Favourite Quotes

[Sojo]

I've come across some great quotes from a couple of old T.V shows i really liked and thought I'd post them here.

Those shows were the political sattires "Yes, Minister" and "Yes, Prime Minister".

Fell free to add any quotes from anything at all that you particularly liked.



Sir Humphrey's Longest Sentence:

"Well, it's clear that the committee has agreed that your new policy is a really excellent plan but in view of some of the doubts being expressed, may I propose that I recall that after careful consideration, the considered view of the committee was that while they considered that the proposal met with broad approval in prinicple, that some of the principles were sufficiantly fundamental in prinicple and some of the considerations so complex and finely balancd in practice, that, in principle, it was proposed that the sensible and prudent practice would be to submit the proposal for more detailed consideration, laying stress on the essential continuity of the new proposal with existing principles, and the principle of the principle arguments which the proposal proposes and propounds for their approval, in principle.


Bernard Wooley's Longest sentence:

Apparently, the fact that you needed to know was not known at the time that the now known need to know was known, therefore those that needed to advise and in form the home secretary perhaps felt the information he needed as to whether to inform the highest authority of the known information was not yet known and therefore there was no authority for the authority to be informed because the need to known was not, at that time, known or needed."


Bernard: "You only need to known things on a need to know basis."

Sir humphrey: "I need to know everything. How else can I judge whether or not I need to know it?"

Bernard: "So you need to know things, even when you don't need to know them. You need to know them not because you need to know them, but because you need to know whether or not you need to know. And if you don't need to know you still need to know so that you know that there was no need to know..."

Humphrey: "Yes!"



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[Shadow_Blade]

Seize from every moment its uniqueness. - Fortune cookie ^_^

[SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko]

"FDA, what's [i]that[/t]?"

[Spy]

*Tosses Snappuru some catnip*

It's not yarn, but hey.

Anyhow, this quote is a conversation between two girls in the great movie Donnie Darko:

Girl 1:"School's closed today. The bathrooms were all flooded and feces was everywhere."
Girl 2:"What's feces?"
Girl 1:"Baby mice."
Girl 2(cute tone):"Awe."

[Nidarrock]

"Vengence begets nothing but a vicous cycle of further vengence"

[BlackRose]

"You love Chinese Food" - Fortune cookie (recieved at a Vietnamese restaurant)

"I can't stand this wallpaper. Either it goes or I do." - Dying words, Oscar Wilde

"Remember that while people may care the world for you, they are helpless to truly save you from yourself."

[ABDUR101]

"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose." - ??? >_>

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." - Mohandas K. Gandhi

"Hiding from the world is never an option, being assimilated into the world is the easiest choice, but being an individual means fighting for every second of your existance." ... o_0 >_>

[Dangerous55]

In a PSO lobby.


Dude: PSO SUCKS! THIS GAME SUCKS!
Me: Then why do you have it?
Dude: SHUT UP! ILL PK YOU!
Me: Lol

Then 15 mins later

Same dude: Anyone wanna do a forest run?
Me: Oh I do!
Same dude: *logs off*


It truely was my finest hour.

[Kent]

"Huh? Finger?! What the hell?!" - Final Fantasy VII

"Damn, we're in a tight spot!" - O brother, where art thou?

[Moo2u]

"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." -Thomas Szasz

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." -Groucho Marx

"In the case of many poets, the most important thing for them to do is to write as little as possible," -T. S. Eliot

"Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronys. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain." -Pierre Trudeau

[pixelate]

"I'll tell myself that a sandwich is masculine because if left alone for a week or two, it will eventually grow a beard."

- David Sedaris - Me Talk Pretty One Day

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[LostHero]

"Gawd damn Mongrowrians! tearing down my chitty wall!"

[ABDUR101]

On 2002-09-01 23:58, LostHero wrote:
"Gawd damn Mongrowrians! tearing down my chitty wall!"


Bish! I was trying to remember what the hell that character's name was! X_X

[Ness]

This isn't from a TV show but..

"Live as if you to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever"

[RavenTW]

"How joyous to meet you! How terrible to part. Greeting is the beginning of farewell." -Earth and Beyond

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" "Man, nobody understands the words that are comin' out of yo mouth, man!" -Rush Hour 2

[Sojo]

"He owns more Mills than you have, brain cells..."

"Oh? How many Mills has he got?"

"Seven."

[Darrin]

Death Awaits Around The Corner (Fortune Cookie)

[Guile]

Ned Flanders-"And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends....went straight to hell for practicing witch craft!!!!!!"

Rod- "Yeaaaah!"

"Hesh wants some sex!!"
-Hesh

"The methods that the Chinese used to intimidate the population were so abhorent that they were almost beyond the capacity of my imagination. It was no until I read the report published in 1959 by the International Commission of Jurists that I fully accepted what I had heard: crucifixion, vivisection, disembowelling and dismemberment of victims was commonplace. So too were beheading, burning, beating to death and burying alive, not to mention dragging people behind galloping horses until they died or hanging them upside down of throwing them bound hand and foot into icy water. And in order to prevent them shouting out,'Long live the Dalai Lama', on the way to execution, they tore out their tongues with meat hooks."

