Deathscythealpha
May 7, 2006, 08:17 PM
An Open Letter to Hay Fever and friends.
Dear Hay Fever,
Piss off. No really, piss off. Its the last week of my Univeristy course and I have hand ins, i cant be dealing with runny, tickly noses, large amounts of sneezing and extremely sore eyes. I dont know why you decided to come back now, as you didnt seem to visit last year or the year before, but this year you are definately not welcome.
So, vamoose! Get lost, outta my sight, just leave me alone.
Sincerely
D-Alpha
Dear Toothache
Well you can piss off too. Read Hay Fevers letter to get the jist of things, but you can definately get shot. I know you have started bugging me due to my current location, the city with the wrost dentists ever.
You dont deserve a sincerely.
D-Alpha
Dear Earache
Who the hell are you?!?! Ive never suffered from ear ache before, why now? I bet youre just freeloading off of Hay Fever and Toothache, arent 'cha you lazy bum! If I catch you around here again I will give you such a slap!
I dont care.
D-Alpha
*Tries to continue typing whilst sneezing and holding both his mouth and ear*
Dear Hay Fever,
Piss off. No really, piss off. Its the last week of my Univeristy course and I have hand ins, i cant be dealing with runny, tickly noses, large amounts of sneezing and extremely sore eyes. I dont know why you decided to come back now, as you didnt seem to visit last year or the year before, but this year you are definately not welcome.
So, vamoose! Get lost, outta my sight, just leave me alone.
Sincerely
D-Alpha
Dear Toothache
Well you can piss off too. Read Hay Fevers letter to get the jist of things, but you can definately get shot. I know you have started bugging me due to my current location, the city with the wrost dentists ever.
You dont deserve a sincerely.
D-Alpha
Dear Earache
Who the hell are you?!?! Ive never suffered from ear ache before, why now? I bet youre just freeloading off of Hay Fever and Toothache, arent 'cha you lazy bum! If I catch you around here again I will give you such a slap!
I dont care.
D-Alpha
*Tries to continue typing whilst sneezing and holding both his mouth and ear*