Lone_Wolf_Nasca
Oct 26, 2005, 11:51 AM
Flash back: Three hours ago as I get ready to leave the IRC channel to make some food.
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<Nasca> Well this would be a good time as any to actually eat something. Omelets sounds like a good thing to eat now.
*** Nasca is now known as NaFOOD
<NaFOOD> I will be back in a bit, Good luck with the paper Kodi and remember if all else fails lessen the space between paragraphs.
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As I get off the computer I see one of the chickens I keep around the house sitting, hald-asleep in the window sill and so I say to myself " I might as well have some chicken with the Omelet http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif ". I grab my trusty knife from my pocket and make ready to grab her.
Grabbed the chicken by surprise with a swift move in less that 30 seconds, no sweat, no fuss. A quick twist of the neck and she is dead before she could realized that I grabbed her and that now she was pretty much my next meal.
Next step ? Cleaning !! (cleaning as in removing all the feathers, chopping the head and legs off and of course, gutting). With all that done, I turn on the water faucet (I believe that is the correct word) on the kitchen sink.
Surprise ! surprise !! Only air flows out, no water to wash the bloody kitchen and no water to wash my hands or the meat. I had to wait two and a half hours standing there in front of the sink with the chicken meat still in my hands waiting for the freaking water to come out of the faucet (Not like I could do anything else around the house with my hands dripping blood, that would have made quite a mess), not to mention the fact that Janet is rather pissed at me due to the fact that she absolutely loaths me gutting animals in "HER" kitchen, (GIVE ME A BREAK, WOMAN !!!). In the end the water started running again in what I could call a small trinkle, but it was enough to wash the chicken and my hands.
Stupid water company http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif !!! I am paying you good money, so you can give me a service at all times!!! WHERE'S MY FREAKING WATER !!! GRAAAAAHHH !!
*Sigh* and then they are going to double their service fees this month. Bastards http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif .
Oh and by the way... I have yet to eat... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif, Janet refuses to cook the meat I made ready, until I clean the kitchen. Bleh.
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<Nasca> Well this would be a good time as any to actually eat something. Omelets sounds like a good thing to eat now.
*** Nasca is now known as NaFOOD
<NaFOOD> I will be back in a bit, Good luck with the paper Kodi and remember if all else fails lessen the space between paragraphs.
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As I get off the computer I see one of the chickens I keep around the house sitting, hald-asleep in the window sill and so I say to myself " I might as well have some chicken with the Omelet http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif ". I grab my trusty knife from my pocket and make ready to grab her.
Grabbed the chicken by surprise with a swift move in less that 30 seconds, no sweat, no fuss. A quick twist of the neck and she is dead before she could realized that I grabbed her and that now she was pretty much my next meal.
Next step ? Cleaning !! (cleaning as in removing all the feathers, chopping the head and legs off and of course, gutting). With all that done, I turn on the water faucet (I believe that is the correct word) on the kitchen sink.
Surprise ! surprise !! Only air flows out, no water to wash the bloody kitchen and no water to wash my hands or the meat. I had to wait two and a half hours standing there in front of the sink with the chicken meat still in my hands waiting for the freaking water to come out of the faucet (Not like I could do anything else around the house with my hands dripping blood, that would have made quite a mess), not to mention the fact that Janet is rather pissed at me due to the fact that she absolutely loaths me gutting animals in "HER" kitchen, (GIVE ME A BREAK, WOMAN !!!). In the end the water started running again in what I could call a small trinkle, but it was enough to wash the chicken and my hands.
Stupid water company http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif !!! I am paying you good money, so you can give me a service at all times!!! WHERE'S MY FREAKING WATER !!! GRAAAAAHHH !!
*Sigh* and then they are going to double their service fees this month. Bastards http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif .
Oh and by the way... I have yet to eat... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif, Janet refuses to cook the meat I made ready, until I clean the kitchen. Bleh.