*Pulls out sword the size of a small car*

[Nitro Vordex]

*Hands out ice chests of GODS*
Everytime I defy the laws of physics, take a drink.

*Enters every Final Fantasy V through X*

[Weeaboolits]

Squall's sword wasn't that big though, it just had a gun in it.

[Nitro Vordex]

No, I'm just part of the storyline. and it's my sword that's gigantic.

Prepare to be bom'd. You'll be swaying for the person next to you.

[Tact]

I would rather not get drunk, because I know I'll be utterly smashed if I have to drink whenever the rules of physics get broken.

[Bot-Bot]

*Pulls out a car the size of a small sword*

Look! It's remote controlled! :3

[HeadCrabz]

I'm already smashed.

*stumble drunkenly over into the parking lot*

Nooww....wheere did I park my car...?

[Shadowpawn]

Reading this topic brings warm fuzzies to my he-*leaves*

[Ketchup345]

Small as in Matchbox or Smart4two?

[MaximusLight]

*pulls out a sword the size of your mom*
/joke

[Randomness]

*snaps blade off with a diamond spork*