BogusKun
Jul 18, 2005, 04:40 AM
Why?
Jesus Christ... MySpace is so retarded I swear to God.
Supposely it's a blog/journal website gone mad. What is it? Ok... basically, you're given a homepage for yourself directly after you input e-mail, name, etc.
You post blogs like on live journal, and people interested in your blog may post depending on the limit of the type of posters... what it has that other blogger sites may not have is a comment section, mail section, pictures, favorites, and ratings.
Picture rant - 10 pictures... good enough. Why in God's name are people sticking all these mother fuckin pictures on their profile. I know what you fuckin look like dammit, stop showing all these pictures of you and your stupid friends gettin drunk and partying and shit. All I see on some of these profiles are stupid modeling pics (probably not even theirs) and pictures of women degrading themselves... what the fuck man? Now everyone knows you're a cheap slut and they'll find you, pretend to be your friend... get you drunk, and fuckin slam you so hard til you pass out. Next thing you know you're fucking pregnant because you GOT DRUNK! So why? Why in the fuck are you doing this? I don't wanna see 3000 pictures of you being bored? What the hell.
Now if you're showing you with friends oh well... as long as they're not stupid pictures. A waste of space retard.
MODELS/ACTORS/SINGERS- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. PLEASE STOP IT... After seeing some odd accounts with models and shit. I got tired of it. Fanboys and shit making accounts all the fucking time. And all the idiots who fall for it... Shut the fuck up and delete them off the account! THEY ARE SO STUPID!
HTML - Look, I'm fine with the customization of the sites and all... but you're utterly "TARDED". Stop putting in wack ass videos and songs on your page...
Ciara
Pretty Ricky
They're not even good singers and shit they fucking suck ass... dammit... Go ahead and shoot yourself in the head with a nail gun because you already suck and wreak of idiocy.
Spam Accounts - Why in the hell are there automated people now? They're pretending to be from this area you live in... and I'm all like.. I don't live in Turtle Creek anymore... leave me alone you fucking retarded horny bitch! STOP E-MAILING ME!
Underaged Girls- YOU MUST WANNA BE RAPED BECAUSE YOU'RE FAKING YOUR AGES AND MAKING ACCOUNTS AT AGES 19+ And you got these old ass men telling you how they wanna fuck you and you still keep teasing them. Go on... get raped... THATS MY NEW SLOGAN. Shit, you're not supposed to have MySpace in the first place. Get a fucking job.
Females on MS - What the fuck? All these whores complaining about 24305983450983405 e-mails that they get on MySpace... well if you put a little more on than just a fucking thong and cowboy hat... you might not get many requests and mail. Look ugly in a picture... dress in a potato sack. YOU'RE A RETARD! You shouldn't even discuss the shit. Stop looking like a goddamn whore and maybe you'll reduce the size of your mail.
Males on MS- There's a bunch of dogs who say I love you and they have like more chicks on their account than males... Cuz they want booty. IF YOU DONT GET ANY ATTENTION FROM ANY FEMALE YOU DONT KNOW JUST DELETE THEIR ASSES. Easy as cake. Stop complaining about how no one loves you and fucking do it. Shit. Friend Counts is NOT a fucking race to see who has how many friends. You'll always be 498753498057 less than the creator. Nimrods
Dating through MS- It's ok to meet someone you knew or know from internet. Yeah blog it or keep it to yourself. We read it. It's alright. It's the year 2005. DON'T GO AROUND BRAGGING ABOUT THE FUCKING SHIT. You know a male talks to get ass, and females tease until they get raped and shit... big deal.
But always remember... MySpace is meant for 2 major things JOURNAL and FINDING/MEETING FRIENDS... not finding someone who's gonna give you AIDS and shit.
Just because you can meet them doesn't mean you have to fucking bang them in the ass and shit. Damn
And my newest hatred... OVERPASSING "Barubary/Myria/Jeff"
is
TILA NGUYEN... aka Tequila or whoever the fuck she think she is...
What the fuck man shes such a fucking slutbag i swear look...
Man that bitch fuckin sucks so much fuckin dick. Fuck that ho. She needs to be slapped with her trick ass.
I was reading all this shit people post on her page it's so fuckin funny.
She makes a blog, and like 10 million people posts on the motha fucka... she she doesn't even reply. Everyone says hi and expects some sort of answer from her, but they S.O.L. (shit outta luck) cuz no one gets a reply "whooomp whooomp" motha fuckas. I'm not gonna stress the shit too much because I know celebs... but everyone of us know all that plastic cali girls are just as retarded as the no-brainers on her friend's list.
I never wanted her on my list... Never wanted to be on her list... never want to talk to her... nadda.... zip... zeeeeeeeeeeero.... shit. NEVER!
If I could get her e-mail and password and change all that shit on her page I will... but then again I'm too nice. I don't have too much time to rant on her ass or anyone else's... that's it for now. Fuck her... Fuck MySpace... Fuck Blogging. I'm ranting on here again because I feel at home and I'm sure you all are on my side and against this so-called commercialism of sex a.k.a. MySpace... it's ok to be on there but I'm saying it's idiotic... and with all those chain letters... way too retarded.
Ok I love you all! I wish you all a hell of a mother fucking day!
~C A P C O M~
P.S. oooh god... I left out the fucking Garage Bands and shit... The music completely SUCKS! Jesus fucking Christ... WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND would post weak ass shit on their page... only 1 good rapper on that whole entire site... but the rock music's gotta suck hard ass... it should be that way...
but...
