SUV: "Can you handle THIS?"

[Mega Ultra Chicken]

Alright, PSU General. Another oddball question from the Randmaster ATM Achine, Mega Ultra Chicken.

So I was on PSUpedia one day and I looked up the infamous Magas Maggahna. Once the page came up, what shocked me is that Magas is actually an SUV. This kinda surprised me, but it also inspired me.

The topic is: what if your Cast's SUV could be anything you wanted? What if instead of the conventional SUVs, your SUV could do something else, like transform your Cast or call for reinforcements? (Or perhaps a vehicle like the Magas.) Hey, if a Cast can call a giant robot or random objects from space, then those satellites could do other things as well.

Oh, and don't be boring and say "my Cast calls down a super special awesome godly SUV that one-shots all spawns and bosses in the entire mission. AT THE SAME TIME." That's essentially saying you want all the powers in the whole super powers question.

[RyuKisargi]

I've always wanted to see a SUV be a giant pair of speakers that bass the enemy to death.

[Somnia]

I've always wanted to see a SUV be a giant pair of speakers that bass the enemy to death.

TEN THOUSAND BPM

[ashley50]

I want an SUV that can traverse rocky mountains

[Allison_W]

Clearly, we need a SUV (or perhaps a series of them) that simply drops heavy things upon the victims, old-fashioned-cartoons-style. Falling rocks, anvils, pianos, cattle, guggs, large chunks of the Guardians Colony, Sochees, etc.

I've always wanted to see a SUV be a giant pair of speakers that bass the enemy to death.

Or this, which would admittedly be more awesome.

[Ruru]

I've always wanted to see a SUV be a giant pair of speakers that bass the enemy to death.

lol that would be kinda cool.

i'm not quite sure how i would want mine. maybe like a rain of swords kinda like a sturm or paradi type but swords/sharp pointy pokey things instead of lasers/missiles. not sure what the actual SUV animation would be though.

[RyuKisargi]

What about a 50-foot tall Chao?

Just sayin.

[tadtwisted]

How about this, you jump into a giant mech and you go into first person and shoot for 5 seconds

[Ruru]

How about this, you jump into a giant mech and you go into first person and shoot for 5 seconds

those 5 seconds of shooting would turn into half a second on PS2 with lag/slowdown issues lol we'd be lucky to get one or two shots off before it popped us out. i've lost about 10 seconds of nanoblast before because of lag/slowdown on PS2 D: but it sounds like a nice idea.

[Arada]

I think it'd be cool if you actually had the Falz-drop-a-planet-on-your-head kind of attack.