Freedom in Exile
The Autobiography of the Dalai Lama of Tibet.

[Nidarrock]

"I am your father!"

sorry couldn't help myself.

[Dabra]

I am my kid's mom
--Dr. Laura Schlessinger

[Deathscythealpha]

"Ive seen things you people would'nt believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost, in time, like tears in the rain.
Time to die". Roy Batty, Blade Runner

Rutger Hauer made that qoute up himself on the last day of shooting, and i think it was very appropriate for the scene.

[Psylocke]

"I've never liked you and I always will"
Samuel Goldwyn

"Only time enough to die"
Akatora in "Gen-X Cops"

"People are dying nowadays that never died before"
don't remember who said that originally. I have it in a book somewhere, just don't know where it is.

When asked, "How would you propose to a girl?" Kyo, vocalist of Dir en grey, responded :
"Let's eat scorpions together!"

"Don't just do something! Stand there!"
White Rabbit in "Alice in Wonderland"

"Freedom for dustbunnies!"
something I saw on t.v. a while back that had me both giggling and horribly confused.

and finally (for mow)

"Most men think they're God...this one just happens to be right."
the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) in "Bedazzled"

[Mazarin]

TV Show: "It's time we put this one-trick pony(Homer) out to stud."
Homer: "WOOHOO! First stop, Maude Flanders!"

"If it hurts, it means you're still alive." Bayman from Dead or Alive

"OW! My eye! The doctor said I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!" Lenny

"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance."
United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

[KodiaX987]

"I have made a remarkable discovery. Sweden is fucking cold in the winter." -ERJO

"If you look sideways to the fresent and not forward to the future, you'll bump into something." -TechShane

"What's a Jigglypuff? Sounds like the subject of a cruel joke." -???

"I stopped being legit, because I was caught cheating." -Anonymous

"Oh my fucking God, her legs are longer than her whole fucking body." -Jello44, traumatised at the fact that I defaced Rei again. XD

"OMG WTF BBQ" -Kodomo

"Listen to you guys, you are fighting over cartoon porn!" -Celestial

"Actually Neo, it's because you are not wearing sunglasses like everyone else in this flick. To find out the meaning of life, you must first buy a bitchin' pair of shades!" -Morpheus in a parody of the Matrix

"Insas are kawaii now?! *shudders* *twitches*" -Opalexian

"She wants to have wild sex with you." -Rotis, presenting her friend to me.

"My day was like the rubber glove part of a physical exam!!!" -Drew Carey

"I liked your fic about... Ah hell, I forgot." -Blastrax
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RO quotes. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Me: Hey, are you the same {John} from Ragnaroksource.com?
Him: No, I'm 12 years old.

Dude: I HAVE A LAPIER!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Good for you.
Dude: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: hi
Guy: i thai
Guy: i give me 100z plz
Me: *bans him*
Buddy: LOL
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PSO quotes. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Him: All your base are belong to us!
Me: Oh dear God...

Me: Remember to heal like maniacs.
Him: Runs into a stack of spinners and dies slowly.
Me: What did I say, chump?

Glider: All those Luck mats are mine.
Me: *picks up mat and uses it*
Glider: Motherfucker...
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School quote. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Me: (sitting at the lunch table) Damn, my day sucks...
Andrew: Hey don't worry man. It's lunch time, just relax and steal fries off Allen Finn's plate.
Me: Okay! *takes fries off Allen's plate and eats them*
Allen: ............Assholes.

[Davion]

"Help me, Help me now!" Fortune cookie


"No soup for you!" Soup Nazi

"Your abilities are unparalleled." Fortune cookie

And I don't know where I got this. I’m Male, and always have been. This is completely true. Figure it out.

“I am the Daughter of my Grandfather’s son.”

[Robert_Garcia]

"They say humans are social animals, they cant live alone...but you could live pretty well all by yourself"
- Cowboy Bebop

"If you don't give me an order, I'll cry! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
- Steel Angel Kurumi

"...Then Cars started crashing, the school's flags were desintegrating, and there was panic and destruction everywhere...but amongst all the chaos, I just stood there and laughed... "
- Myself

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[Sojo]

Daughter of Grandfather's son?

If you're a daughter of anything you are a girl...

[Ziggy-san]

On 2002-09-02 06:22, Ness wrote:
This isn't from a TV show but..

"Live as if you to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever"




Keke, you got that from the Otep lyric list thingy, didn't you? :P

[RavenTW]

More quotes! Good ones too! I think...

