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LollipopLolita
Oct 24, 2002, 09:37 PM
> I love my master;
> Thus I perfume myself with
> This long-rotten squirrel.
>
> I lie belly-up
> In the sunshine, happier than
> You ever will be.
>
> Today I sniffed
> Many dog behinds-I celebrate
> By kissing your face.
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Paper boy-come to kill us all-
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Garbage man-come to kill us all-
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I lift my leg and
> Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot,
> Sniff this and weep.
>
> How do I love thee?
> The ways are numberless as
> My hairs on the rug.
>
> My human is home!
> I am so ecstatic I have
> Made a puddle.
>
> I hate my choke chain-
> Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
> Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
>
> Sleeping here, my chin
> On your foot -no greater bliss-well,
> Maybe catching rats.
>
> Look in my eyes and
> Deny it. No human could
> Love you as much I do.
>
> The cat is not all
> Bad --- she fills the litter box
> With Tootsie Rolls.
>
> Dig under fence --- why?
> Because it's there. Because it's
> There. Because it's there.
>
> I am your best friend,
> Now, always, and especially
> When you are eating.
>
> My owners' mood is
> Romantic-I lie near their
> Feet. I fart a big one.

Saladwood
Oct 24, 2002, 10:08 PM
HERE'S ONE I JUST CAME UP WITH


Come on, Step in it
My magical creation
Come on, Step in it