"The _____ Device" automatically sounds fantastic and fake old time futuristicky. The Oneiric Device. The Contradiction Device. The Numeric Reckoning Device. The Twitter Device. The Puppy...
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"The _____ Device" automatically sounds fantastic and fake old time futuristicky. The Oneiric Device. The Contradiction Device. The Numeric Reckoning Device. The Twitter Device. The Puppy...
I'm gonna have to write that down for next time. I've been using ziploc bags all these years...
In some areas, bicyclists over a certain age (or riding bikes of a particular size) are required to ride on the road. And I'm guessing you don't live in a big city, but imagine how impossible...
Chin up, Lev. Not being able to run a mile without extreme discomfort means you live in a world when and where fleeing from hungry dinosaurs--or robot dinosaurs--is not a requirement.
Always look...
Oh, The Office, when will you stop being such a zombie and die already? You had a good run... discounting the last couple seasons. It's time to end it with whatever dignity you have left.
And on...
Another one that makes me WTF when used on signage: Algerian. I've seen it on more than a few Tex-Mex restaurants, among other miscellaneous misapplications (any application of Algerian is a...
What, you mean you've never heard of the "Pa" ligature?
I don't even want to know what font that is; the d is making me nauseous.
Poorly done type makes me iMad. You should see my face turn...
I got the 1337th post, baby.
I hate it when people post just to claim a particular number. Losers.
http://www.gimp.org/
Obliviousness to white privilege (well, any privilege) and the most basic structures and implications of racism. But, hey, that's white privilege, isn't it!
http://www.kerrybarnett.com/misc/imthemod.png
On topic: Uh, runny noses?
1. How can they lose your test scores? That is mega bogus to the max, since that's kind of what the damn College Board is for. :<
2. Regular admission? I know HS counselors make it seem like a now...
This is me when it's less than 60 70 80 degrees outside. Standing under a seriously hot shower is definitely one of the top 5 best feelings in the world. Unfortunately, completely steaming up the...
Why is the 6 square meter area where my desk and computer live the hottest place in the whole house? Can barely get anything done because just sitting here is nauseating.
I ran out of Burt's Bees lip balm, and the store didn't have the regular sort, so I got Burt's Bees Honey lip balm, and it smells like something decidedly unpleasant and not honey. I'm so peeved I...
Top Gear season 13 is over. There is no god.
I can't find the battery charger for my camera. CURSE THIS WORLD.
The last.fm in-page radio won't scrobble my tracks. I'm trying to find new artists to seek out for my collection, but it won't record their names for me. ASDFML
P.S. Earwigs suck, and I agree...
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