I work as the office manager at a small ISP. Part of my job duties are to answer the phone, and provide tech support for the customers. We also run a PC repair shop in the back room.
Today I got a call. I could tell right away that it was some salesman and the thick foreign accent made him a little hard to understand.
Ring
Me: Hello (Company Name) this is (my name)
Salesman: Hello I am (name I didn't catch) from (Blah blah Remote Management company) is Mr. (my name) there?
Me: Speaking.
Salesman: What?
Me: This is (my name)
Salesman: Oh!. Hello. I provide remote management solutions.
(technical my company also provides remote management solutions)
Me: Ok.
Salesman: Are you connected to the internet at your office?
Me: Yes we have internet access. (wouldn't do well as an ISP without it)
Salesman: Yes. Ok. Good! What kind of connection do you have?
(usually about this time I hang up, but it was a slow day so I answered)
Me: T1 PRI (we actually have quite a few T1s)
Salesman: hmm. Would that be DSL, Cable, or a T1?
Me: ... T1
Salesman: And do you know who provides your T1?
Me: Yes.
Salesman: ... So you know your T1 provider?
Me: Yep.
(I think he was expecting more of an answer than yes)
Salesman: OK. Good. And you are using Microsoft correct?
Me: No.
Salesman: ... Your not using Microsoft? What ...?
Me: We use Linux.
Salesman: Oh! You use Linux. Well I'm sorry to hear that.
Me: ... (the Well I'm sorry to hear that. statement confused me a little)
Salesman: Are you not using Microsoft anywhere in your office?
Me: I have XP home on my laptop.
Salesman: Is that Microsoft?
Me: ... Windows XP home.
Salesman: Thats Microsoft?
Me: Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition
Salesman: Ah, Yes. I see Windows XP. And what kind of internet connection does your laptop have?
Me: It's on the same T1
Salesman: hmm. Would that be DSL, Cable, or a T1?
Me: ..?
Salesman: Oh, The same T1.
Me: yeah..
Salesman: Then we can help you. Have you noticed any pop ups, IMs, or viruses on your laptop?
Me: no. (what kind of tech would I be if I had spyware or viruses on my machine?)
Salesman: None?
Me: nope.
Salesman: um... can you hold please?
Me: sure.
I then hung up. Never did find out what he was trying to sell. But its kinda fun messing with people that are just reading a script off a monitor. And this time all I had to do was tell the truth.
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