Vintasticvin
Hit the beat, you beat!

3 week hiatus from Sun and Moon Battle Spot, returns with a new team. And decided to do some Season 2 battles:

New team went 0 - 3 in singles but that is expected as it was made for doubles.
Mascot team 1 - 1, 1st lost was because I forgot Lum Berry was on chomp and not choice scarf while I was doing some grinding for new team.

SMVG - WWWW - WWW4 - LTMM
Lycanroc and Skarmory were thirsty for blood.

Thoughts on Switch show:

-1 to 2 switch: lol no.
-Arms: Seems fun.
-Splatoon 2: Die already.
-Super Mario Odyssey: WTF not a launch day game? I want it!
-Xenoblade 2: Give me!
-Fire Emblem Warriors: Nintendo you motherfuckers! Give me!!!!!!!!
-New Shin Megami Tensei game: Give me gameplay.
-Octopath Traveler: eh.
-Skyrim port: Awesome, but I have it on PC.......does this mean future games in the series will come on it?
-Fifa port: Pass, but good on Nintendo.
-Something that look like F-Zero during the quick break?: Stop teasing me Nintendo!
-Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild: Stop Nintendo! Stop! I want it! Stop shooting so many arrows into my heart!.....It's a launch title!

Final thoughts:
-Breath of the Wild.............never been excited for a console game since....since....Halo 3. It'll be a contender for game of the year hands down, top 5 for sure though.
-Super Mario Odyssey.........never been excited for a Mario game since Mario 64.
-No more region lock.....can I have a monster hunter port? No port announcement? FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK DX
-Fire Emblem Warriors....No one is going to stop me from buying this and seeing Chrom in the teaser means Awakening character(s) so if my Waifu Cherche is in the game I'll play it even if it's like Destiny Warrior.
-Xenoblade 2....I wanted to get the first one and Chronicles, but had to save money for Sun and Monster Hunter Generations.

The Switch looks ridiculously promising, but the $300 dollar price tag is going to be an issue when the scorpio and new PS4 comes out later in the year at a possibly lower price tag. So long as they announce new games and IPs then it'll do fine.............just give me a Monster Hunter port. I want a monster hunter with no region lock! I want to play with the JPs and not Western Idiots!

Cons:
-Not enough launch title games. (6)
-The narrator was worser than a dubbed anime.
-No new IPs, Arms seems fun but not promising and Octopath is eh.
-Only 2 AAA developers shown (though all the news of AAA games in the works will start dropping as I heard there are 80 in development)
-Cringy presentation
-WTF, one of the producers from the showcase did a Z-move Dab.
-Not enough Reggie.

Pros:
-I saw a naked anime Zelda in Breath of the Wild.......
-etc.

How to counter Mini.

I mean it's Mini, he'll find a way to make everyone look stupidly funny.

They say you get uglier as you get older, Lao would like to counter that argument.

Lao 9 years ago.
Lao 9 years later.

Okay, I'm going to be honest. I probably won't be doing Nessy and Kelly probably because I do not have any recent screenshots of whatever outfit she had own before I quit PSO2. In truth, I'd probably either put Mini, Valen, Puffs, Mare, Hina/Hatsune, or Popplio. Either way, it still be funny or kawaii as hell. Imagine Mini trying to force Valen to wear the skull tank.......the wrong way XD

Send me the photos, I'll make sexy fanart............okay not sexy, but I can replace you two with Kelly and Nessy wearing the shirts or whomever if I know how the shirts look like,

That one moment when you are wonder trading and the text of the Pokemon you received was "welcome back".......wat duj flak?! How is it possible to get back a Pokemon you wonder traded right back.

Hopefully good horrors because 99% of all the horror movies that came out during the 2010s pretty much sucks and relies too much on cheap jump scares. If the trend of good horrors continue to come out, I say 2017 be the year that the horror genre is back at it again since the slender days.

If not.......at least we still have terrifying games like Outlast2 and the new Resident Evil that is coming out this year.........I will never ever ever touch Outlast again. Played for 5 minutes and I dipped like I never dipped in my life. I didn't even reached to the first jump scare before I dipped......oh the horror on my face when I accidentally ran into it........my PS3 controller grew wings that afternoon.

FUCK UNIVERSAL PICTURES!!! Why must they bring back the bane of my existence!
FUCK PARAMOUNT STUDIOS!! Why must they bring another bane of my childhood existence as well!

Oooh boy, 2017 is only 10 days old and things are about to get rocky. Time to buy batteries for Mini.

sgort....

GDI? Good day idiot? Well I am part idiocy thanks to Mini.

He'll die, but then he'll probably comeback and ruin everything because is true semblance is

The more I realize that it is 2017 the more I notice how long it has been:

-It's been 18 years since I started Pokemon when it came over to the West.
-It's been 17 years since I started Yu-Gi-Oh,
-It's been 14 years since Lord of the Rings The Return of the King ended the original trilogy.
-It's been 12 years since Avatar: The Last Airbender debuted.
-It's been 12 years since I started Monster Hunter series first on the PSP with Monster Hunter Freedom.
-It's been 10 years since Halo 3 came out and the series had reached its peak
-It's been 9 years since freshman year in High school.
-It's been 5 years since I started college.
-It's been 5 years since The Hobbit trilogy started and 3 years since it ended.
-It's been 4 years since the PSO2 RP group started and 3 years since the originals left.
-It's been 3 years since I started working my long story project that I've now known as "Project StoryTeller"
-It's been 1 year since I started the Fire Emblem series.
-This year is my last summer break
-The next winter break will be my last winter break
-I graduate Spring 2018

Looking back, all those years felt so very long but also so very fast. 2016 was a fun year, let's see what 2017 can do.

I just realized something mind-blowing................it's 2017.

I once again overslept for 10 hours and woke up at 2 in the afternoon <_<

As for the song, it's just a relaxing slice-of-life ordeal. Can't translate most of it, but I understood some of it which is just getting by with day-to-day life and taking that one step forward.

P.S.: Ballistia? Ha I wish it be a weapon. There ain't such weapon called ballista that isn't a siege weapon found fortress maps.

Enjoy.

Hunted down 10 Hellblade Glavenous today...............gets 15 fire orbs which have a 3% to 5% chance to obtain in both rewards and carve........powder has a 18% chance and I have found none. Monster Hunter Logic.

Edit: Make it 14 Hellbades for 17 orbs and 1 powder......
Edit: And then I turned my attention to more interesting weapons, an 80% and 65% weapon crit set.......this is me and my life in monster hunter, abandoning one project after hours of hunter for another project. Now I'm in an argument to start said project or not because my current melee set is a 50% build that turns 90% after 5 minutes in battle or when I take 150 points of damage.

-The 80% build has a 50% sharpness reduction + small dragon damage but is slow because it is the longsword.
-The 65% build has massive dragon damage + 50% sharpness reduction + speed as it is a Dual Swords.
-The current 50% build has auto sharpening for each roll I do + 40% crit and stamina reduction once conditions are met + speed of Dual Swords. (+ buff, the crit is capped at 90%)

The razor sharp skill and dragon damage for 80% and 65% are very tempting, but auto sharpening 1 tier for every 3 roll allows for hyper offense on top of the +40% cit and stamina buff.........they are all tempting......the life of a Hunter............*loads up bowguns* No more thinking on melee set, just shoot things with with Heavy Bowgun set.