Dangerous55
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"MJ seemingly took the Iranian revolt with him, and the North Korea nukes."

No dude, it was Bubbles who did that.

Yeah, I was glad to see them. Too bad all of my people here are busy now.

I think Red is a good nickname for you. Glamorous, huh? My Christmas was good. I got lots of neat stuff, and I saw many old faces.

How was your [ insert holiday here ], Mr. Red?

What?! Then you don't know Spiderman well enough.

Spiderman has a sexier personality, and his female counterpart is way cooler than Batman's. Black Cat > Catwoman.

You drive a hard bargain, sir, but I must oblige as you obliged to me...

I know, right? It's fun. Well, you know this means you're now enlisted in my army of awesomeness, eh?

Yay. I asked, "Can I has friend?" And you obliged! Awesome.

I still have to give you mad props for chewing out In****.

Censored so as not to get myself banned.

Well that is pretty crazy dude. Thanks

http://abdur101.homestead.com/files/...ose/d55sig.jpg

You know, you should try to Google search your own name. Your sig was one of the first results.