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Dabra
Oct 3, 2002, 06:09 PM
I'm a dead man at 88 years old, 2076. Yay.

At what age will YOU die?


http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest

(of course, this is just another stupid test)

Pso_Juggalo
Oct 3, 2002, 06:29 PM
ill die on nov 19 2060 most likely by cancer or homiside

ABDUR101
Oct 3, 2002, 06:44 PM
hahah, I remember Rune did this test before and it said he'd die from an auto-fillatio XD

..I'm sorry, I'm not taking the test though. It had something to do with sex objects and being impaled though. =X

Dabra
Oct 3, 2002, 07:06 PM
I thought the auto-fellacio was Alastor...

Guile
Oct 3, 2002, 07:27 PM
No screw that I'm allergic to dying!

Ziggy-san
Oct 3, 2002, 07:52 PM
I'm expected to die on:
June 29, 2050
at the age of 63 years old

...Yayyyyyy..

FinalMasterM
Oct 3, 2002, 08:46 PM
December 8, 2056
at the age of 73 years old.

mostly in a car accident

Davion
Oct 3, 2002, 09:20 PM
I'll die at 84, by a heart attack? No one in my family has EVER died of a heart attack. I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!! AHHHHHH!

It's not like I'm a coward or anything. I just have this thing about death, it's not me.

RuneLateralus
Oct 3, 2002, 09:49 PM
On 2002-10-03 16:44, ABDUR101 wrote:
hahah, I remember Rune did this test before and it said he'd die from an auto-fillatio XD



Yup, that was me...said I will die of the age of 77...with auto-fillatio still there.

Spy
Oct 3, 2002, 11:55 PM
276. Because I will be sick of life.

It's called cellular-regeneration bitxhes. Get with the neo-medicine.

BWS-1
Oct 4, 2002, 01:09 AM
dude thx! I've been looking for the link to that site for ages! Woohoo! Hmmm, I wonder if I'll still die at 59 years old

*retakes the test

You never know!

-EDIT-

O nice results, and huh, interesting facts:

February 14, 2059
at the age of 75 years old. (w00t! I'll live older then my old me! huh, yeah)


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Horrible Accident (11%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Cancer (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


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Ayame
Oct 4, 2002, 01:29 AM
4 days after my 85th Birthday, most likely from Cancer (40%).

85?? Aww...oh well, that's still pretty good...but these things are wrong anyways!

>.<

..right? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

neko-chan
Oct 4, 2002, 01:55 AM
It says I'll die... TOMORROW? WTF? Ehi wait, there's a mistake... >_>;;;

Ness
Oct 4, 2002, 06:43 AM
August 26 2087 at 98 years old. I hope they're right.

BWS-1
Oct 4, 2002, 06:52 AM
LOL Ness, you'll die on my B-day XD. Unfortunatly for me, I'll have been long gone, dead, and mostly nothing but worm food ... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Funny, I didn'T notice at first but, I'll die on Valentine's day O_o. Maybe I'll have my heart broken and die from the incident, that's probably why I have 24% of chances to die form a heart attack on that day http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

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RavenTW
Oct 4, 2002, 06:54 AM
February 28, 2060
at the age of 72 years old.

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (22%)

uh-huh. suuuuuuuure.

Meteor
Oct 4, 2002, 12:02 PM
TheSpark rules! I just took the gay test, and apparently I'm 31% gay :/

Hehe question 23 on the Gender Test:

Does Canada suck or what?
1) Yes.
2) Yeah.

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Ian D
Oct 4, 2002, 01:13 PM
I'm gonna die at 66, dern.

ABDUR101
Oct 4, 2002, 01:37 PM
On 2002-10-04 10:02, Meteor wrote:
I just took the gay test, and apparently I'm 31% gay :/


pfft, I took it and was 36% gay.

Too many tests to take! X_X

Dark_Cloud
Oct 4, 2002, 03:32 PM
it says i'll die 11 days after my birthday in 2054 when i'm 71 most likely from

cancer 30%
heart attack 15%
electolysis 15%
alcoholiam 7%
alien abduction 7%

Dabra
Oct 4, 2002, 05:16 PM
On 2002-10-04 04:43, Ness wrote:
August 26 2087 at 98 years old. I hope they're right.



I thought you were 15...pansy.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 5, 2002, 04:13 AM
2-26-2084
Age 98
Heart attack/Cancer=18%
Horrible accident!=10%
Alcoholism=10%
Homicide=8%
Drowning=8%
etc. 5%'s

I'm one healthy beast. Hopefully it stays that way.
Shouldn't have marked "swimming-sometimes" grumble grumble*

Alisha
Oct 5, 2002, 04:38 AM
May 6, 2059
at the age of 79 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (53%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Shadow_Blade
Oct 5, 2002, 07:23 AM
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pfft, I took it and was 36% gay.

Too many tests to take! X_X

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At least you wernt 42% -_-

Guile
Oct 5, 2002, 09:40 PM
At least you wernt 42% -_-



Damn thats a lot of gay...

X-thirteen
Oct 6, 2002, 12:23 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 3, 2054
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

unreal_magic
Oct 6, 2002, 12:50 AM
November 12, 2065 at the age of 77 years old ill die with cancer....oh joy. it could be worse