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I would be scared to die and empty if I did not have my religious beliefs.

I bought a package of cookies and I didn't stop at 1 serving. ARGH! Where is my self control?

So I get one free annual visit a year according to my health insurance. I make an appointment for an annual visit and go to the doctor. Then comes my $70 mistake: during the annual visit I mention...

To Devo's "Whip It" melody:

When a pimple comes along
You must ice it
Before the cube sits out to long
You must ice it
When something's going wrong
You must ice it

Now ice it

Argh. Why didn't the little bluebelly lizard run left instead of right under my shoe? I felt its little body being squeezed and most of its tail was left in the aftermath :(. Its tail will never...