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    Who is this guy again? Shadowpawn's Avatar
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    I believe it's high time that Google, our digital lord and savior, got it's own cult. Think about how many times Google saved your asses!? Need a few more additional sources for your paper and can't find 'em, who did you turn to: Google? Needed a new application for your computer but didn't want to buy one: Google? Didn't know what a word was or how to spell it: Google. Horny and in need of a quick fix: Google?

    Videos: Google (with GooTube)
    Shopping: Google
    Word processing: Google
    Databases: Google
    E-Mail: Google
    411: Google
    Yahoo: Google

    Damn it, DON'T YOU SEE. JOIN NOW AND BE SAVED! (And hurry, it's won't be long till Google launches Google AI and our furher will become sentient!)


    BTW: Interesting side note, Google plans on funding a space program for the private sector to launch a unmanned space probe and land it on the moon to take pictures of Earth.



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    Google translation

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    Google also wants to take their money and start making their own cell-phone service provider.

    Goophonin'

    There's other search engines out there but they usually only get press for being something like Google for X, Google for Y.

    Such as Spock.com

    And err, info copies from google search.
    Spock
    Spock is a search application that organizes information around people. The Spock vision is to create a search result of everyone in the world.
    http://www.spock.com/

    Spock.com hopes to become the Google of people searches
    Spock.com went into public beta today after several months of private testingand prides itself in providing the "richest people search experience on the web ...

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    Spock into spock worked.

    Cuban B into spock didn't work.

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    <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: -Crokar- on 2007-09-17 00:35 ]</font>

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    This is the best google.

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    Used to type in sentences from my schoolwork papers into Google.

    If it was something out of a textbook, the answers would come up.

    It was fantastic. Could have sworn that several times I even heard chorus and angels after running those searches..

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    I'll never quite understand why people say Ask Jeeves is better.
    How do we join? Google's saved my ass more times than Spock's appeared on Star Trek x]

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