This is a true story!!

[astuarlen]

There was a disapproving woman
who pwned in a shoe.
She had so many wackos
She didn't know what to do.


Now, this is the part where you all come in. (http://us.penguingroup.com/static/packages/us/yreaders/madlibs/madlibsgame2.html)

Discuss?
I verb in the present tense? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
You decide!

[Eanae]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the monkey
To get her funky Frink a bone.
When she got there, the Kuda was smelly
And so her small dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the George
to fetch a/an box of water.
Jack fell down and broke his house,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her bus.
And when she was yellow, she was very, very hairy,
And when she was bad, she was old.

There was a young woman
who disapproved in a shoe.
She had so many fklrs
She didn't know what to do.

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[Mixfortune]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the chair
To get her hairy koala a bone.
When she got there, the butter was shiny
And so her large dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the opal
to fetch a/an your mom of water.
Jack fell down and broke his zoo,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her apple.
And when she was creamy, she was very, very watery,
And when she was bad, she was blue.

There was a hot woman
who farted in a shoe.
She had so many cats
She didn't know what to do.

[fronebullare]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the hair
To get her fat hippo a bone.
When she got there, the eye was sweaty
And so her stanky dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the monkey nuts
to fetch a/an box of water.
Jack fell down and broke his shoe,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her booma.
And when she was ugly, she was very, very black,
And when she was bad, she was hard.

There was a long woman
who sank in a shoe.
She had so many feet
She didn't know what to do.

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[Tact]

Since when do "bone" and "none" rhyme?

[fronebullare]

On 2006-02-05 16:03, Tact wrote:
Since when do "bone" and "none" rhyme?

Since it came into FKL.

[Saiffy]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the Dental Plan
To get her Lisa needs braces Dental plan a bone.
When she got there, the Lisa needs braces was Dental plan
And so her Lisa needs braces dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the Dental plan
to fetch a/an Lisa needs braces of water.
Jack fell down and broke his Dental plan,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her Lisa needs braces.
And when she was Dental plan, she was very, very Lisa needs braces,
And when she was bad, she was Dental plan.

There was a Lisa needs braces woman
who Dental plan in a shoe.
She had so many Lisa needs braces
She didn't know what to do.

[Tact]

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
spammy universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire FKL and that the sun and all of the
wackos revolved around it. But then a/an
FKLian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the disapprove
42 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Nono, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first large
telescopes, which was invented by Saiffy.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
GOD stuck on each end of a/an post.
In 1600 an Italian named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's blue theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was slowly arrested. After
posting for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to throw.

I did a different one.

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
FKLer. When you get there, you can rent a
post and go for a swim. And there are lots of
bad things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an disapprove with mustard, relish, and wackos
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of threads with a
nice long slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold GOD. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your sticky.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
smilies, that you drive and run into other nonos,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big lock
and try to grab the gold forum as you ride past.

Edit: And another one.


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[geewj]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the banana
To get her quick hooker a bone.
When she got there, the horse was legendary
And so her retarded dog had none.

...>_>

--

Jack and Jill went up the paper
to fetch a/an gallon of water.
Jack fell down and broke his diaper,
And Jill came tumbling after.

--

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her pen.
And when she was moist, she was very, very slippery,
And when she was bad, she was toxic.

Uhhh...

--

There was a insane woman
who lived in a shoe.
She had so many ladies
She didn't know what to do.


I didn't read the formats first >_>

[DLShAdOw]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the penis
To get her penis penis a bone.
When she got there, the penis was penis
And so her penis dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the penis
to fetch a/an penis of water.
Jack fell down and broke his penis,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her penis.
And when she was penis, she was very, very penis,
And when she was bad, she was penis.

There was a penis woman
who penis in a shoe.
She had so many penis
She didn't know what to do.

lol drawn together

edit:five minutes later, i see i've left everyone speechless.

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[Dhylec]

;o

[astuarlen]

On 2006-02-06 13:27, Dhylec wrote:
.o;

[Tact]

On 2006-02-06 12:30, DLShAdOw wrote:
Jack and Jill went up the penis
to fetch a/an penis of water.
Jack fell down and broke his penis,
And Jill came tumbling after.



The only remotely funny part of that whole thing.

[Dhylec]

Tact wrote:



Jack fell down and broke his penis,


The only remotely funny part of that whole thing.

hm.. guess jack couldn't get up again D;

[Blitzkommando]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the burlesque house
To get her anxious client a bone.
When she got there, the client was busy
And so her working dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the street
to fetch an enema of water.
Jack fell down and broke his bag,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her landing strip.
And when she was excited, she was very, very wet,
And when she was bad, she was whipped.

There was a dirty woman
who worked in a shoe.
She had so many clients
She didn't know what to do.