Bull Shxt: Not Quite a Thread/ More Like a Post.

[Majarra]

Girlfriend in 2011

Ms. Splosion Man is pretty damn hard and I've been getting pissed at it. I don't know if my 2D platformer skills are fading away or I just suck at games, but jesus this game is brutal.

[Tyreek]

So, I have been given an ultimatum regarding my lack of employment. At all.

Reapply at my old job at Target and return to New Jersey, and live with my aunt for the next year

OR

Enlist into the armed services.

If option A cannot apply, option B will. Either way, my time here is gonna be short from now on. The countless jobs I applied for up in this state apparently sees fit to not want to give me any chance. At all. And while I abhorred the thought of being in the armed forces ever since high school, it seems that may be the only way to war off this outstanding debt my dear college has left me with.

[BIG OLAF]

So, I have been given an ultimatum regarding my lack of employment. At all.

Reapply at my old job at Target and return to New Jersey, and live with my aunt for the next year

OR

Enlist into the armed services.

If option A cannot apply, option B will. Either way, my time here is gonna be short from now on. The countless jobs I applied for up in this state apparently sees fit to not want to give me any chance. At all. And while I abhorred the thought of being in the armed forces ever since high school, it seems that may be the only way to war off this outstanding debt my dear college has left me with.

You'll most likely have to go with Option B. That's my theory. It's become increasingly obvious to me that the government's plan all along was to decrease job availability in the civilian sector as a way to force more people to join the army for their livelihood. What for? I don't know, but that's what I think is going on.

[Nitro Vordex]

You'll most likely have to go with Option B. That's my theory. It's become increasingly obvious to me that the government's plan all along was to decrease job availability in the civilian sector as a way to force more people to join the army for their livelihood. What for? I don't know, but that's what I think it going on.

Careful, you might prompt Keiyln into a wall of text of conspiracy.

More hours at work plz. plzplzplzplzplzplz.

GOD DAMN IT I NEED MONEY.

[BIG OLAF]

So, my right ear-bud literally fell the fuck off today, leaving only half an ear-bud set.

EDIT: And when I say it fell the fuck off, I mean everything. The copper wiring inside the rubber tube, everything. Just, like...*plop*.

[Ishia]

So, my right ear-bud literally fell the fuck off today, leaving only half an ear-bud set.

EDIT: And when I say it fell the fuck off, I mean everything. The copper wiring inside the rubber tube, everything. Just, like...*plop*.

I've had ear-buds basically take themselves apart before. Just pick it up and... little gizmos all over the place.

[Nitro Vordex]

I remember when I had an earbud get stuck in one of my bike spokes. Ripped it clean off, no nonsense. Needless to say, I was saddened.

[NoiseHERO]

You'll most likely have to go with Option B. That's my theory. It's become increasingly obvious to me that the government's plan all along was to decrease job availability in the civilian sector as a way to force more people to join the army for their livelihood. What for? I don't know, but that's what I think is going on.

Dear lord, pick option A.

[Sayara]

I remember when I had an earbud get stuck in one of my bike spokes. Ripped it clean off, no nonsense. Needless to say, I was saddened.

I got my earbud stuck in the seat edge of a bus.
MMMPH

[Nitro Vordex]

I got my earbud stuck in the seat edge of a bus.
MMMPH

DAMN IT

Just take the damn job at Target. This economy is too shitty for you to be picky about which job you get. Money is money right now.