So like, I'm considering moving to Ship 2 because all my Malay teammates got LOLIPOWNED will you notice me if i move there senpai
gigu-senpai im so bored overseas without PSO because shitty RMT china block tell me sexy stories
everyone is mad at me because i am so pretty -high kicks-
qoxolg says I should come to Ship 2 to do AQs with him and you and Olaf. Considering how terrible Ship 2 apparently is, wouldn't the easier solution be for all of you to come to Ship 8 instead?
LOOKS LIKE I'M DATING A CUTE BRITISH BOY WITH A BIG DICK NOW CONGRATULATE ME
Go update your Tech Customization guide. It's easier than scrolling through the crappy in-game interface. Who designed that thing?
siiiiiiiiiiiigh does cute british boy even like me if so why wont he just bang me every single minute of the day already
so i just found out tonight that a hot dad ive been lusting after for a while is 64 years old does that make me creepy?
oh my bad
that was supposed to be the setup to a gay porno youre supposed to grab my arm before I storm out of the office and then we do it on top of the photocopier dummy
Don't ask questions you don't want answers to
im at work this is sexual harassment reporting you to hr
it would help convince me
do you need photographic evidence
while intrigued, I don't feel convinced
im not wearing underwear today either fyi
come to think of it maybe why he didnt go home with me on saturday was because i was hitting on like, six boys at once im the sluttiest person ever i wonder if i should feel bad
i have the body of a prepubescent kid completely smooth sob i need that fur pressed up against me in the cold winter nights to keep warm he also has the sexiest scruff ever hnnnngh need him to give me beard-burns all over my body can you believe he wouldnt go home with me saturday night? he said next time though im inviting him to an event that starts at 6 pm next week, knowing where he lives he cant get home since i live in the city of the worst weekend-night bus schedules ever AND CONVENIENTLY MY PLACE IS ONLY A SHORT SUBWAY RIDE AWAY scheming
not into hair myself bare skin on the other hand
im telling qoxolg about this cute british guy i met recently he seems disturbed by my descriptions of the guy's chest hair and dick and im like why big dick lots of chest hair -perverse moaning-
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