astuarlen
spring chicken

After Hallow's breen

Too good to be held down by an annual holiday, the cookie is year round applicable.
Apply where necessary, usually in the face to get your 5-7 fruits and digestables a day.

So Granny Ast has to fit in with the cool kids of the zodiac to connect with those hip youngsters and their hitpop music. Unless you're one of those sidereal folk, be a rebel while you're at it why don't you.

Huh, no messages in over a month? I sense a plot...

Hallo ast. :3

Now here is where I would pour coffee into your moose pee, but that process could go back and forth for a disgustingly long time.

*keys astuarlen's profile*

heh, happy (un)-bday, ya sly fox!

TIME WARP!

Happy birthday.

A star hen, survivor of the clone wars. Unfortunately her advanced hardened beak and cybernetic claws were no match for the onset of rapid aging.

Happy Birthday!

3 in a row? That is wacky.

Wow, I didn't expect to find someone on the Internet a decade older than me; I'm usually the one a decade older than everyone else. But I'm not saying that's a bad thing, and happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Hey, I want a 3-day b-day party too!

Cat Scratch Fever.

Tic-Tac-Toe, three birthdays in a row!

Hey, no fair! Ya got two b-days!

Birthday happy!

Happy Birthday you old fart.

Happy PSOW-Suggested birthday, love.