
*is shot with a l33t arrow*



*puts 133t bow away.*

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-03 15:46, Shadowpawn wrote:


On 2005-05-03 15:13, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2005-05-03 11:22, Shadowpawn wrote:
Will Sonic be in the next SSBM?



actually, odds are better that hed be in the next SSB, because melee is only a sequel, not the series.
*is shot with a l33t arrow*



*puts 133t bow away.*

Hey! Stop stealing my 133t bows!

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-03 17:26, Hrigg wrote:


On 2005-05-03 15:46, Shadowpawn wrote:


On 2005-05-03 15:13, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2005-05-03 11:22, Shadowpawn wrote:
Will Sonic be in the next SSBM?



actually, odds are better that hed be in the next SSB, because melee is only a sequel, not the series.
*is shot with a l33t arrow*



*puts 133t bow away.*

Hey! Stop stealing my 133t bows!



yes, that would definitely-
*is shot with a l33t bullet*

[Hrigg]

Dammit Oran! Stop shooting people! Especially yourself! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-03 17:47, Hrigg wrote:
Dammit Oran! Stop shooting people! Especially yourself! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



oh, fine. can i still use my gigantic sword of evil though?

[RavenTW]

What is the Question to the Ultimate Answer of 42?

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-03 20:04, RavenTW wrote:
What is the Question to the Ultimate Answer of 42?



what is the meaning of life.
sorry Hrigg, couldn't help but answer.

[RavenTW]

Incorrect, back of the line!

Hrigg, you get a chance now.

[Wyndham]

if you know, why bother asking? HMMM?

[space_butler]

On 2005-05-03 20:04, RavenTW wrote:
What is the Question to the Ultimate Answer of 42?



depends who you ask. the mice will tell you its 'how many roads must a man walk down', but randomly picking scrabble blocks out will tell you its 'what is six times seven'

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-03 19:44, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2005-05-03 17:47, Hrigg wrote:
Dammit Oran! Stop shooting people! Especially yourself! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



oh, fine. can i still use my gigantic sword of evil though?

No. Put the Dark Flow away. You can use it, IF you give me 28,807 Tollaws to kill.



Oran1324 said:
what is the meaning of life.
sorry Hrigg, couldn't help but answer

Good job! Answer my questions, eh? Heh, Hey Oran, have a cookie...

poisons cookie



space_butler said:
depends who you ask. the mice will tell you its 'how many roads must a man walk down', but randomly picking scrabble blocks out will tell you its 'what is six times seven'

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

If you want to answer some questions, you're going to have to register at my school of answering questions for a fee of 5,000 Whitill Tollaws.

[space_butler]

*gives hrigg Handgun: Milla*

good enough as an entry fee?

[Hrigg]

0_0 My goal of world domination is complete! I can now kill all.

*pwns all with Guld Milla*

[Daikarin]

On 2005-05-04 13:23, Hrigg wrote:
0_0 My goal of world domination is complete! I can now kill all.

*pwns all with Guld Milla*



You may pwn everyone, but all your predictions will go wrong!

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-04 13:44, Even_Jin wrote:


On 2005-05-04 13:23, Hrigg wrote:
0_0 My goal of world domination is complete! I can now kill all.

*pwns all with Guld Milla*



You may pwn everyone, but all your predictions will go wrong!

*predicts that I will kill you*

*Kills j00!*

[RavenTW]

On 2005-05-03 20:35, Oran1324 wrote:
if you know, why bother asking? HMMM?



Because nobody knows the Question to the Ultimate Answer!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

If women are like McGriddles, and they have everything you need, then the girl eats the McGriddle, what do you do now?

What is the McRib made out of?

What is the reason for the increase in college costs on an annual basis?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-04 17:30, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
If women are like McGriddles, and they have everything you need, then the girl eats the McGriddle, what do you do now?

What is the McRib made out of?

What is the reason for the increase in college costs on an annual basis?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?



1. Eat a girl.

2. Your mom.

3. To pay for your mom's salary

4. Under your bed.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

My mom works for the colleges? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?

What happened to Mr.T?

Why is Robin Williams that hairy?

[Wyndham]

why is Mr T so l33t?

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-05 01:04, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
My mom works for the colleges? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?

What happened to Mr.T?

Why is Robin Williams that hairy?



1. None. I killed the wood chuck before you said that.

2. He is sleeping in my basement as we speak.

3. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif cuz he is teh 1337 ha><0r!



Oran1324 said:
why is Mr T so l33t?

Cuz he is teh number 1 1337 ha><0r teh world has eva seen!

[RavenTW]

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why should we practice?

[Hrigg]

On 2005-05-06 18:29, RavenTW wrote:
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why should we practice?


Because it occupies time. =

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Is the fighting style Shaq Fu practiced religiously in some far off corner of the world by concealed monks who will take over the universe in a few more years?

When is a glass only half empty?
Only half full?

Why do people complain about the gas prices, then drive their 7 mile-per gallon vehicles nonstop?

If opinions are subjective and don't mean anything, why do we have them?

Is 11 > 4?

[space_butler]

where did my sanity go?

[RavenTW]

Did space butler HAVE any sanity to begin with?