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clynn
Aug 4, 2006, 06:14 AM
I know that there are about 1 million joke threads on this page but still, I had to open one so I'm pleased:

A pirate ship is sailing on the ocean, a crewmember says to the captain: " one enemy ship ahea" the captain replys: " bring me my red shirt"and so he does... after they had won the battel one of the sailors asks the captain: why did you want a red shirt?" "If I get shot and bleed the enemy won't notice and so everybody keeps fighting.."

The next day one of the sailors reports:"20 enemy ships heding our way should I get your red shirt?"
"No" he replies, " bring me my brown pants"


Now, thats a nasty joke you got one to?

Rekitheforce
Aug 4, 2006, 10:17 AM
I don't have one, and that one was a little funny. (a little)

Xaos127
Aug 4, 2006, 03:55 PM
Jokes are only funny in person.