Well?!
Well?!
BASH!
Zeus does not yield!
Hades resturant? Table for 300 please.
Someone put Misuzu from Air in one, go figure. :/
So Zeus yields?
cronus and rhea yeilded zeus!
Blink & you might miss it! ;3
Oh, keep sig at 600x180 px & 49KB, yah?
No, but I do wield the Sword of Mars.
Thus he should yieldOn 2007-04-26 14:01, Dhylec wrote:
cronus and rhea yeilded zeus!
Zeus? Please, Zeus was the god of "Rolling over and taking it in the cornhole." Every one of the lesser Gods pushed his ass around, even his bitch-wife Hera. And when it came to powers, he was completely fucking useless. All he did was turn people into rock and throw lightning bolts. Ooooh, lightning bolts! I'm so scared! He can easily kill me, so long as I'm not standing next to a long pole!
You want a real god? Talk to fucking Odin. He didn't fuck around with his assailants using lightning bolts. He's so manly, he killed them by smothering 'em with his giant balls. Hell, even though he was the god of the most effeminate form of writing, poetry, along with other things, he made them manly. One time, when he was at a restaurant, he ordered a sandwich. They told them they ran out of wheat. He made a poem instantly:
"Bitch, say what?"
He didn't finish the poem, seeing as though he proceeded to stomp the waitress' ass, and wore her colon like an ankle bracelet. You DON'T fuck with Odin, similar to Chuck Norris (he eats rocks and shits lightning bolts, dammit).
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