A nice laugh

[Hrigg]

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

This stuff is a bit old, but it's still fun to look at.



Customer: "I would like an Internet please."

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I was in a Walmart store last night and noticed a modem on the shelf labeled "Y2K and MP3" compatible. I laughed that a modem would be labeled "MP3 compatible." A passing customer asked what was so funny, and I pointed to the sign.

"MP3!" the customer bellowed. "They're worried about the year 3000? What the heck do I care if this crap works 1000 years from now!?"

ZING!

[Oriontheone2]

I had trouble downloading an operating system upgrade for a PDA, so I called tech support.

* Me: "I can't seem to get this download to complete. What might be causing it?"
* Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
* Me: "Windows NT."
* Tech Support: "Well, you have to be running Windows 98 or better in order to download it."
* Me: "Ummm, I am. I'm running Windows NT4, SP5."
* Tech Support: "Are you on a PC or a MAC?"


http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Tystys]

Tech Support: "Do you have the icon on your desktop?"
Customer: "No. It's a thingy with buttons on the shelf. Um, a modem."
Tech Support: "Yes. I need you to look at the software you are using though. What do you click on?"
Customer: "Oh. Ok."
Tech Support: "What's the name of the icon you use to click on?"
Customer: "The mouse?"