On 2007-12-01 08:51, KodiaX987 wrote:
THIS IS MY DICK.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My dick is my best friend; it is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my dick is useless. Without my dick, I am useless.
I must fire my dick true.
I will shoot wherever I please and make love to whomever I please.
Before God I swear this creed: my dick and myself are defenders of universal, undiscriminated love.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no war, but peace.
Amen.
Here, send this to your friend and watch him shit himself in confusion. I expect the death threats in my mailbox by Tuesday.
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