...I guess everybody wants to be a fucking millionaire nowadays.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BogusKun on 2005-07-18 02:43 ]</font>
Jesus Christ... MySpace is so retarded I swear to God.
Supposely it's a blog/journal website gone mad. What is it? Ok... basically, you're given a homepage for yourself directly after you input e-mail, name, etc.
You post blogs like on live journal, and people interested in your blog may post depending on the limit of the type of posters... what it has that other blogger sites may not have is a comment section, mail section, pictures, favorites, and ratings.
Picture rant - 10 pictures... good enough. Why in God's name are people sticking all these mother fuckin pictures on their profile. I know what you fuckin look like dammit, stop showing all these pictures of you and your stupid friends gettin drunk and partying and shit. All I see on some of these profiles are stupid modeling pics (probably not even theirs) and pictures of women degrading themselves... what the fuck man? Now everyone knows you're a cheap slut and they'll find you, pretend to be your friend... get you drunk, and fuckin slam you so hard til you pass out. Next thing you know you're fucking pregnant because you GOT DRUNK! So why? Why in the fuck are you doing this? I don't wanna see 3000 pictures of you being bored? What the hell.
Now if you're showing you with friends oh well... as long as they're not stupid pictures. A waste of space retard.
MODELS/ACTORS/SINGERS- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. PLEASE STOP IT... After seeing some odd accounts with models and shit. I got tired of it. Fanboys and shit making accounts all the fucking time. And all the idiots who fall for it... Shut the fuck up and delete them off the account! THEY ARE SO STUPID!
HTML - Look, I'm fine with the customization of the sites and all... but you're utterly "TARDED". Stop putting in wack ass videos and songs on your page...
Ciara
Pretty Ricky
They're not even good singers and shit they fucking suck ass... dammit... Go ahead and shoot yourself in the head with a nail gun because you already suck and wreak of idiocy.
Spam Accounts - Why in the hell are there automated people now? They're pretending to be from this area you live in... and I'm all like.. I don't live in Turtle Creek anymore... leave me alone you fucking retarded horny bitch! STOP E-MAILING ME!
Underaged Girls- YOU MUST WANNA BE RAPED BECAUSE YOU'RE FAKING YOUR AGES AND MAKING ACCOUNTS AT AGES 19+ And you got these old ass men telling you how they wanna fuck you and you still keep teasing them. Go on... get raped... THATS MY NEW SLOGAN. Shit, you're not supposed to have MySpace in the first place. Get a fucking job.
Females on MS - What the fuck? All these whores complaining about 24305983450983405 e-mails that they get on MySpace... well if you put a little more on than just a fucking thong and cowboy hat... you might not get many requests and mail. Look ugly in a picture... dress in a potato sack. YOU'RE A RETARD! You shouldn't even discuss the shit. Stop looking like a goddamn whore and maybe you'll reduce the size of your mail.
Males on MS- There's a bunch of dogs who say I love you and they have like more chicks on their account than males... Cuz they want booty. IF YOU DONT GET ANY ATTENTION FROM ANY FEMALE YOU DONT KNOW JUST DELETE THEIR ASSES. Easy as cake. Stop complaining about how no one loves you and fucking do it. Shit. Friend Counts is NOT a fucking race to see who has how many friends. You'll always be 498753498057 less than the creator. Nimrods
Dating through MS- It's ok to meet someone you knew or know from internet. Yeah blog it or keep it to yourself. We read it. It's alright. It's the year 2005. DON'T GO AROUND BRAGGING ABOUT THE FUCKING SHIT. You know a male talks to get ass, and females tease until they get raped and shit... big deal.
But always remember... MySpace is meant for 2 major things JOURNAL and FINDING/MEETING FRIENDS... not finding someone who's gonna give you AIDS and shit.
Just because you can meet them doesn't mean you have to fucking bang them in the ass and shit. Damn
And my newest hatred... OVERPASSING "Barubary/Myria/Jeff"
is
TILA NGUYEN... aka Tequila or whoever the fuck she think she is...
What the fuck man shes such a fucking slutbag i swear look...
Man that bitch fuckin sucks so much fuckin dick. Fuck that ho. She needs to be slapped with her trick ass.
I was reading all this shit people post on her page it's so fuckin funny.
She makes a blog, and like 10 million people posts on the motha fucka... she she doesn't even reply. Everyone says hi and expects some sort of answer from her, but they S.O.L. (shit outta luck) cuz no one gets a reply "whooomp whooomp" motha fuckas. I'm not gonna stress the shit too much because I know celebs... but everyone of us know all that plastic cali girls are just as retarded as the no-brainers on her friend's list.
I never wanted her on my list... Never wanted to be on her list... never want to talk to her... nadda.... zip... zeeeeeeeeeeero.... shit. NEVER!
If I could get her e-mail and password and change all that shit on her page I will... but then again I'm too nice. I don't have too much time to rant on her ass or anyone else's... that's it for now. Fuck her... Fuck MySpace... Fuck Blogging. I'm ranting on here again because I feel at home and I'm sure you all are on my side and against this so-called commercialism of sex a.k.a. MySpace... it's ok to be on there but I'm saying it's idiotic... and with all those chain letters... way too retarded.
Ok I love you all! I wish you all a hell of a mother fucking day!
~C A P C O M~
P.S. oooh god... I left out the fucking Garage Bands and shit... The music completely SUCKS! Jesus fucking Christ... WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND would post weak ass shit on their page... only 1 good rapper on that whole entire site... but the rock music's gotta suck hard ass... it should be that way...
but...
...I guess everybody wants to be a fucking millionaire nowadays.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BogusKun on 2005-07-18 02:43 ]</font>