astuarlen
spring chicken

Are you alive? I'm eating ice cream hbu?

Man did I sound dumb. Now I sound smart.

Talk to me sometime.

ran.

JOIN MY NEWEST GROUP, THE ANNOYANCE. YOU MAY BE VERY, VEEERY INTERESTED

Rappy Birthday, 61 now. In trying to find out the Octogenarian way of saying that for the 60++

Foundt(atertottation) this:

"A new day is dawning for the women who are 60 and over. Let your heart be encouraged. When the storms of life hit you - and they will slap the sides of your boat, splashing into your life - never waver, pray for sea legs, and hold onto the captain's wheel."

http://sensationalwomenover60.blogspot.com/

Dare you join their ranks of using colored text that many times per sentence, smiling way too wide in a way too scary picture, & having 4 clock widgets on your blog?!

Hello you goddess of fruit pie gardens. <3 (Blame your avatar for making me think of that, but don't worry, that's a good thing, fruit pies I mean)

Fall Chicken.

Spring Chicken, Fall "BaCock?!"

Raisin loops are a million dollar idea. The Internet owes you one back - at least.

Fiber built in, a buncha scoops of raisins in every box/bowl/& bite.

Bagels and their bites cannot compare, compete, or complete a perfectly delectable breakfast.

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hahaa

Not GWB joke:

1st result of Google Search Terms "Definition boob"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y69ygex

"Vulgar slang" returns 3rd down and only as a secondary definition. Merriam Webster though is the real web-monger with "Bing Learn more about "boob" ..."

Time is running out, come and read my response. It is the matter of Science, for which we are in trouble. Just check out your Usercp and it'll hopefully be bold.

Please let me know what you think.

Well I believe that for every solid there should be a liquid. Everytime I eat food I just BLEH (yes it is a verb) when I have water. I only wish we had lakes of milk, not water. Milk is compatible to... ANYTHING, except fruit. Fruit should not mix with milk, as fruit should not mix with meat.

But I am glad we can at least agree to cake. How can life be led without cake?

Also sometimes I do have a toast with eggs and sausage. Of course I'd be drinking milk.

Milk > Eggs you hen. ;3 But then again Milk + Eggs = Cake, so its all good.

Stop laying like a chick-hen, you goose ganderer. /Paraphrase some nearby quote-double--hax

because Smilies that are supported page is down and I forgot everything Holiday related besides the usual:

Needed a self-help chart to pick and choose a wacky not yet Holiday smiley. Think there are two trees even, but tree alone became XMAS decorum auto deplorum, the deploy-able deplorable rum. Now Deplorarambling on and on.

60!? Noooo! Shenanigans I dare say! Happy b-day anyways young missy!

Happy B-day, if it's yours. ;3

Happy 60th birthday, old woman!

Stop lyin you hen.

Happy Birthday!

Happy BirthDay