What is the strangest thing you've said out loud?

[AzureBlaze]

An incident the other day prompts me to ask this.

What is the strangest thing you've ever said OUT LOUD (not over the internet/xbox chat etc) to someone else? Does it top mine? What is the context? Was it true?

I once said:
"Excuse me, your apostrophe is on fire" while pointing up.

I think this one's a contender. Why say it? I was outside a Mayor's Jewelers (a store) and it had a metal sign above the shop. The inside of the letters is lit by (I suppose really bright bulbs) so it appears to be backlit/glow. Well, there was a short in the apostrophe and it had started sparking and flaming and making all kinds of noise.

While true, it's fairly unusual so I got curious.

[DurakkenX]

Then also... My friend smokes but neither me nor my room mate at the time and so when he wanted to smoke we'd go outside because if it's a nonsmoker room you can't smoke in it...well one day we were chilling out there and two girls came by and usually i'd just open the door for them, but as they passed they said thank you and it slipped out "no thanks required, we just wanted to get a better look at your asses" I dunno how odd that is...but it left everyone speechless and blinking at each other.

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He asked for no internet RP chats. Also removed for content.

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[Blitzkommando]

Apparently at some point when I was but a wee lad I pointed to some love bugs, well, making sweet lovin's on the window to the car only to point and say, "Awww, it's a Kodak Moment." My father then apparently nearly lost control of said car. Mind you, I must've been only around five or six at the time so I had no idea what I was talking about, and I really don't remember it firsthand, just the story.

[Skuda]

ZOUNDS!

[Weeaboolits]

Garsigzelfzelzigder!

[TalHex]

believe it or not i actually asked this

"what are pocahontas? are they tasty?" (i pronounced pocahontas as pochants)

[Moo2u]

[Sayara]

"chewy noise"

D:<

[TalHex]

hey are you eating popcorn without us!

[Sord]

"and so the fish sang praises to the wombats"

improv, lots of lulz