...An artichoke. You have to work to get to her heart.
...An artichoke. You have to work to get to her heart.
But ultimately, she's good for you, right?
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Good and tasty.On 2007-04-28 22:12, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
But ultimately, she's good for you, right?
What about canned artichoke hearts?
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The only thing a woman and an artichoke have in common is that I don't know what either tastes like.
"Say, I must be crazy walking out in these woods alone at night with a horrible mutilation practically around the corner." - Ranger Brad
@ Uncle: That's even more work. Kind of like if a woman was wearing a suit of armor.
@ Siertes: That's what we call a double-fail. A MEGA double-fail.
Both are pretty nasty.. tend to spit allot more than swallow.
Siertes made a funny.
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Women are like asparagus...
You eat too many and they turn your pee into a jet stream of hell fire.
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