"UP!"
"DOWN!"
"LEFT!"
"RIGHT!"
"Let me drive."-Lost in Space

"How would you know that?"
"Because I'm a genius."-Armageddon

"I'm sorry, you'll need clearnace sir."
"Ok, you wanna see my clearance?" *unfolds parachute to show unconcious alien*
"Perhaps I should just leave this guy with you."-ID4

"And WHAT THE ****'S THAT SMELL???"-ID4

[Nidarrock]

"Mirror, signal, manuver." Life Less Ordinary

"No, no don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad." Blazing Saddles

Some South Park lines:

"I said, I ain't givin you no tree fiddy you god damned Lock Ness monster!!" Chef's dad

"We grow bigger every day"

"Hello Eric, how's my little piggy?"

[geewj]

YAY simpsons quotes....

Doctor- This operation could vastley increase your thinking power, or it could posibly kill you.

Homer- Hmmmm, increase my killing power....lets do it!

___

Homer- Its ok lisa, dady has feelings too, like, "My stomach hurts!!!" or "I'm going crazy!!"

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Mrs, Hover- Ralph, remeber the time you said you saw snaglepuss outside?

Ralph- ....he was going to the bathroom.

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*dam, i cant remeber this ladys name*

Lady- I'm sorry Mr. Coleman its not working out, you're fired.

Gary- What chu talkin bout *ladys name*

Lady- Oh how cute, your re-hired. *exits*

Gary- Sucker, i knew exactly what she was talking about.

[BWS-1]

"0.k evrybody be cool, YOU, be cool." Seth - Dusk till Dawn

[Sojo]

One of the funniest things Homer has ever said...

Dean - *phone rings* "Hello?"

Homer - "Hello, Dean? You're a stupid head!"

Dean - "Homer is that you?"

Homer - "WAAH!"

[Robert_Garcia]

That was a funny episode... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Ness]

Here's some more:

"Will you stop talking out of your ass?"

" Yet another person talking out of there ass."

I think its obvious where I got these from.

[Mazarin]

Vince McMahon: "Shutup or you'll NEVER get an XFL Franchise!"

[Sojo]

Here's 2 great ones I heard today off the TV show, Pheonix Nights...

Bouncer to lady walking into Pheonix club: "Nice legs... When do they open?"

Owner commenting on those who thought he'd never get the club running again after it burned down. "People with big ambitions have always been laughed at. They laughed at Walter Raleigh! But he made millions when he came back with fags... and bikes..."

[Seifer01]

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
-King Aurthur : Monty Python
"Fear the gnomes, fear them I say!"
-Davion

[Ness]

"If you're that vindictive against Microsoft, then you don't deserve an X-box"
-Abdur

*Edit*

Sorry about that Abdur.



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[ABDUR101]

On 2002-09-14 08:36, Ness wrote:
"If that's your vindictive toward Microsoft than you don't deserve to own an Xbox"
-Abdur

x_X

No no, it was "If you're that vindictive against Microsoft, then you don't deserve an X-box".

Dennis Leary - "Why don't you go talk to your good friend Adam Sandler about that?"

Daily Show Host - "...you jealous bitxh."

[Ness]

"Shut the fuck up and play what you want"
- haterade

That was probably the best line I've heard haterade say.

"You ain't got no brain and I ain't got no legs and since their is no Wizard of Oz in this world were all each others got."
-Freak from "The Mighty"

[BlackRose]

"The mark of the immature man is that he wishes to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wishes to live humbly for one." - I forget whose sig I saw that in, maybe Pollo Loco.

[Sojo]

MP Jim Hacker - "So what exactly are they saying about me...?"

PM's adviser - "Well, the civil service says you are 'a pleasure to work with'..."

Jim - "Oh my god..."

[haterade]

On 2002-09-16 04:10, Ness wrote:
"Shut the fuck up and play what you want"
- haterade

That was probably the best line I've heard haterade say.



*falls off of chair*

>.<

Al Bundy talking to Bud "Beware of the big panties, son. Because girls with big underpants have big stuff undertheir pants!"

Kelly Bundy: If you don't gimme the money Daddy, I'll hold my breasts until I turn blue!

Kelly: I want a store named after me!

Bud: Kel, they already have a convenience store called 'Gulp n' Blow'.

Bud to Kelly: Silence, human futon!

[Robert_Garcia]

"On the whole, you're sexy, but I transcend sexy...wait, you're not sexy at all are you?"

- Altered KOF quote

[Sojo]

The Queen: "You'll never guess who came to see me the other day... Queen Kristina of Norway! And she was wearing this lovely big fur coat, I asked her, 'Did you get that at Marks and Spencers?' but she said they have no Marks' in Norway... She got it at Iceland."

Charles, Prince of Wales: "Was it frozen? Hahahaha!"

Philip, Duke of Edinburgh: "Hahaha! Nice on Prince of Wales!"

Charles: "Thank you Duke of Edinburgh!"

Queen: "No no no. Not the shop Iceland, the country Iceland..."

Philip *stark look of disbelief*: "Well thank you for that, dear! Just as well you said that, otherwise next time I went to Iceland I might have made a complete PRICK of myslef!"

[Sojo]

From popular British comedy, "Bottom"

Rik: "I'm talking metahporically!"

Eddy: "You're talking Bollocks!"