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LollipopLolita
Oct 22, 2002, 02:16 AM
his name reminds me of fonts I have to buy

pixelate
Oct 22, 2002, 02:17 AM
Just send me the CD, so I don't have to buy any fonts, ok?!

LollipopLolita
Oct 22, 2002, 02:17 AM
font pirate! arrrr

pixelate
Oct 22, 2002, 02:20 AM
You sunk my battleship, harlot!

LollipopLolita
Oct 22, 2002, 02:25 AM
Carrie: I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies: two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together—like chocolate and peanut butter.


Samantha: This is why I've never lived with a man. This and the fact I want them out an hour after I climax.
Miranda: You let them stay a whole hour?


Miranda: Why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym. If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too.
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym.
Carrie: See? Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!

pixelate
Oct 22, 2002, 02:28 AM
Charlotte: "I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men."

LollipopLolita
Oct 22, 2002, 02:31 AM
Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people.

pixelate
Oct 22, 2002, 02:35 AM
Samantha: So help me - she ***** on my couch, she buys it.
Carrie: Isn't that how you got the couch from me?

LollipopLolita
Oct 22, 2002, 02:37 AM
Charlotte: I just don't understand. How could you forget someone you slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

Miranda: I'd like to forget some of the men I've slept with.
Charlotte: I keep a list.
Miranda: Oh, how sweet. "Men to do today."

pixelate
Oct 22, 2002, 02:39 AM
Miranda: Who is this Amalita Amalfi character anyway?* I'm concerned that you've been drafted into a ring of high-class hookers.
Carrie: She isn't a hooker.* She's... she's like an international party girl.
Miranda: She's a hooker with a passport.

LollipopLolita
Oct 22, 2002, 02:40 AM
Carrie: I'd like to think that people have more than one soulmate.
Samantha: I agree! I've had hundreds.
Carrie: Yeah! And you know what, if you miss one, along comes another one. Like cabs.

pixelate
Oct 22, 2002, 02:46 AM
Miranda: He couldn't remember my name?
Carrie: Maybe you should have shown him both boobs.

LollipopLolita
Oct 22, 2002, 02:47 AM
Carrie: Now let's retrace your steps. Were you on top?
Samantha: How is that relevant?
Charlotte: You mean you can have them on the bottom?
Samantha: Top, bottom, upside down...
Carrie: All right, now you're just showing off.

pixelate
Oct 22, 2002, 02:52 AM
Carrie: The only thing that went down on Charlotte's dates with any regularity was an American Express Gold Card.

LollipopLolita
Oct 22, 2002, 03:03 AM
Carrie: I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.

Saladwood
Dec 14, 2003, 02:00 AM
you sunk my scrabbleship

pixelate
Dec 14, 2003, 02:33 AM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_pengy.gif

LollipopLolita
Dec 14, 2003, 02:45 AM
don't bump people!!!