Originally Posted by
Siertes
2. The sound of people eating and drinking.
QUOTE]
what about this... this is my BIGGEST unexplainable pet peeve:
-when you're golfing, or in another quiet place that you're in deep concentration, and someone has a plastic mug, they've drank all the liquid, and nothing is left except for ice cubes. then you hear nothing, and occasionally, you'll hear the sound of ice cubes moving up and down a plastic mug, breaking the perfect, tranquil silence. and your perfectly honed mind no longer is clear, and your powerful concentration is vulnerable only to that really subtle sound of ice cubes. instead of focusing on the shot, its completely focused on ice cubes, and it's plagued with the only thought process being:
"what an idiot. obviously theres nothing left to drink inside that cup, but he keeps on sipping from it as if something is quenching his thirst. who puts ice cubes in their mug anyway? why not just put crushed ice in the cup, that way it melts quicker so you at least have something to drink rather than putting your lips on the curved part of the ice cube and wasting time with no reward? there he goes again, that son of a bitch. he took another sip of NOTHING. he's taken a total of 12 false sips since the hole began. i wonder when exactly he drank everything in that mug? we just started. jesus he probably had this vision in his head before we teed off of being fully hydrated the entire 18 holes. and here he is, on the second hole, quietly slurping ice cubes like an asshole and trying to make it appear so elegant of an action. after my shot, he's going to say a random one-liner(which he's been preparing the whole time i've been lining up my shot) while moving the mug slowly to his mouth, timing it perfectly so the mug hits his lips as he finishes his statement, and i'll hear the ice cubes slide carefully down to the bottom of the mug after he tries to suck the life out of an ice cube again. this is the last time this guy goes golfing with me."
ice cubes + plastic mug = my mental kryptonite
Connect With Us