Cat.

[Leviathan]

There was a cat outside my house. [As always.] It looked very sad.

It had nice green eyes.

What do cats like to eat?



I think we need a newer Pepsi gif.

[CrimsomWolf]

Most like meat.

And some milk to drink.

Actually, I saw one cat myself today.
But I think it had blue eyes.

[Tact]

There are a few feral cats that wander around my neighborhood. I am not looking forward to the time where someone comes to visit and there's a cat sitting there in my front yard.

[CrimsomWolf]

Because they'll take person as a hostage and force you to pay ransom?

[Kard]

Catty cats will eat just about anything...especially garbaged left-overs... >.> They know enough to stay away from Friskies/Meow-Mix etc~

[Tessu]

Cat food and canned tuna work best.

[Kard]

Not if the cat in question is a Tact. ":/

[Vanzazikon]

What if it's this ninja cat!!! >_>;


This ninja cat would put TOH to shame!

[astuarlen]

You need to give us more information before we can make a delicious diagnosis:

1. Is the cat shambling? (If Y -> brains)
2. Is it foaming at the mouth? (If Y -> your leg)
3. How many tails does it have? (if x > 1 tails -> go back to #1)
4. How far can its lazer eyes shoot? (If x > 6 metric ft -> Head to the bomb shelter)
5. What kind of accent does it have? (If Australian -> W0lb0t)

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[AlexCraig]

Water, catfood (dry or wet), shelter of some sort, and in cold weather a heating pad helps. We have been taking care of several for the past couple years.