The Truth About Men and Women!!

[Scejntjynahl]

Women......

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.........

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.........

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[navci]

*stomps the shit out of Sen*

[Maridia]

*joins in the stomping of Sen with navi*

[Scejntjynahl]

=/

so much for complementing the female species

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[Skorpius]

Are you saying women eventually rot and fall down?

And are you saying men are sweet, then women stomp on them and they turn to alcohol?

[Sacred_One]

I like that

[navci]

On 2005-08-22 16:13, Skorpius wrote:
Are you saying women eventually rot and fall down?

And are you saying men are sweet, then women stomp on them and they turn to alcohol?



If you eat a grape seed. A tree will grow out from your hat!

[Eihwaz]

On 2005-08-22 16:13, Skorpius wrote:
Are you saying women eventually rot and fall down?

And are you saying men are sweet, then women stomp on them and they turn to alcohol?


*hands the internet to Skorp*

[Skorpius]

On 2005-08-22 16:15, navinator wrote:
If you eat a grape seed.
:x O RLY?

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[Sacred_One]

Now I'm confused

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2005-08-22 16:19, Sacred_One wrote:
Now I'm confused



Well you are in Fresh Kills Land, where confusion is the norm.

At first I was praising women in general and debasing men in general. Then others took apart what I firs had posted and twisted into comical diverse points of view.

But what the hell do I know? Im wine by now and drunk in myself tasting like navi's and maridia's feet http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif

[Sacred_One]

Oh Okay I understand abit. It's quite funny actually the way everyone posted

[Skorpius]

On 2005-08-22 16:24, Sacred_One wrote:
It's quite funny actually the way everyone posted
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[Solstis]

On 2005-08-22 16:23, Scejntjynahl wrote:


On 2005-08-22 16:19, Sacred_One wrote:
Now I'm confused



Im wine by now and drunk in myself tasting like navi's and maridia's feet http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif



What Sen really meant to say:

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[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Somebody told me this stupid quote over a year ago and I threw back that one(I think RuneLateralus posted) about love finding and getting you, when you didn't even want it in the first place, *goes and looks* ah here:


("Have you ever been in love?
Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable.
It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up these defenses, you build this whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it.

They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own any more.
Love takes hostages.
It gets inside you.
It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darknes, so working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."

-Neil Gaiman")

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[NotoriousZ]

*grabs dagger* *stabs self in heart*

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2005-08-23 23:29, NotoriousZ wrote:
*grabs dagger* *stabs self in heart*



One too many apple pies? :s

[Daikarin]

*Gives Scen a "Get well soon" card*