We're all going to Hell, apparently...

[rogue_robot]

Lol, an amusing two days here at Missouri S&T (formerly UM-Rolla).

We seem to have a traveling crazy in our midst. This weirdo showed up in front of the Havener Center (where I go for a burger or mini-pizza when Rayl's cafeteria is serving crap) Thursday at noon with a sign proclaiming that everyone on campus was going to burn in hellfire for their sins.

Among these "sins" were:

• Guitar Playing
• Girls Showing Their Knees
• Girls Showing Their Elbows
• Being Blonde
• Being Fat
• Holding Hands before Marriage
• Being Homosexual
• Judging People (He wasn't judging others, though, he was being honest )
• Playing Sports
• Women Working
• Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
• Believing in Evolution
• Being Catholic
• Being Jewish
• Being Buddhist
• Being Methodist
• Being Protestant
• Being Mormon
• Being Muslim
• Being Hindu
• Being Agnostic
• Being Atheist
• Being Female (still paying for Eve's sin, he says)
• Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
• Owning a Pet

...and apparently, while everyone else is guilty of at least one sin (two if you're female), he's a perfect little saint.


A few friends of mine are still out there tweaking him for the lulz.

[MetaZedlen]

I would find that person and punch them in the face a few times and call them a complete retard.

Why are people so stupid?

[enoch]

I would put him on youtube >.>

[Frana]

Let's see...Yeah, see all of you down there...

[UnderscoreX]

I haveth committed 6 of thou deadly sins.

[rogue_robot]

Seriously, considering that his full list included things of which even Gandhi, Mother Teresa, and Martin Luther King Jr. are "guilty" of (not to mention all the famous celebrities that will be there), I'd say Hell's looking like it's going to be quite the damn party!

...Meanwhile, he's the only person in Heaven.



But it gets better! He was originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami, but left his church because they were - you guessed it! - hypocrites!



EDIT: I did see some people out there with camcorders, enoch. It may end up on Youtube soon enough.

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[Reno]

You know, given some of the things on that list it wouldn't surprise me if he was looking for exactly this kind of reaction/attention rather than actually believing any of it... he wouldn't be the first

[enoch]

ok, if you EVER find it PM me a link, i really wanna see this XD

[CelestialBlade]

Hey, as long as we get to think freely in Hell, I can't wait!

[Eihwaz]

Mm, I wonder what Paul what have to say about this? It seems like someone's getting a little bit out of hand with the extra-biblical interpretations! People like this are not only inherently stupid, but they're not even doing the source text justice. >_>