Crab Troubles

[WashuSaotome2]

Well, last monday, I have completed my Vincent closet shrine with the ultimate item: the coldcast 10 inch model of the man himself...Sadly...He only lasted 3 days... This morning...One of my crabs, Lee Chaolan, knocked the model off of its post...It cracked...and I died... That model was given to me as a gift from my boyfriend...and was supposed to last the rest of my life...But strangely, my crab didn't mess with my Sephiroth model... Those darn crabs must love him to death... Well, as for Lee...I punished him by not giving him any of the trail mix I brought as a treat...Evil crab!!!

[Deathscythealpha]

Those evil crabs, secretly doing Sephiroth evil work. Together theyll take over the world!!!

[pixelate]

I thought you had an STD. Bad topic naming.

[LollipopLolita]

i thought the same too. she's pregnant and has crabs?!

[WashuSaotome2]

okay..So I was in a rush...Let me rename this topic: "The Evils of Land Hermit Crabs"

[_xX_Frosty_Xx_]

On 2002-10-29 10:57, pixelate wrote:
I thought you had an STD. Bad topic naming.



Lol I did too. I'm like "Why would you make a topic out of this....?"

[Ness]

On 2002-10-29 10:57, pixelate wrote:
I thought you had an STD. Bad topic naming.



Same here. I was about to say that it was pretty gross making this public.

[Darrin]

On 2002-10-29 11:02, LollipopLolita wrote:
i thought the same too. she's pregnant and has crabs?!



I thought that too.

[Shadow_Blade]

Washu, just eat the damn thing. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Abaddon]

Crabs or hermit crabs?

I used to have hermit crabs, they rocked, but they kept dying :S.
I admit it was a strange topic, and i was expecting something else but you didn't hear that ^_^;;;;.

[ABDUR101]

..well the vast majority of PSOW'ers have either had crabs or know someone close to them that has had such a scourge fall upon them.
...not that I'd know anything about that! No sir..uh-uh.. o_o;;

*pulls collar*

...*takes many steps away from everyone and sets up a clean corner*

o_O

..hmmm..illegal crab fighting rings >_>

Sorry to hear about the statue =X

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[Davion]

If the crabs are taking over the world, they must be in league with the gnomes. Remember the gnomes Abdur?

[geewj]

Geeze, am i the only one that didnt think of an STD when i saw this topic?

[RuneLateralus]

Well, you got our attention...that is for sure...

[LostHero]

I think we are all missing the point that she has land crabs as fucking pets o_O!?

[Nerd]

crabs arent an STD, for god's sake they are cute lil critters that just like to suck your blood and live on your furry fun fun spots! Plz give these wonderful life forms their just-do!

in addition, I think it is the plight of all hermit crabs to die in captivity before their time....
heehee its fun to pull them out of their shell and lick their backsides weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Ness]

On 2002-10-29 18:01, Prof_Frink wrote:
Geeze, am i the only one that didnt think of an STD when i saw this topic?



Yes. I have had pet hermit crabs though, but they died.

[BlackRose]

Posted: 2002-10-29 18:01 by Prof_Frink:

Geeze, am i the only one that didnt think of an STD when i saw this topic?

I didn't. I thought of the my friend. He loves (to eat) crab, but Krab makes him barf. I can't tell the difference, so go figure.

[KodiaX987]

On 2002-10-29 22:39, LostHero wrote:
I think we are all missing the point that she has land crabs as fucking pets o_O!?


LMAO!!! Dude, did you realize how awfully wrong your sentence sounds?! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[geewj]

On 2002-10-29 22:39, LostHero wrote:
I think we are all missing the point that she has land crabs as fucking pets o_O!?



O_o....err, she never said she did anything like that with them, especialy after what they did to her Vincent.

[IceBlink]

Give them a nice hot bath sometime. ^_^

[TinyGrendel]

On 2002-10-31 14:50, IceBlink wrote:
Give them a nice hot bath sometime. ^_^



You mean like 212 degrees ferinheit or like 100 degrees F?

Either way, I don't think that crabs would like that, don't they live in like a 60 degree ocean?

[ABDUR101]

On 2002-10-31 18:31, TinyGrendel wrote:
You mean like 212 degrees ferinheit or like 100 degrees F?


..whatever temp makes them come to a nice broil. o_O

I remember my hermit crabs...oh how they scurried into their shells upon my approach...oh..how they died at my tender age of...*counts on fingers*..5...oh..how their stagnant cage sat upon our sun-baked porch for days....oh..how the maggots crawled and feasted...


o_O oh...

[WashuSaotome2]

You all are sooooo cruel!!! Ahhhhhhh! *starts crying in the memory of VitaminD (the crab)*
Anyway, *sniff* LAND *Note* Hermit Crabs live in a 70+ degree environment. And if you give them a bath, the water should be lukewarm. And for those of you who wants to know...Yes I do take baths with my crabs, all 16 of em' (got some new crabs yesterday...)
As for those who once loved a hermit crab, and then killed them...(or should I say let them die... -_-) I feel more sorry for the little shell-laden creatures than the evil human owners who destroyed their little lives...
In memory of VitaminD (the Second), Shaun, and Tenchi... you will be missed...

[IceBlink]

On 2002-10-31 18:31, TinyGrendel wrote:
You mean like 212 degrees ferinheit or like 100 degrees F?

As in, nice hot bath Homer Simpson style. *grin*

C'mon, don't you remember that episode...

[TinyGrendel]

On 2002-11-01 11:41, IceBlink wrote:


On 2002-10-31 18:31, TinyGrendel wrote:
You mean like 212 degrees ferinheit or like 100 degrees F?

As in, nice hot bath Homer Simpson style. *grin*

C'mon, don't you remember that episode...



Do i? Let me just say:

PINCHY!!! *slurp* damn that's good...