Parrot / Moatoob Papagayo quotes

[AnamanaAU]

I have a Moatoob Papagayo in my room, this is the Parrot you can buy from the casino. It's made entering the room a fun experience as I get to see what people have said to it. Each night before I turn off PSU and go to sleep, I reset the bird by replacing it and I'll say a question that it will repeat until someone responds to it. For example;

I set it to say "What did you say?" and I come back the next day to see that someone said "fucku" to it. Instant laughs.

Have you had similar fun with the Parrot? or have you heard a Parrot say some hilarious lines?

[D1ABOLIK]

When i first set my parrot up i didnt say anything to it and just went to sleep. When i loaded the next morning and went to check my shop my parrot said "r u my baby mama?". Got a good laugh outta that.

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[Neith]

I just bought one, and spent ages teaching it to abuse anyone who entered the room

..and it now says a lot more stuff that isn't PG-13 It's a really cool decoration- only bad thing is it doesn't seem to talk much.

It even said 'I have to go re-equip' to me earlier, then replied with ' ;o ' when I told a friend I'd meet him at mission. Best moment so far was when a friend said to it 'SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT!', and it immediately responded with 'NO U!'

[Rashiid]

I used my shortcut 'No, that's ok....' by accident near it, and when my friend asked to do something nasty to it, it responded with 'Huh?' then 'No, that's ok....'

Got me some lulz out of that.